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>"Regional variants? Curry?! EIGHTEEN GYMS?!? When I was a boy, Pokemon was all about the Pokemon, damn it! Why, my dad would take me out to buy the latest game in the series and just leave me there to play it right in the middle of the store! Now you have eighteen gyms?! Well, what's wrong with eight?!? You had to add ten more just to grab the attention of some hopped-up little sugar-monkeys who are constantly being distracted by their fortnights and their minecrafters! It's enough to make a man... to make a man-- AGH! MY EYE! DAMN IT, I POPPED ANOTHER BLOOD VESSEL!"
