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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:33:32 No.40406568 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40406601 >>40406764 >>40406820 >>40406882

Pokemon are our wives and mothers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:35:19 No.40406601 Report

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>>40406568
But anon, my mom’s a human and I don’t have a wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:44:24 No.40406764 Report

Quoted By: >>40406783 >>40409335 >>40410344 >>40411201 >>40411289

>>40406568
According to this, Pokemon can neither legally be classified as wives or are biologically capable of being mothers in human pokemon unions. Strangely its also telling me you’re a delusional furry faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:45:07 No.40406783 Report

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>>40406764
Not even Ditto?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:47:03 No.40406820 Report

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>>40406568
There are easier ways of calling your mom a dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:48:25 No.40406847 Report

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>>40406783
No. Its compatible with pokemon not humans. Furthermore its practically xeno which makes it heresy!

Sage

Sage Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:50:21 No.40406882 Report

Quoted By: >>40406914 >>40408494

>>40406568
Why are there so many FAGGOT FUCKING THREADS like this
KILL YOURSEF

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:52:32 No.40406914 Report

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>>40406882
yo, can you link me some other of those "many" threads just so I don't accidentally enter them haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 18:16:46 No.40408494 Report

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>>40406882
Where?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 18:22:29 No.40408610 Report

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>>40408494
Excuse me but how old is your human? For that matter how many centuries old are you? This smells of humaniality and pedophilia!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 19:03:25 No.40409335 Report

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>>40406764
>>40406847
>>40408610
Hey it's Officer Jenny and her husband

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:02:41 No.40410344 Report

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>>40406764
It may be illegal in your prudish region but here in glorious Sinnoh we have actual freedom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:52:49 No.40411201 Report

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>>40406764
My Mawile and I have been happily married for years and have 12 children together. Get with the time, granny, you're on the wrong side of history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:55:43 No.40411241 Report

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>>40408494
Oh lord my heart, that is one pretty fox

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:58:51 No.40411289 Report

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>>40406764
>>40406847
This is nonstandard procedure. All Poképhiles are to be shot on sight. Back to desk duty for you!

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:58:54 No.40411291 Report

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>>40410344
That is a misconception spread by pokephiles, just like stimheads spread the idea that I have to identify myself as a officer if asked while undercover. It is a lie and I’m placing you under arrest

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:09:11 No.40411450 Report

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>>40411291
>It is a lie and I’m placing you under arrest
Oh, alright, let me just grab my jacket, I'll come quietly QUICKLY GARDEVOIR USE HYPNOSIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:12:59 No.40411503 Report

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>>40411289
>>40411291
This officer is a hypocrite that regularly fucks her Arcanine and has had children with him, she has taken maternity leave multiple times yet no husband is ever present.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:21:02 No.40411613 Report

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>>40411450
>Using Hypnosis on an officer of the law
>Aside from being trained to resist mind control
>Hypnosis can’t force someone to do something they normally wouldn’t do like jump off a cliff, cuff themselves, or let a suspect go during an arrest
Sorry Kid, if that actually worked I would have taken over the world rather then capture Tauros. Even Mewtwo didn’t force Joy to anything that’d cause her grief. That we know of at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:21:58 No.40411631 Report

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>>40411613
How often did Mewtwo use Joy for his own sexual explorations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:22:55 No.40411647 Report

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>>40411503
Oh, come on.
Jennys are taking knot on a nightly basis, everybody knows that.
Pretty clever setup, isn't it? Not like they are going to arrest themselves, right?

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:25:45 No.40411695 Report

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>>40411503
>>40411647
These rumors... t-They are simply *NOT* true!

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:34:09 No.40411829 Report

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>>40411695
Quite. Totally baseless... don’t know where such rumours get started.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 23:12:11 No.40413239 Report

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