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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:21:46 No.40512056 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40512071 >>40512206 >>40512219 >>40512275 >>40512303

i almost died visiting alola from those "ultra beasts"
are they pokemon? even my ultra balls seem to fail, and my mega evolved metagross couldnt fully withstand that buzzwole. why is that region so weird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:22:50 No.40512071 Report

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>>40512056
Alola is a third world country

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:38:17 No.40512206 Report

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>>40512056
Most regions have some serious weirdness. You just need to know where to look. Mostly, it's in caves. It's more obvious in Alola because they don't have the same cave systems that other regions do, so when weird shit goes down, it's out in the open where everyone can see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:39:47 No.40512219 Report

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>>40512056
Nigger I live here. My boss...ex boss got fucking mindraped by those jellyniggers. Its calmed down now a bit as long as you dont look for trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:46:50 No.40512275 Report

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>>40512056
>Be me newly moved from kanto/johto to unova for uni
>Just got Kantye Weaviles new Weezy 500s
>Fuckin shitskin trainer steals them while I’m in castelia
Why do I feel as if these shitskins never existed in all of Kanto or johto, but in unova there’s a huge number of these subhumans?

Ghetsis

Ghetsis Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:47:48 No.40512281 Report

Quoted By: >>40512288 >>40512302 >>40512322

Some of you guys are alright. Don’t come to the Pokémon league tomorrow if you live in the Unova region.

Happening thread will be posted tomorrow

So long, /vp/oreons

N Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:48:21 No.40512288 Report

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>>40512281
Dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:50:12 No.40512302 Report

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>>40512281
Godspeed anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:50:13 No.40512303 Report

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>>40512056
God, it feels so great knowing I can legally marry Pokémon where I live! Can you imagine a world where beauties like Gardevoir and Lopunny don't exist? I don't think I'd be able to go on living in such a world!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:50:45 No.40512307 Report

Quoted By: >>40512329 >>40512379 >>40512507 >>40512519

>got thrown out of the house by my dad because this faggot gengar is following me
>slept at a pokemon cneter last night
>ate three granola bars for breakfast and then walked to the next town
>took hours with the gengar following me
>fucker is clearly enjoying watching me be miserable
>when i get to the next town i meet this creepy pyschic fag
>sees the gengar and starts talking to me like were fucking buds
>tell him im not some kind of pychic/ghost using jerkoff
>the gengar pushes up on me and starts acting like the clingiest bitch in the whorehouse
>psychic fag laughs at me and wiggles his hands going on about how he can read my "true thoughts"
>winks at me and leaves
>gengar pulls off me and makes this douchebag face
>fucker intentionally made me look like some kind of mystic ghost type faggot in public
if he wasnt a ghost id beat this thing to death with my bare hands

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:52:23 No.40512322 Report

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>>40512281
Fuck off ghetsis, you're not gonna do shit and no one cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:52:50 No.40512329 Report

Quoted By: >>40512363

>>40512307
Just catch a Scrafty, problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:56:39 No.40512363 Report

Quoted By: >>40512468 >>40512472

>>40512329
I'm in the sticks of kanto. Don't those dudes live near cities?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:57:42 No.40512375 Report

Quoted By: >>40512418

>be sitting around
>watching tv with lycanroc
>suddenly he starts barking like a fucking maniac
>staring at a corner
>tv turns to static
>look into the corner
>some fucking ooze spilling out from walls
>lycanroc fucking books it upstairs
>pair of eyes on the wall opens up and stares at me, a mouth also opens, grins, and then emits a blood curdling screech
>faint
>out for a bit
>wake up and TV is back to normal and lycanroc is licking my face
How do I get rid of ghost Pokemon in my house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 00:57:58 No.40512379 Report

Quoted By: >>40512463

>>40512307
bro, a psychic or mystic is going to be your best bet to get rid of that thing if it really is harassing you. You're going to have to at least act nice to one if you want an exorcism. Though I admit it's a bit of a Catch-22 because anyone with "real" psychic powers will see that you're faking, any anyone who doesn't obviously can't help you. I guess I'm trying to say you can only get rid of a curse by accepting it.
Welcome to the shit show.
t. ghost fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:00:03 No.40512418 Report

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>>40512375
get a liepard or alolan persian

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:04:04 No.40512463 Report

Quoted By: >>40512544 >>40512585

>>40512379
This gengar is following me because I fed it but i fed it because i wanted the creepy thing to go away.
then my dad got pissed because he thought id finally caught a pokemon and that it wasnt a fighting type.
I should probably find that psychic again and see if him and his hypno can peel this gengar off my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:04:19 No.40512468 Report

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>>40512363
Well yeah, but if that Gengar's really bothering you then I'd say the trip is worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:04:32 No.40512472 Report

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>>40512363
Dude again...just give into the madness and befriend it. Best case scenario it will be weirded out and leave you alone. Also me and my pokebros would like to meet your asshat dad. Can you give me location?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:05:39 No.40512487 Report

Quoted By: >>40512494 >>40512509 >>40512513 >>40512597

Guys, what's the best Pokemon to kill yourself with? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:05:59 No.40512490 Report

Quoted By: >>40512544

Alright, I have a big dilemma. Recently I had a birthday party and one of my friends decided to catch me a Pokémon. Normally I’d be hype but when they showed me a Surskit I almost had a panic attack. I have a Bellsprout and I know for a fact they naturally prey on bug types, but my friend won’t take it back. I want to train them both but idk if I should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:06:19 No.40512494 Report

Quoted By: >>40512505

>>40512487
Chandlure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:07:06 No.40512505 Report

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>>40512494
Only if your goal is oblivion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:07:08 No.40512507 Report

Quoted By: >>40512529 >>40512602

>>40512307
Anon just accept that you have a gengar now, train that motherfucker up, and teach it Focus Blast. Ghost type plus all the fun of fighting type, easy fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:07:31 No.40512509 Report

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>>40512487
I’d say hugging a slugma is quite effective

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:07:58 No.40512513 Report

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>>40512487
Gastly. Order it to hover over your head after you go to sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:08:36 No.40512519 Report

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>>40512307
Anon bond wit it and make that bitch mega evolve, this is your destiny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:09:30 No.40512529 Report

Quoted By: >>40512547 >>40512585

>>40512507
Also teach it psychic. Get it buff and you can impress some Hex Maniacs. They are the most shy women I have ever seen but by Arceus they are wife material once they latch onto a dude. All they want to do is be loving wives and make babies. Its a blessing in disguise. Im telling you. If you get a woman a body hotter then your own mother I assure you it will btfo your father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:11:16 No.40512544 Report

Quoted By: >>40512602

>>40512463
>"I wanted it to go away"
>"so I fed it"
The fuck kind of backwards ass logic brought you to that conclusion?

>>40512490
Best suggestion I can give you is to be really careful with who's in a ball and who isn't. Maybe try to train the surskit to evolution before bellsprout gets big enough to eat a masquerain. Get them to be friends while masquerain has the size advantage, and teach it some flying moves just in case. If your bellsprout is on the brink of evolution then you might just be SOL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:11:28 No.40512547 Report

Quoted By: >>40512585

>>40512529
Focus blast fag here, fully agree with anon, gotta get me a qt Hex Wife someday

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:11:35 No.40512550 Report

Quoted By: >>40512595 >>40512606

>Live in Olivine, Johto
>Work on a ship that delivers to Cianwood with my main man Hitmonlee
>Heading back one night, light from the Ampheros running the lighthouse starts fading in the middle of the fog
>Ship wreaks into the docks.
Should have took Chuck's advice to stay and join the gym instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:12:39 No.40512563 Report

Quoted By: >>40512605

>>40512219
If your ex-boss is who I think it is... you sneak out any pics of her?

Tremere !AlPTHYLJdE

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Tremere !AlPTHYLJdE Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:15:54 No.40512585 Report

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>>40512547
>>40512529
To add what the above anons have said
>>40512463
I have seen a Hex Maniac enter a hotspring once. Massive fucking sweater puppies, child bearing hips, nice ass, decently fit. I didnt think I could get boners anymore. I tried to hit her up but when she found out I didnt have any ghost types she lost interest. Apparently she only feels safe around ghost trainers. Its like a Hex Maniac thing. And I know for a fact the Gengar raping thing is fake and made my erotic fags who like cuckold. You need to jump on this and bag a pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:16:36 No.40512595 Report

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>>40512550

Olivine Pokemon Center aid here

Turns out the Ampharos got really sick; projectile vomiting so much it leaked down the stairs. Jasmine is refusing to leave its side so on top of dealing with an Ampharos that won't stop throwing up we have a ton of angry trainers who want to challenge the gym but can't.

Shit fucking sucks man, I don't get paid enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:16:37 No.40512596 Report

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I need help.

OK so. I'm up in the Poni Wilds on a hike and one of those Ultra Beast things just jumped me ten minutes ago. The spindly white Bug one that's like, fucking 12' tall. Damn thing nearly killed one of my team, and in a panic, I threw a fucking Premier Ball of all things and...

...anons, *I caught it*

I didn't even know it was a Pokémon, let alone one I could fucking capture. I have no idea how the hell that worked. What do I do now? Should I call the International Police, or what? I'm fucked up, broke a rib and just wasted three Full Restores just trying to heal up my Sceptile because my hands wouldn't stop shaking and I missed with spraying two of them. Like... what the fuck do I do, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:16:46 No.40512597 Report

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>>40512487
Hug a scyther or Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:17:22 No.40512602 Report

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>>40512468
Yeah, fuck it. I'll probably head for the city anyhow.
>>40512472
>>40512507
>>40512519
if i catch it i actually will be a ghost-using magic fag and im not gonna have everybody think im some kind of goth freak
i wanted to catch a machop or something for my first poke not this crap
>>40512544
it was late at night and he was following me home. I figured if i bought it food it would leave me alone long enough to get home
>>40512472
you dont wanna bother. he runs one of those unregistered "gyms" you get in small towns where everybody meets up to make their pokemon smack each other around on saturday nights. If you think the local-circuit kickbox badge is worth anything more than a free beer at the local bar, your gonna be dissapointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:17:37 No.40512605 Report

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>>40512563
Im Team Skull...now Team ReSkull. Or whatever. I found them out today. Its good to do what I love. Also an update from last thread we actually managed to knock out Sun with a blow to the head and beat on him before he knew we were there. We robbed him and pissed in his wallet and took his shoes. We aint gonna kill him though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 01:17:36 No.40512606 Report

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>>40512550
>dumb bitch babies ampheros
>surprised when he sucks at his job
I would honestly take a volbeat at this point

Anonymous

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