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Would you?

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:24:35 No.40560525 View View Reply Original Report

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Your Pokéwaifu or favorite Pokégirl exists IRL and she really loves you. You two end up being a couple. However, she has two randomly selected of the following conditions:
>Autism
>Asperger syndrome
>ADHD
>Suicidal depression
>Paralysis from the waist down
>Random STD
>Complete blindness
>Complete deafness
>Rapid aging disease (will die within 10 years)
>Complete inability to talk
Would you like to be in this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:26:32 No.40560531 Report

Quoted By: >>40560553

>>40560525
>>Paralysis from the waist down
>>Random STD
>>Complete blindness
>>Complete deafness
>>Rapid aging disease (will die within 10 years)
Take these off the table and sure. Otherwise no. With two selected odds of getting one of these is too high, and they are absolute dealbreakers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:30:39 No.40560553 Report

Quoted By: >>40560669 >>40560676

>>40560531
>Random std is absolute dealbreaker but not inability to talk
Neck yourself incel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:46:22 No.40560662 Report

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>>40560525
Rolled 1 and 3. Of course I would. What do you expect from 27yo kissless virgin? I desperately need woman by my side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:47:57 No.40560669 Report

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>>40560553
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:47:59 No.40560670 Report

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Rapid aging and paralysis from the waist down are the only deal breakers for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:48:07 No.40560676 Report

Quoted By: >>40561177 >>40561197

>>40560553
You can still fucking communicate in other ways if you can't fucking speak. Random STD could be fucking HIV or the herps. I'm not down with dealing with a LIFELONG illness she got because she was a fucking retard. This has nothing to do with incel shit, I am in a committed relationship. People who get STDs of either sex are fucking disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:54:01 No.40560710 Report

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OP here
Well, Marley can no longer talk or walk... mistakes were made

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 12:57:01 No.40560727 Report

Quoted By: >>40560755

>>40560525
what if they are canonically autistic already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:00:37 No.40560755 Report

Quoted By: >>40560770 >>40560862

>>40560727
Mental illness does not exist in Pokemon. We have nothing showing it to exist in canon and your armchair diagnosis of characters like N being on the spectrum is irrelevant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:03:13 No.40560770 Report

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>>40560755
>Mental Illness does not exist in Pokemon
Explain Slowpoke then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:03:21 No.40560771 Report

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>>40560525
Would she already exist without my input, or would I specifically bring her into existence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:05:54 No.40560797 Report

Quoted By: >>40560809 >>40560882

>>40560770
Having a double digit IQ isn't a mental illness you idiot. You of all people should know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:07:11 No.40560809 Report

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>>40560770
>>40560797
Lmao rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:10:43 No.40560842 Report

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>>40560771
She would already exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:12:30 No.40560862 Report

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>>40560755
This man is textbook autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:15:33 No.40560882 Report

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>>40560797
>IQ less than 70 is considered mentally retarded.
>Slowpoke is mentally retarded
>Being mentally retarded isn't a mental illness.

You really didn't think that one out eh lad...but yeah, it's okay. You're mentally retarded after all ;)

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:19:15 No.40560917 Report

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>>40560525
Remove random STDs (because some of them are a fate worse than death, I would not wish that upon anyone, let alone my waifu) and rapid aging disease (same story) and we've got a deal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:24:42 No.40560958 Report

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>>40560525
Absolutely not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:25:20 No.40560964 Report

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I could deal with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:27:03 No.40560982 Report

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>>40560842
In that case sure, why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:46:20 No.40561156 Report

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>>40560525
The first three are acceptable risk with me, the others are all dealbreakers so no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:48:17 No.40561177 Report

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>>40560676
retard, you can get those diseases even with no sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:49:51 No.40561197 Report

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>>40560676
You’re retarded and have never spoken to an adult human in your life. HIV and herpes can both be stopped from transmission and degradation of QoL. Go outside. Or just read a fucking Wikipedia article.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:56:35 No.40561259 Report

Quoted By: >>40561400

>>40560525
>complete blindness
I can deal with this if she can
>random STD
Well I hope it's nothing that kills her. I have a pretty low sexdrive anyway so the lack of protectionless fug is not at all a dealbreaker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 14:08:24 No.40561362 Report

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>>40560525
Random STD is an extremely potent debuff to be sure... I’m all for wholesome unconditional love though so that would be the only thing detering me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 14:11:14 No.40561400 Report

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>>40561259
>5 & 9
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 14:12:32 No.40561412 Report

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>>40560917
This. Suicidal depression would also be terrible, but it's something that can be worked through, not that easily though, but oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2019 16:42:16 No.40562950 Report

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>>40560525
There is already someone like that on this board.

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