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Can it get ANY WORSE?

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:22:58 No.40446333 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40446347 >>40446349 >>40446357 >>40446610 >>40446788

8:35
YOU CAN'T EVEN GO DOWN HILLS IN THE WILD AREA
https://youtu.be/nAsEJgpMmfs
So much for "open world" you FUCKING FAGGOTS
I want every domesticated Shit Freak apologist to kill themselves RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:24:29 No.40446341 Report

Quoted By: >>40446364 >>40446696

Um, yeah? It's a fucking cliff. Do you understand how Pokemon landscapes work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:25:31 No.40446347 Report

Quoted By: >>40446401 >>40446495 >>40446600

>>40446333
The only good thing to come out of Gen 8 is that retards will learn to love Gen 4 and 5 and realized how soulful and content rich they were

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:25:38 No.40446349 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446333
>I want every domesticated Shit Freak apologist to kill themselves RIGHT NOW
me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:26:42 No.40446357 Report

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>>40446333
The people who'll stil buy the games don't give a fuck qbout the wild area. Everybody already knows it's a shitty rushed gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:27:09 No.40446364 Report

Quoted By: >>40446438 >>40446792

>>40446341
>2019
>Eight generation of consoles
>Highest selling RPG franchise in history
>Still use grid-based level design
>Can't even fucking code a jumping button
You can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:30:34 No.40446390 Report

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40446364
>complaining about there being no jump button in a Pokemon game
nice b8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:31:42 No.40446401 Report

Quoted By: >>40446411

>>40446347
>4 AND 5
Unovabortions get the rope too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:33:02 No.40446411 Report

Quoted By: >>40446431 >>40446545 >>40446652

>>40446401
No? Only Alolafaggots and Nugennerfaggots get the rope. Everyone else can stay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:35:14 No.40446431 Report

Quoted By: >>40446445

>>40446411
Unova started the inexorable decline we have now. The stupid faggots who suck its dick constantly are part of the problem. They're shit games and the only reason they seem decent now is because the new ones are just so much worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:35:57 No.40446438 Report

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>>40446364
What purpose would a jump button serve?
That's a big feature to dedicate a button for and to not have it relevant in the gameplay loop whatsoever outside skipping a few ledges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:37:02 No.40446445 Report

Quoted By: >>40446456 >>40446495

>>40446431
>Unova started the inexorable decline we have now
No it didn't? It had an expansive region with 150+ new Pokemon and a fuckload of postgame. XY did with the less content, less region, more cutscene shit, but even XY was acceptable. It was then in SM that doubled down on everything that made XY bad and removed everything that made it good did the series die. Quit getting your opinions from other posts you read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:38:34 No.40446456 Report

Quoted By: >>40446466

>>40446445
>150+ new Pokemon
Most of which were hideous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:39:41 No.40446466 Report

Quoted By: >>40446480 >>40446481

>>40446456
Ah, so you do prefer the furshit of current gens, gotcha. Tasteless trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:42:03 No.40446480 Report

Quoted By: >>40446498

>>40446466
>if you hate unova you must like everything after it
The absolute state of Gen 5 brain lets. Gens 5 and up are not true Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:42:04 No.40446481 Report

Quoted By: >>40446487

>>40446466
Ah yes. Zoroark. My favorite gen 7 Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:43:02 No.40446487 Report

Quoted By: >>40446811

>>40446481
Zoroark is not even in the same league as Delphox or Salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:43:49 No.40446495 Report

Quoted By: >>40446515 >>40446535

>>40446347
>>40446445
Zoom zoom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:44:04 No.40446498 Report

Quoted By: >>40446587 >>40446804

>>40446480
>Gens 5 and up are not true Pokemon
Fuck off Sinnohfetus. Kalos and beyond aren't Pokemon. XY is canon. Everything else isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:45:51 No.40446515 Report

Quoted By: >>40446679

>>40446495
Zoom zoom? I'm gonna be 29 in February.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:48:37 No.40446535 Report

Quoted By: >>40446556

>>40446495
since when do zoomers like gen 1..?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:50:15 No.40446545 Report

Quoted By: >>40446564 >>40446602

>>40446411
>Nugennerfaggots
Nugen is either Gen 3+ or Gen 5+ depending on who you ask. Those are the 2 gens that objectively mark the biggest shifts in design philosophy and the main campaigns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:51:17 No.40446556 Report

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>>40446535
Since XY, Go, SM, and SWSH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:52:27 No.40446564 Report

Quoted By: >>40446602

>>40446545
Nugenners are anyone who like SM or later. They're braindead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:55:40 No.40446587 Report

Quoted By: >>40446592

>>40446498
>Kalos and beyond aren't Pokemon. XY is canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:56:20 No.40446592 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446587
Megas were good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:56:50 No.40446600 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446347
>gen 5
>chinese knockoff gen 1 designs
>soulful
lol no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:57:09 No.40446602 Report

Quoted By: >>40446614

>>40446545
>>40446564
On average, nugen is gen 4 and onwards. 3 is the most controversial on whether it's welcome with 1 and 2 or goes in the same category as 4 through 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:58:27 No.40446609 Report

Quoted By: >>40446619 >>40446731

Fellas
>gen 1 and 2
Classic Pokemon
>gen 3, 4 and 5
Peak Pokemon
>gen 6
Nu Pokemon but still forgivable
>gen 7
Point of no return

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:58:30 No.40446610 Report

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>>40446333
If you want to climb mountains with your bare hands just play BotW, aka a better game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:59:14 No.40446614 Report

Quoted By: >>40446629 >>40446649

>>40446602
No, nugen is when they completely mixed up the formula which is either VI or VII. Gens I-V are all comparable. VI the region got considerably smaller and the NPC interactions spiked, but not until gen VII was the region replaced entirely with cutscenes + sidewalk to the next flag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:59:21 No.40446616 Report

Quoted By: >>40446645

Jesus Christ this thread is a perfect example of how shit this board is. It's getting worse at a faster rate than ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 06:59:30 No.40446619 Report

Quoted By: >>40446627

>>40446609
>5
>peak pokemon
god no, the peak was HGSS and HGSS saved an otherwise garbage generation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:00:32 No.40446627 Report

Quoted By: >>40446648

>>40446619
HGSS didn't fix any of GS's core problems like the level curve, Pokemon distribution, and empty Kanto. B2W2 shit all over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:00:32 No.40446629 Report

Quoted By: >>40446645

>>40446614
>Gens I-V are all comparable
>V
Ok unovabortion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:02:08 No.40446645 Report

Quoted By: >>40446782

>>40446629
You are insufferable. What the fuck is bad about V compared to I-IV?

>>40446616
its quality is directly correlated to the games'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:02:36 No.40446648 Report

Quoted By: >>40446658

>>40446627
Doesn't matter, by fact that HGSS are the most expensive pokemon games to buy used really says something. It sold over 12 million copies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:02:39 No.40446649 Report

Quoted By: >>40446659

>>40446614
>Gens I-V are all comparable.
Fuck no. Gen III was the start of the Legendary plots, the start of Masuda, the end of Tajiri, and the big change in art style to accommodate the new technology. Plus no transfers from past games.

And if you think Gen V is comparable to Gens I & II you are either a troll or completely delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:03:10 No.40446652 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446411
This. 3D killed Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:04:02 No.40446658 Report

Quoted By: >>40446688

>>40446648
>It sold over 12 millions copies
And ORAS sold more. I guess ORAS is the superior remake, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:04:03 No.40446659 Report

Quoted By: >>40446671

>>40446649
as someone who grew up playing 1 and 2, it is 10x better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:06:07 No.40446671 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446659
Going back and playing the older games doesn't count as growing up with them, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:07:10 No.40446679 Report

Quoted By: >>40446835

>>40446515
>29
Ah shit typo. I meant 19.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:07:48 No.40446688 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446658
ORAS is piss cheap to buy ($30 or less) used and can have the language changed to any needed, used HGSS is a minimum of $60 and costs more depending on which language you buy. HGSS used is worth $20 more than its original MSRP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:08:52 No.40446695 Report

Quoted By: >>40446716 >>40446718

>it’s another “m-muh gen is better than yours!” thread
Shut up. Everything was fine until the 3DS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:08:54 No.40446696 Report

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>>40446341
I must have missed where Mario was capable os sliding down hills on the 64 and Link was sliding down hills in BotW on the Switch, my bad for thinking pokemon wouldn't invisible wall a two foot slope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:11:41 No.40446716 Report

Quoted By: >>40446737

>>40446695
Whatever helps you sleep, unovirgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:11:46 No.40446718 Report

Quoted By: >>40446737

>>40446695
seething unovabortion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:13:21 No.40446731 Report

Quoted By: >>40446759

>>40446609
SM shits on XY though. XY had an awful story, the worst "rivals" and completely forgettable characters as well as the easiest Elite 4 in the history of the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:14:15 No.40446737 Report

Quoted By: >>40446758 >>40446771 >>40446802

>>40446716
>>40446718
Stupid shitposter faggots, Hoenn is better. But Unova is still better than anything on the 3DS. Stay mad, alolaniggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:16:47 No.40446758 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446737
Based hoennchad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:16:49 No.40446759 Report

Quoted By: >>40446797

>>40446731
At least XY was actually fun and had the best online system to date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:18:36 No.40446771 Report

Quoted By: >>40446795

>>40446737
>But Unova is still better than anything on the 3DS
Yes but Unova was the start of the downfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:19:50 No.40446782 Report

Quoted By: >>40446808 >>40446826

>>40446645
>What the fuck is bad about V compared to I-IV?
Worst Starters pre-gen 8
Fuck long storylines
Fuck the awful transfer minigame
Fuck rotation battles
Fuck 2.5D
Fuck James Turner
Fuck Masuda
Fuck the fetish fuel movie shit
Fuck HMs
Fuck being locked into Unova-only mons for the entire maingame of BW
Entire gen made to copy gen 1 + Lucario clone + Gardevoir clone, all done in bad taste
Fuck the genies
Fuck Bianca beginning "friendly rival" cancer
BW anime is the worst season

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:20:11 No.40446788 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446333
Don't get me wrong, Sword and Shield still look like total shit, but this is grasping at straws.
>You can't jump off of a cliff and instead have to walk around to the decline slightly off to the right, THIS ISN'T A TRUE OPEN WORLD!
I'm not correcting you as a shill who wants to defend Sword and Shield, I'm correcting you as someone who doesn't want to give shills fodder for saying people who dislike Sword and Shield are nitpicking faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:21:07 No.40446792 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446364
He said cliff, as in the fall would severly injure you, not a ledge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:21:23 No.40446795 Report

Quoted By: >>40446852

>>40446771
Stop moving the goalposts. It’s not G5’s fault Gamefreak decided to go full retard and capitalize on the worst parts of the gen instead of the best. XY being an unfinished kantofag game had nothing to do with Unova either, and neither did ORAS being the worst remake in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:21:32 No.40446797 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446759
>At least XY was actually fun
How? The battles were piss easy and the routes were either boring or ungodly annoying like the desert route.

>best online system
Which is confirmed to come back in SwSh, but that isn't enough to make those games good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:22:30 No.40446802 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446737
We actually agree then. Cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:22:33 No.40446804 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446498
Fuck off, Hoenntoddler. Hoenn and beyond aren't Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:23:21 No.40446808 Report

Quoted By: >>40446898

>>40446782
>Fuck good storylines
>Fuck little details
>Fuck diverse battle types
>Fuck the best art style we've gotten
I agree, Fuck Turner and Masuda
>Fuck puzzles that spice up the exploration
>Fuck showcasing new Pokemon instead of KANTOOOOO AND HOEEEEEEN for the 10th time
>Fuck original legendary trios instead of three autismo birds
>Fuck any rival that isn't an edgelord
This is how retarded and stupid you sound Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:23:40 No.40446811 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446487
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:25:28 No.40446826 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446782
>Worst Starters pre-gen 8
That's Sinnoh though.
>Fuck long storylines
How was it long? It was average at best, not my problem you have ADHD.
>Fuck the awful transfer minigame
I'll give you this one.
>Fuck rotation battles
Nah.
>Fuck 2.5D
Nah.
>Fuck James Turner
Turner as a designer (not art director) is good.
>Fuck Masuda
Not back then.
>Fuck the fetish fuel movie shit
I agree it was tedious but after the first time you really didn't have to do it again if you didn't want to.
>Fuck HMs
Did Unova even need HMs? I don't even remember having HM slaves, they weren't a vital necessity like gen 4.
>Fuck being locked into Unova-only mons for the entire maingame of BW
That's actually a really fucking great thing and they should do it again.
>Entire gen made to copy gen 1 + Lucario clone + Gardevoir clone, all done in bad taste
There's literally nothing wrong with the dex, most designs are actually great and have thought put into them, with an amazing execution.
>Fuck the genies
Maybe.
>Fuck Bianca beginning "friendly rival" cancer
>what is gen 3 and 4
>BW anime is the worst season
I don't watch the trashnime so I wouldn't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:25:57 No.40446835 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446679
Fuck, typo again. I meant 9.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:27:52 No.40446852 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446795
>It’s not G5’s fault
Gen V is not an entity separate from Game Freak. It is the result of decisions made by Game Freak and marks the start of a series of very bad decisions that led us to Gen 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:29:01 No.40446865 Report

Quoted By: >>40446897 >>40446911 >>40446926

3DS games were better than the DS games. Stay seething.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:31:17 No.40446886 Report

Quoted By: >>40446940

>Worst Starters pre-gen 8
Objectively true.
>Fuck long storylines
Opinion.
>Fuck the awful transfer minigame
Absolutely correct.
>Fuck rotation battles
Kill yourself, rotation and triple battles were based.
>Fuck 2.5D
Looks better than anything the 3DS Pokémon games have managed.
>Fuck James Turner
If you don’t like Golurk you should be gassed.
>Fuck Masuda
I wish he would die in a fiery car accident and burn to death.
>Fuck the fetish fuel movie shit
Okay fuck you, the attack of the giant woman reference is kino.
>Fuck HMs
Ride Pokémon are a genuine improvement so of course we’ll never see them again.
>Fuck being locked into Unova-only mons for the entire maingame of BW
Still seething after all these years, kantofag?
>Entire gen made to copy gen 1 + Lucario clone + Gardevoir clone, all done in bad taste
Most unovamons are unironically better than their gen 1 counterparts, which is a low bar.
>Fuck the genies
This is correct.
>Fuck Bianca beginning "friendly rival" cancer
Fuck you she is an excellent waifu with great porn.
>BW anime is the worst season
100%

You’re kind of a faggot anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:32:52 No.40446897 Report

Quoted By: >>40446926

>>40446865
The cold hard truth /vp/ will never accept. XY revitalized my interest in the series and I know it did for many others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:33:16 No.40446898 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446808
"Good gameplay" is boring ass cutscenes, monologues, and dialogues that take hours to read through.
"Little details" aka, if I want to transfer from Gen 3 I have to play a shitty unskippable aiming minigame instead of just fucking transferring it, wasting my time
>unironically using ""diverse"" to describe anything to think is good
The art is incredibly ugly art, are you kidding?
Glad we agree on 1 thing.
I'll also bite on HMs at least making for decent puzzles and to keep the player from entering areas they aren't ready for yet.
""Showcasing"" aka forced shilling, also no one would complain if more Johto and Sinnoh mons were there.
All trios are shit, period. Just an excuse to bulk up the dex. The musketeer trio + my little pony are also garbage.
Barry, Brendan/May, and Wally weren't edgelords but they also weren't "friendly retard that picks the starter weak to yours and congrats you when you beat them" either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:35:16 No.40446911 Report

Quoted By: >>40446914

>>40446865
Go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:36:01 No.40446914 Report

Quoted By: >>40446926

>>40446911
Stay seething and grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:37:56 No.40446926 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446865
>>40446897
>>40446914
zoom zoom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:39:26 No.40446940 Report

Quoted By:

>>40446886
>Fuck you she is an excellent waifu with great porn.
Doesn't matter, Bianca's role became Shauna + friends', then Hau's, then Trace's, and now Hopp's.

GameFreak thought people liking Bianca because she was fuckable was the same thing as people wanting some shitty brown kid taking the weak starter and handing out 5 pity revives after a battle. It only got worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 07:40:50 No.40446948 Report

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Oh my fucking god shut the FUCK up, we have this same goddamn thread every single fucking day I'm fucking tired of you all pieces of shit, learn to talk about something else for fuck's sake

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