Dear Masuda, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my twitter, and my website at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at treehouse or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I'm shillin'
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your game?
I'm trying to report the news, but I keep getting facts wrong
If I saw Tajiri, guess what I would tell him?
I'd tell him sorry
I read about your criticism, too, I'm sorry
I know making games is hard and I understand
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest shill
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Ohmori, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest hoe
This is Joe