Uh-oh! It seems Galarian Shillie is finally fed up with your gross display of consumer entitlement and persistent petty complaints about her awesome game. She's currently charging her most devastating attack, the Berry Crusher! If it manages to land it's a 1-hit KO and your precious Pokeballs, berries, (and other spherical possessions of import) will forever be rendered unusable. It has 85% accuracy and you have only one turn left to react.

Choose your destiny, anon-tachi:
>Shill - apologize for your past transgressions and compliment Game Freak profusely to mollify her (otherwise unquenchable) wrath
>Fap - use your last moments with functioning testicles to bust one final nut all over her face (10% chance of harshly lowering her accuracy)
>Bag - throw a bag over her head and hope it lowers her accuracy enough to evade her merciless onslaught
>Run - escape like a little bitch if you think your Speed stat is high enough to match hers