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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 22:21:27 No.40314048 View View Reply Original Report

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>Kind
>Loyal
>Highly intelligent
>Has psychic powers
>Can always understand what you're feeling and give emotional support
>Willing to die to protect you

How can any other waifu even compare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 22:22:41 No.40314058 Report

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>>40314048
by being human

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 00:01:44 No.40314968 Report

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>>40314058
You let race act as a barrier? That's sad, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 00:23:54 No.40315140 Report

Quoted By: >>40319840 >>40329782

>>40314048
Agreed, she knows I would also give my all to keep her safe too.

>>40314058
I read that as, "by being real" You aren't wrong, but if they were real, you would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 00:29:52 No.40315193 Report

Quoted By: >>40315792 >>40317899

>>40314048
>always knows how you feel
>always knows what you're thinking
>is probably more intelligent than you
>has full access to your mind
Welcome to an abusive relationship on steroids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 00:31:45 No.40315212 Report

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>>40314048
Not my appeal visually, i rather exchange all those innate attributes for something i would like to see, plus some of those attributes are also in the Pokemons i like or can be taught too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 00:37:00 No.40315263 Report

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>>40314048
Going by egg groups it's genitals would be closer to a eldritch abomination's than a humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 00:52:45 No.40315412 Report

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>>40315263
It has a mouth so that doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 01:34:21 No.40315792 Report

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>>40315193
I imagine she wouldn't enter your mind without permission.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 02:42:18 No.40316484 Report

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>>40315263
Gardevoirs are for hugs, not fugs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 05:52:38 No.40317805 Report

Quoted By: >>40319684

God, I want to meet a wimpy ass Ralts that got separated from its forest family, have it choose me as their trainer, raise it into a Gardevoir, and have it brainwash me into being its mindslave devoted to training together with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:00:58 No.40317831 Report

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>>40314058
ewww

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:08:20 No.40317870 Report

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By lighting up my life and being a beautiful goddess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:09:21 No.40317876 Report

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>>40316484
They are for both with consent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:15:44 No.40317899 Report

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>>40315193
A relationship with Gardevoir can't be abusive because her empathy makes her feels what you feel. Unless she has a personality disorder that makes her self-destructive, she would immediately feel how badly she could hurt you and not do it.

The real problem though would be that Gardevoir's empathy would mean she would also perfectly feel the way you do, without necessarily being able to distance herself from it. So if you're depressed she would feel it and understand all your internal reasoning for it, making you both spiral downwards into a codependent wreck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 06:24:27 No.40317931 Report

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>>40315263
I think that makes her hotter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 09:49:31 No.40319008 Report

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>>40314968
Not race, species.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 09:54:36 No.40319037 Report

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>>40314048
>Kind
>Loyal
>Highly intelligent
>Has psychic powers
>Can always understand what you're feeling and give emotional support
>Willing to die to protect you

How can any other waifu even compare?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 10:00:34 No.40319075 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 11:46:31 No.40319684 Report

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>>40317805
>Him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 12:07:47 No.40319817 Report

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IT IS NOT REAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 12:10:48 No.40319840 Report

Quoted By: >>40320387

>>40314968
>>40315140
It can't give you an heir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 12:13:29 No.40319854 Report

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>>40315263
It's a floating piece of cloth. Does it even have genitals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 12:40:01 No.40320018 Report

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>>40319037
based
>>40319075
not based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 13:22:16 No.40320387 Report

Quoted By: >>40320423

>>40319840
You say that as if me having a child is my ultimate goal. You also say that as if she wouldn't have ralts children due to our marriage.
Smiling as my Ralts son becomes a courageous Gallade, a full on noble knight. And his sister becoming a beautiful Gardevoir herself. This would truely be the good life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 13:25:52 No.40320423 Report

Quoted By: >>40325884

>>40320387
Pokemon can't breed with humans. If you wanted to have a child, you'd need to adopt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 16:19:10 No.40321901 Report

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>>40319037
>>40319075
Neither of them have Gardevoir’s empathy powers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 18:20:24 No.40323028 Report

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>>40319037
>>40319075

THOTtémons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:05:51 No.40324810 Report

Quoted By: >>40325030

>>40317876
I mean really, they can’t be fugged. They don’t have genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:29:06 No.40325030 Report

Quoted By: >>40326847

>>40324810
Yes they do. How do you think the eggs are made?
They have to come out of somewhere, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:30:36 No.40325055 Report

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>>40314048
No hips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 21:44:46 No.40325213 Report

Quoted By: >>40325584

>>40315792
>fairy type
>bound by rules to their trainers
nah they're gonna barge into your dreams and trap you there, where they have complete power over the reality, forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:15:36 No.40325584 Report

Quoted By: >>40325702

>>40325213
...It’ll be a good dream, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:22:43 No.40325653 Report

Quoted By: >>40325973

>>40314048
> can't give me a footjob

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:24:43 No.40325674 Report

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>loyal
>indifferent
>made of metal
>highly intelligent
>can control the weather
How can any other waifu even compare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:27:48 No.40325702 Report

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>>40325584
...until they get bored, and since gardevoir is intelligent enough to be self-aware, well...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:41:31 No.40325884 Report

Quoted By: >>40326038

>>40320423
How do you know? You have a real pokemon? Tell us.

(See the reality argument can be used both ways)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:49:35 No.40325973 Report

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>>40325653
When there's a whip there's a way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:56:17 No.40326038 Report

Quoted By: >>40326157

>>40325884
just because in skyrim you fight dragons, which are unrealistic fantasy creatures, it doesn't mean it would be ok for bethesda to add an item that summons an F-18 equipped with missiles that one shots the dragon for you.
do you see the difference between having a dragon in skyrim and having an F-18 jet fighter?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:58:28 No.40326058 Report

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>>40314048
Okay, but Tsareena is a plant, so she doesn't shit or fart. She also smells great too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 22:58:46 No.40326062 Report

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>Bug
>Giant cannon
>Probably made out of metal

How can any other waifu even compare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 23:00:15 No.40326075 Report

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>>40326058
>she doesn't shit or fart
you are missing out on a lot, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 23:08:42 No.40326157 Report

Quoted By: >>40326528

>>40326038
No, and quite frankly why don't you pose this idea to Bethesda? Think about it, one of the skill trees can now be fighter pilot. The end of the skill tree could be named "Maverick". Unlocking it would allow you to play "Danger zone" whenever you do fly your F-18. The more I think about it the more it is a good idea. Think we can do it?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 23:09:56 No.40326175 Report

Quoted By: >>40329737

>evolves from a buneary when she falls in love with you
>makes up for her ditzy self and low iq with furry cuddles
>extremely fertile, will give birth to your mutt anthro buneary offspring
How can any other waifu even compare?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 23:20:26 No.40326290 Report

Quoted By: >>40326607

>>40314048
Because i dont want someone whod give their life for mine. I want the people i love to last longer than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 23:46:06 No.40326528 Report

Quoted By: >>40328603

>>40326157
I'm pretty sure that mod already exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 23:52:21 No.40326607 Report

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>>40326290
On the bright side, what are the chances of her needing to die for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 00:14:51 No.40326847 Report

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>>40325030
By magic. No one has ever seen an egg created except for Lucas/Dawn and Cynthia.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 02:09:15 No.40327991 Report

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>>40314048
By being a GAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 02:48:21 No.40328376 Report

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>>40319037
But humans can do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 03:10:46 No.40328603 Report

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>>40326528
I know, right? I was having fun with the Anon. He really picked the wrong game to use as an example. As a fan of the Spiffing Brit, I was going to also include Reanu Kieves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:15:41 No.40329737 Report

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>>40326175
>mutt anthro buneary offspring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:22:16 No.40329782 Report

Quoted By: >>40329836 >>40329844 >>40329847

>>40314968
>>40315140
if Pokemon were real, then being a pokephile is the same as bestiality, which is shunned and taboo extremely. unless you're some hick, I doubt you'd even attempt to catch any current mon that resembles a "waifumon" for the sole purpose of a sexual/romantic relationship. it takes no effort to be contrarian and say you would go out of your way to do this when they aren't real.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:28:17 No.40329836 Report

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>>40329782
a large part of pokemon pass the harkness test. fuck, rotom and poipoles evolution straight up speak human. are you saying it wouldn't be okay to fuck rotom inside a sex bot? because you can't stop me. and i'm fucking poipoles evolution too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:29:14 No.40329844 Report

Quoted By: >>40329901

>>40329782
Pokemon aren’t animals. And I don’t see anything wrong with forming a relationship with something whose intelligence is human level or greater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:29:40 No.40329847 Report

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>>40329782
Bro if they were a hottie thottie with that slim thicc body like Gardevoir you can bet your left and right ass cheek id be fucking dogs regardless of what you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:33:21 No.40329885 Report

Quoted By: >>40329908

>>40329836
>are you saying it wouldn't be okay to fuck rotom inside a sex bot?
I'm saying it's not normal to fuck other kinds of animals that aren't of your own species. even without the Rotom you'd still be ridiculed a bit for fucking a doll, so adding a technological creature into the mix doesn't help you. some people here are twisted enough to not care what others think, but whether that's based POV or not, it will definitely effect you even if you try to pretend it doesn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:35:43 No.40329901 Report

Quoted By: >>40329932

>>40329844
>Pokemon aren’t animals.
in the Pokemon world, they are. coming into our world, they still are, they'll just have superpowers. I can't begin to understand how people can think Pokemon aren't animals.
>don’t see anything wrong with forming a relationship with something whose intelligence is human level or greater
because there isn't, I'm strictly talking about a romantic or sexual one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:36:47 No.40329908 Report

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>>40329885
it(s the pokemon world, we're all boning them. its okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:39:49 No.40329932 Report

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>>40329901
Don’t have the image, but there is a source that explicitly states that Pokemon aren’t animals, even if they replace them.
>I'm strictly talking about a romantic or sexual one
Well yeah, that’s what I was talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 05:40:12 No.40329939 Report

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>>40314048
Would a Gardevoir be into role reversal? like having a human pet?

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