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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:35:04 No.40668879 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40668889 >>40668930 >>40668975 >>40669574 >>40669588 >>40669839 >>40669874 >>40670039 >>40670054 >>40670460 >>40670672 >>40670810 >>40671512 >>40673286 >>40673571 >>40676477 >>40676538 >>40676881

What went so horribly wrong bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:35:28 No.40668889 Report

Quoted By: >>40669981 >>40676705

>>40668879
Nothing at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:36:30 No.40668930 Report

Quoted By: >>40669057

>>40668879
Pick a starter with shit proportions and you get a starter with shit proportions. Sobbletards had it coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:36:41 No.40668940 Report

Quoted By: >>40672075

How many threads are up with this exact image op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:37:33 No.40668975 Report

Quoted By: >>40669129

>>40668879
The fact that when you zoom out the hand looks like a giant cock or strap on. Designed by females after all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:37:39 No.40668978 Report

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nothing at all. i love him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:39:48 No.40669057 Report

Quoted By: >>40676538

>>40668930
Its got a pretty average mix of acutal lizard proportions its ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:41:58 No.40669129 Report

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>>40668975
fuck, I can't unsee it now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:42:30 No.40669143 Report

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No clue how anyone could like this. How is this a starter Pokémon? It’s literally another sassy tranny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:44:55 No.40669237 Report

Quoted By: >>40669286 >>40669467 >>40669660 >>40669691 >>40669884

Its not the design, it's the pose. If it was posing like a lizard or a dinosaur, it wouldn't look so fucking goddamn weird
But it's striking a pose that screams "I'm a sentient character, not a monster of any sort"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:46:11 No.40669286 Report

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>>40669237
holy shit youre right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:50:34 No.40669467 Report

Quoted By: >>40669606

>>40669237
This. If he was hunched over menacingly then I’d like it more, but because he stands like sassy Bugs Bunny he looks terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:53:38 No.40669574 Report

Quoted By: >>40669702

>>40668879
Actually nothing.

Like others are saying it's the pose that's mostly unflattering.

He would better doing literally any else

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:53:59 No.40669588 Report

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>>40668879
underbelly and smug face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:54:39 No.40669606 Report

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>>40669467
Exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:56:02 No.40669660 Report

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>>40669237
That would require a redesign though, the current legs couldn't do that. Basically the design needs squished down and fattened a bit. Luckily it is mostly scalies who like it and they are into doing that kind of thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:57:00 No.40669691 Report

Quoted By: >>40669775 >>40669795

>>40669237
Maybe the leaker took the picture at a bad time? It could normally be standing like your image and the image we have is just part of an animation where it stands straight for part of it.

If anyone has ever played a Troll in WoW they do a similar thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:57:16 No.40669702 Report

Quoted By: >>40673221

>>40669574
No. The design is just way too humanoid. Even more so than Incineroar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:58:52 No.40669775 Report

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>>40669691
>It could normally be standing like your image and the image we have is just part of an animation where it stands straight for part of it.
It is standing straight up in the guide picture as well.

But that wouldn't work anyway, look at how the legs attach and how skinny they are. It isn't like a lizards legs, it would just look like a person squatting so really awkward

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 18:59:26 No.40669795 Report

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>>40669691
I hope you are right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:00:29 No.40669839 Report

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>>40668879
It was just a bad design, but then people wanted to fuck it and became apologists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:01:01 No.40669856 Report

Quoted By: >>40675743

Honestly a blue heliolisk knockoff would have been better

They made a lizard pokemon that is somehow feels LESS reptilian than scrafty while still keeping the lizardy face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:01:30 No.40669874 Report

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>>40668879
Good lord that is the fucking worst. Post any fake leak that looks worse than that, oh wait you can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:01:41 No.40669884 Report

Quoted By: >>40669999

>>40669237
Pokémon are sentient, but they're also a kind of species, so yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:03:39 No.40669950 Report

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Hell I wouldn't have mind if they based it on reptilians in a more obvious way, then the humanoid appearance wouldn't be so jarring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:04:26 No.40669981 Report

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>>40668889
FPBP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:04:47 No.40669999 Report

Quoted By: >>40670174

>>40669884
>Pokémon are sentient,
People are perfectly happy with them being sentient in the way that cartoon animals usually are, they don't have to LOOK like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:05:41 No.40670039 Report

Quoted By: >>40670067

>>40668879
This doesn't even look like a final stage to be. It looks like a slightly bigger second stage.

Now this is REALLY stretching, but what if it's not done yet? What if these are the first pokemon to have four stages and that's why their third forms look so unfinished?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:06:17 No.40670054 Report

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>>40668879
>hands the same size as it's upper thigh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:06:39 No.40670067 Report

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>>40670039
>Now this is REALLY stretching
heh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:06:47 No.40670070 Report

Quoted By: >>40670172 >>40670431

Just stroll on by

:> Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:06:50 No.40670074 Report

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Im not your fucking bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:07:43 No.40670109 Report

Quoted By: >>40675774

I just realized it kinda reminds me of those wannabe Sony mascots like Crash, Sly, Ratchet, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:09:34 No.40670172 Report

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>>40670070
Not even Basilisk lizards are this scrawny. They could've at least thickened the torso up a big and got rid of the beer gut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:09:39 No.40670174 Report

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>>40669999
Pokémon are magical monsters, but you are right, a pokémon that is based on a chameleon should look primarily like a chameleon, secondary themes should be adapted to the main concept and not the other way around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:18:04 No.40670431 Report

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>>40670070
Unironically could have been cool but they fucked it up big time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:19:16 No.40670460 Report

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>>40668879
James turner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:19:58 No.40670480 Report

Quoted By: >>40670590

I hope someone who's a better artist than me can take this up, I tried to make it stand more like how lizards look when they stand IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:24:41 No.40670590 Report

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>>40670480
Yep, this is what it should be like. Maybe could get away with longer arms which are more possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:27:23 No.40670672 Report

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>>40668879
not cool for edgymon
not muscles for baradaddy
not big thighs for waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:28:40 No.40670716 Report

Quoted By: >>40670952 >>40671544

Looks fine when you cut the arms/legs/tail in half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:31:14 No.40670810 Report

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>>40668879
>new Pokémon
>fingers
Yeah this is fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:35:05 No.40670952 Report

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>>40670716
no it just looks retarded now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:35:41 No.40670965 Report

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Millennials

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:50:28 No.40671379 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:55:17 No.40671512 Report

Quoted By: >>40673326

>>40668879
Not as good as Rillaboom, but it's average. Def better than the absolute state of Cinderace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 19:56:19 No.40671544 Report

Quoted By: >>40673831

>>40670716
Looks like a fucking Family Guy character now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 20:14:57 No.40672075 Report

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>>40668940
Why are you surprised that people want to talk about a brand new Pokemon on the literal Pokemon board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 20:56:03 No.40673221 Report

Quoted By: >>40673387

>>40669702
Nothing wrong with Humanoid pokemon.

Machamp, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonchan, etc all existed since Gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 20:58:40 No.40673286 Report

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>>40668879
It's thin.
That's it. That's why everyone is going apeshit. Because it's skinny.
I don't get why this makes everyone go fucking apeshit. It's maybe a C-tier design but everyone's acting like it's as bad as Duraludon or the box legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:00:06 No.40673326 Report

Quoted By: >>40673427 >>40673544

>>40671512
Literally does anyone even care about Cinderace?

I see no one talking about it at all. (To be fair we only have a blurry pic to go off of right but now but still)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:02:11 No.40673387 Report

Quoted By: >>40674654

>>40673221
>Jynx, Mr. Mime
you just named the ugliest and most detested gen1 mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:03:27 No.40673427 Report

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>>40673326
It's literally the single most generic design it could've possibly been short of LITERALLY just being a bigger version of the first form. Everyone already expected it to be a humanoid rabbit, all of the starters are humanoid rabbits, but it has basically zero details beyond that. Makes me wish that literally any of the fake leaks for it were real, whereas Intelleon is certainly weird but at least it's something to talk about..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:07:29 No.40673544 Report

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>>40673326
>Literally does anyone even care about Cinderace?
It is probably the one I like most, but only cause I'm not big on the other two. Rillaboom has grown on me a bit but Intelleon I've only come to dislike more. I usually like more simple design but it is so bland with a lame theme. It is a bunny with red legs, can't really hate it but it is kind of just the "I guess" starter.

A more clear image might be cute though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:08:17 No.40673571 Report

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>>40668879
humanlike hands allowed it to crack open beer cans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:09:28 No.40673612 Report

Quoted By: >>40676440

>horribly
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:09:50 No.40673627 Report

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that fucking TUBBY belly.
paunch ass loser, skinnyfat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:15:59 No.40673831 Report

Quoted By: >>40675645

>>40671544
Peter griffin should be a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 21:40:44 No.40674654 Report

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>>40673387
What about Gardevior? A lot of people LOVE that despite it being humanoid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:11:20 No.40675645 Report

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>>40673831
>Gee Lois, this reminds me of the time that I got turned into a Generation 8 Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:15:10 No.40675743 Report

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>>40669856
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:16:15 No.40675774 Report

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>>40670109
This, it looks like it belongs in a platformer, not a Pokémon game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:23:23 No.40675976 Report

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I would rather have a sequel to LGPE with just Kanto. Fuck it, just make an LGPE HD Edition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:37:22 No.40676440 Report

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>>40673612
oh look it's a retarded Greninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:38:11 No.40676477 Report

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>>40668879
We got a gay ass ballet dancer instead of a 60 spy lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:40:02 No.40676538 Report

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>>40668879
Its hands are so fucking ugly. They aren't even the same size.

>>40669057
No large lizard has limbs that thin. Only the tiny sissy ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:44:41 No.40676705 Report

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>>40668889
this. it's a perfect design. it's just greninja fags seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2019 22:49:41 No.40676881 Report

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>>40668879
The angle makes it look like spaghetti. If it "wore" a tux or something and had just a little more muscle (it doesn't need to be beefy but I hate that it's a fucking twizzler) to fill out its proportions, I'd be happy. It can keep the gloves and the frill thing.

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