>be hungry
>go into fridge
>see carton of eggs
>open said carton
>see one strangely colored egg
>egg begins to happily chat with you
>shrug; I'm still hungry
>egg notices you're ignoring her and moving her down toward the counter
>egg begs you not to do it
>do it anyway
>smash her on the counter, splitting her down the middle
>egg screams, cries, and begs you to stop
>pour her yolk into the bowl
>throw the shell into the trash
>Misty egg dies slowly, suffering among smelly garbage and literally empty on the inside
>enjoy omelette guilt-free
