Humpty Dexiters did not want to play ball
Humpty Dexiters did not cause Pokémon's fall
All of the whining and all of the complaining
To see its continued popularity must be quite draining
Looking at Pokémon news will soon make you fidget
As Sword and Shield's sales surge to eight digits
One of the best-selling Switch games, Nintendo said
Didn't you say Pokémon was dead?
Record-breaking sales, how could this be?
Didn't the public see this photo of a tree?
The super positive Metacritic score must cut you through
Let me guess, it's all because of "paid reviews"?
The water bursts through the wing dam
Must be the tears of DistantKingdom
After posting over a thousand times the word "shill"
It must sting a lot to be so thoroughly kill
Oh little Dexiters, look at you now
You were all duped and we all know how
Your IQs so low, we should just pull the cord
When will you realize, /vp/ isn't your board?
Your raging days are passing now into the grave
The world will not miss you, the gay things you gave
When it came to the national dex, consumers cared nil
And that little Dexiters, is the true redpill
It's now getting late, so I bid you adieu
Junichi's the name, with my guitar too
You spent months on end raging over something you deep down cared not one wit
By this time next month, you'll be saying "yep, I'm buying it"
#sales
#suckit
