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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 14:29:39 No.40310150 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40310296 >>40310575 >>40312691 >>40317142 >>40317559 >>40318044 >>40325805 >>40325844

Pokemon are our wives

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 14:30:12 No.40310153 Report

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but I want a pokemon husband

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 14:31:47 No.40310164 Report

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No, you fool, they are our employers. You think losing trainers just give us their money? No, our pokemon extort the money out of them so we can use it to help them get stronger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 14:55:26 No.40310296 Report

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>>40310150
How does one go about marrying a Pokemon anyway? Do the proceedings go as normal?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:14:57 No.40310438 Report

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>>40310296
In countries where human-pokemon marriage is legal the procedure is similar to a human-human marriage, with the only extra step of an evaluation over the pokemon to really know if she/he is consenting or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:34:12 No.40310575 Report

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>>40310150
I hate that my Pokebro gets waifu'd so fucking much. Weavile is badass, how is it even feminine?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:37:08 No.40310591 Report

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>>40310153
Fags get the rope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:38:10 No.40310598 Report

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>>40310575
Time to make bisharp your bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:40:15 No.40310612 Report

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This is her 2 weeks after marriage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:54:53 No.40310700 Report

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Is it worth it bros?
>loved how Matty made his Gardevoir a lunatic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 15:55:49 No.40310710 Report

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>When a Phox and Lucario fights over you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:05:33 No.40310790 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:08:04 No.40310809 Report

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>Another pokemarriage thread
Literally kill yourselves. Nobody not even a pokemon will marry you pathetic cucks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:08:57 No.40310816 Report

Quoted By: >>40310819 >>40310824 >>40312691 >>40318224

I want to consummate our marriage!
I want at least 12 kids!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:09:39 No.40310819 Report

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>>40310816
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:10:29 No.40310824 Report

Quoted By: >>40310836 >>40310919

>>40310816
>I want at least 12 kids!
>anon trying this hard to get a daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:11:12 No.40310826 Report

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Pokemon are our tools. Female pokemon are only good for exp or breeding to get the optimal battle machines. People who bond and try to do other stuff like marrying pokemon are weak willed. Its all a numbers game with a little bit of fake bonding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:12:04 No.40310835 Report

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>Have a mr mime help around the house and noone bats an eye.
>Have a gardevoir help around the house and your neighbours call the police.
We live in a pokemon society

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:12:16 No.40310836 Report

Quoted By: >>40310890

>>40310824
Why are so many anons obsessed with having a daughter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:18:02 No.40310858 Report

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>>40310700
Totally worrh it
>>40310790
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:18:08 No.40310859 Report

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>>40310710
you mean figuratively or literally?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:20:35 No.40310877 Report

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>>40310859

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:24:12 No.40310890 Report

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>>40310836
They’re monsters that want to groom them as sex slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 16:29:07 No.40310919 Report

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>>40310824
What a silly notion! The fennekin line is strictly female.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 19:25:49 No.40312313 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 19:29:19 No.40312342 Report

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>>40310700
Is this guy ever going to continue that OR series?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 19:37:17 No.40312418 Report

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>>40312313
my wife to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 19:52:04 No.40312533 Report

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>>40310877
so literally literally :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 19:53:28 No.40312550 Report

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>>40312313
>Pokeball flies out of nowhere
>"Oi that's a fookin shiny innit"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 20:06:13 No.40312691 Report

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>>40310150
>>40310438
>>40310612
>>40310816
>>40312313

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 21:00:30 No.40313283 Report

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>>40312691
Ok, while I’m there I’ll fuck your Growlithe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 21:00:46 No.40313288 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 21:39:53 No.40313678 Report

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>>40310710
>Those ears
Is this loss?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 22:30:25 No.40314126 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 22:41:16 No.40314211 Report

Quoted By: >>40317124

>>40310591
Ok. Guess, you have to hang yourself fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 23:30:11 No.40314671 Report

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>>40310575
feisty grrl

idk how you can't see it desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 23:32:40 No.40314698 Report

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>>40310809
"not even a pokemon"

You make it sound as if marrying a pokemon is *lowering* our standards. Pokemon are way better than humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 02:41:19 No.40316474 Report

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>>40310890
>tfw no Braixen sex slave.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 03:51:47 No.40317107 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 03:54:42 No.40317124 Report

Quoted By: >>40318061

>>40314211
>no u!
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 03:57:13 No.40317142 Report

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>>40310150
Speaking of such, what do you all think of this faggot? https://www.dailymotion.com/blisseyhusband

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 04:12:35 No.40317257 Report

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>>40317142
>pokemon is my life and blissey is my wife
>most watched episode with pheromosa
looks pretty based to me, unless he does weird pictures/videos Justin style

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 05:00:09 No.40317559 Report

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>>40310150
>>40310438
>>40310700
>>40312313
>>40313288
>>40317107

Look at all these happy brides

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 05:26:55 No.40317696 Report

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>>40317559

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:49:46 No.40318044 Report

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>>40310150
go away techworks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:52:56 No.40318061 Report

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>>40317124
Take a bullet through the skull you animal-fucking pedoshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:56:39 No.40318086 Report

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>>40310591
You need to be exterminated before you can reproduce.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 07:17:17 No.40318224 Report

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>>40310816
Remember that she will evolve

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 07:22:13 No.40318242 Report

Quoted By: >>40320640

>>40318224
Not so fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 07:31:09 No.40318273 Report

Quoted By: >>40318376

sorry im only into Oni gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 07:56:25 No.40318376 Report

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>>40318273
Based and top tier taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 13:49:16 No.40320640 Report

Quoted By: >>40320656

>>40318242
What if she wants to evolve? You wouldn't disrespect your wife's wishes, would you anon?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 13:51:21 No.40320656 Report

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>>40320640
she wants what? don't know what that means, sorry

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 14:26:15 No.40320914 Report

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 17:40:01 No.40322644 Report

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 19:44:07 No.40323900 Report

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Bumping the blessed thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 20:01:54 No.40324108 Report

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i want a beautiful blushing dragon bride!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:35:44 No.40325805 Report

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>>40310150
This is strangely cute.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:38:59 No.40325844 Report

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>>40310150
as lord hilbert commands

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