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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:51:00 No.40513397 View View Reply Original Report

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Poke love thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:52:29 No.40513414 Report

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>>40513397
You might want to use a different image, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:54:11 No.40513440 Report

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>>40513397
>tfw my first kiss was unironically like this
Fuck you for reminding me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:55:17 No.40513450 Report

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>>40513440
>he kissed a girl
lol what a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:55:25 No.40513453 Report

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>>40513440
Tell us more, anon.
How did it happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:56:03 No.40513455 Report

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>>40513440
You're not alone, anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:56:11 No.40513459 Report

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>>40513414
Why? Seems like a 100% consensual loving kiss between soulmates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:57:27 No.40513469 Report

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>>40513397
poor drowzee and hypno, cool pokemon forced into the role of ugly bastard porn by assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:57:36 No.40513471 Report

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>>40513459
Mawile's vacant stare says otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:58:18 No.40513477 Report

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me on the right

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 02:59:29 No.40513490 Report

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>>40513471
They are 420 friendly anon.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:00:17 No.40513497 Report

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>>40513397

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:01:01 No.40513503 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:04:24 No.40513538 Report

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>>40513453
Had been talking to someone I met through TF2 for quite some time now and we arranged to meet up in a big shopping mall near my home. Both our parents went even though we were both 20 just to make sure neither of us was a serial killer. Everything was going great and we had a really good time, by the time the date was coming to an end we sat under a tree outside the mall and listened to music together, and suddenly he grabbed me pretty much like Drowzee here and started to """kiss""" me, which was basically grabbing my cheeks and slobbering all over my face, shoving his tongue deep into my mouth and even when I tried to push back he kept licking and shoving all over. When he eventually stopped he was really happy, while I was literally dripping with his saliva, feeling awful. I stood up and told him it was time to meet our parents and started quickly walking back to the inside of the mall, but before entering he grabbed me again, pinned me against a wall and did the same thing again, shoving his tongue inside my mouth and slobbering all over.
When I met back with my mom she was all excited and asked "So? How did it go? Did my baby girl have her first kiss?~" It was disgusting and I hate that it had to be like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:05:16 No.40513550 Report

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>>40513490
No, I'm pretty sure Drowzee's forcing her to sleep while raping her and eating her dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:06:38 No.40513570 Report

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>>40513550
Maybe that's just her kink anon, don't kink shame her.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:43:38 No.40514004 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:45:08 No.40514020 Report

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Here's a wholesome doodle for the thread.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 03:56:19 No.40514128 Report

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>>40513538
Sorry to hear that anon, I hope you've found someone sweet who doesn't tongue-rape your cheeks since then. What kind of a fuckin cretin does that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 04:07:47 No.40514243 Report

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>>40513570
How is it a kink when she can't even experience what's going in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 04:24:52 No.40514367 Report

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>>40514020
What a cute couple. They go together like a pair of scissors

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 04:34:35 No.40514487 Report

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>>40513397
Stop they're not even in the same breeding group

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:00:19 No.40514722 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:03:56 No.40514752 Report

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>>40513397
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:06:58 No.40514778 Report

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>>40514752
>not even spoilered
based
do you even get banned for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:09:17 No.40514800 Report

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>>40513397

>this artist

unironically donating to their fanbox account because im a coomer no regrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:10:29 No.40514808 Report

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>>40513538
At least you didn't get nosis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:11:53 No.40514826 Report

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>>40513538
That's kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:11:53 No.40514827 Report

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>>40513538
It was probably for the best that your parents were there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 05:17:49 No.40514880 Report

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>>40514778
It's only happened twice so far out of the 19 or so times i've posted it

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:10:06 No.40515230 Report

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Pure. Complementary. 100% Wholesome.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:11:58 No.40515238 Report

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YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME AND I SHALL DECLARE THIS THREAD HERESY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:12:30 No.40515245 Report

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>>40513497
Holy FUCK this is lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:13:19 No.40515250 Report

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>>40515238
Oh hi Emperor, it's nice to see you back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:16:24 No.40515266 Report

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>>40515238
You have more pressing concerns. All of your video games fucking suck right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:48:02 No.40515460 Report

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I want a mawile girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 06:51:50 No.40515476 Report

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>>40513538
>Both our parents went
Your fault for both being autistic lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 07:03:48 No.40515532 Report

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>>40515238
>"Mom, come look! I posted another Warhammer meme to own the 4channers!"

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 07:07:28 No.40515550 Report

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>>40513538
HAHA that fucking sucks though for real. Mine wasnt much better, so you're not alone.

>meet girl on xbox live
>get to know each other
>eventually LDR
>come to find out she is 19, I'm 14 going on 15
>stays with me anyways
>parents are crazy and actually let her stay with us for a few days around my bday
>first kiss on my bed
>also first fug, came just a bit too quick cause I had no idea what the fuck I was doing
>months pass and she goes crazy, cheats on me, and excommunicated me all the while blaming me
>also in retrospect was definitely a closet furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 07:09:45 No.40515562 Report

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>>40515550

Oh, forgot to mention I didn't really know what to do with my tongue, during the kiss. Pretty sure I fucked that up even though she took the lead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 07:28:07 No.40515638 Report

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>>40515550
I don't know why but reading of people who have sex young or have it with someone they barely know makes me sad. Maybe it's because I'm too idealistic and believe too strongly in true love and how special the first time must be, and that it should only be done with someone you really love, but yeah, I don't know, it makes me sad reading this stuff.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 07:43:39 No.40515717 Report

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>>40515638
If I had it my way, i might have done some stuff differently. I was naive, thought I was really in love with this girl, but everything went sour. It was special at the time I guess.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 07:57:25 No.40515778 Report

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Would you give him a smooch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 08:17:47 No.40515887 Report

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>>40515717
Sorry if it came off as judgmental, that wasn't my intention. Sad that she ended up being such a bitch and hopefully nowadays or in the future you're with someone who genuinely cares about you, anon!

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 08:31:56 No.40515942 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 08:58:26 No.40516055 Report

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>>40513538
This is exactly the kinda shit that make me hard. The girl kinda unwillingly but not enough to scream or fight, I bet your most ashamed of the fact you actually got a little wet by it. Jesus Christ my dick is getting hard just imagining it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 09:06:52 No.40516088 Report

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>>40515778
Yes!

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 09:22:53 No.40516148 Report

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pokelove is pure and wholesome

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 09:58:23 No.40516322 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 10:05:04 No.40516368 Report

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>>40514128
>tongue-rape your cheeks
s-say it more

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 10:06:25 No.40516378 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 10:23:15 No.40516474 Report

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>>40516055
Your incel power is showing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 10:26:15 No.40516494 Report

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>>40515638
I’d rather wait an eternity having sex with what’s the closest to a soulmate than a first with a literal who. Sex is mostly enjoyable with someone you love and spend more time with them beforehand (some months at the very least).

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 11:20:10 No.40516854 Report

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