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>Be me, 6 years old
>In kindergarden there was this girl I had a crush on for the longest time
>I always try to impress her by doing stupid shit like jumping really far from thw swing or running really fast and whatnot
>During break we play on the slide
>She goes before me, slides down and waits for me
>It's my turn, I slide down and touch her arm
>I shock her
>Discover static electricity
>I realise that sliding down the slide makes me make small electrical shocks
>I figure if I slid down a couple of times I could make bigger shocks
>This was the height of pokemon's popularity in my country in the early 2000's, every loved pokemon and the small electric rodent the most
>After sliding down maybe five times, I tell her to watch me
>I try to mimic pikachu's behavior when it uses thunderbolt, thinking I could unleash a fearsome bolt as well
>make my hands into fists, I strain really hard and yell "PIKAAAA...CHUUU"
>Nothing happens
>I strain even harder
>Fart
>was laud enough for the other kids hear it too
...
>Bumped into a mate from kindergarden and elementary school some years ago
>"Hey anon, remember when..."
>In kindergarden there was this girl I had a crush on for the longest time
>I always try to impress her by doing stupid shit like jumping really far from thw swing or running really fast and whatnot
>During break we play on the slide
>She goes before me, slides down and waits for me
>It's my turn, I slide down and touch her arm
>I shock her
>Discover static electricity
>I realise that sliding down the slide makes me make small electrical shocks
>I figure if I slid down a couple of times I could make bigger shocks
>This was the height of pokemon's popularity in my country in the early 2000's, every loved pokemon and the small electric rodent the most
>After sliding down maybe five times, I tell her to watch me
>I try to mimic pikachu's behavior when it uses thunderbolt, thinking I could unleash a fearsome bolt as well
>make my hands into fists, I strain really hard and yell "PIKAAAA...CHUUU"
>Nothing happens
>I strain even harder
>Fart
>was laud enough for the other kids hear it too
...
>Bumped into a mate from kindergarden and elementary school some years ago
>"Hey anon, remember when..."
