>>40583206You and your waifu have just recovered her stolen bike. Little did you know that this was all a ruse to distract you while Cerulean City is overrun with giant zombie Gyarados that lived beneath the gym and summoned by an evil Hex Maniac. Armed with just a broken katana, an alcoholic Starmie, and your unyielding love, you and your waifu pedal off into danger.
>>40583254You and your husbando enter a deadly life-or-death game run by a Kricketune who he owes 500 Pokedollars, but refuses to pay him back. Lies are exposed and dark secrets revealed as it turns out, by the middle of the movie, he just didn't want to break that 2k bill and made you endure all of this. Now you're both stuck at some shitty motel at the foot of the Unovan mountains run by some sketchy people you swear are cannibals, but...
>>40583261A jealous and shadow-stricken shiny Gardevoir stole your waifu's heart--yes, the one sticking out of her chest. You embark on a hair-raising Fantasy-Horror journey to recover it through a psychically controlled mindfuck of a world. Only your beloved's mind, somehow functioning in her otherwise should-be-dead-form, helps you maintain your sanity.
>>40583268You and your husbando encounter a clan of cannibals on a retreat in the Unovan mountains. Your only way out? He better be damn good at making Long Tepig. A very edge New Kalosian Extreme horror where the food looks too good, and the violence looks too real. It's also social commentary.
>>40583312Your husbando buys an abandoned warehouse to use as a Battle Factory annex. Little did you know that the ghosts of many trainers reside here. You suddenly realize: this is exactly why he bought it. You, your husbando, and his friends are challenged to a life-or-death series of battles where all the trainers get the Nuzelock treatment.
