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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:11:01 No.40715199 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40715434 >>40715750 >>40715833 >>40718896 >>40721744

Hey /vp/.
I'm in the mood to order a pizza but I'm also not in the mood to leave my doors and interact with anyone today. Would the delivery person give a fuck if I left instructions on the door and have them look under the Slowpoke for their payment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:17:49 No.40715434 Report

Quoted By: >>40715633

>>40715199
No, he'd probably prefer looking at slowpoke than you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:23:44 No.40715633 Report

Quoted By: >>40715777 >>40715864 >>40715882

Wow, /vp/ moves faster than I remembered.
How are these things? I feel like trying them to go with my usual order of stuff crust pizza.
>>40715434
Exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:27:37 No.40715750 Report

Quoted By: >>40716066

>>40715199
Is it that hard? It's gonna be a 5-second interaction at worst

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:28:17 No.40715777 Report

Quoted By: >>40716066

>>40715633
get the cinnamon sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:30:02 No.40715833 Report

Quoted By: >>40716066

>>40715199
Do it and let us know how it goes. Make sure you watch his reaction if you can do it without him noticing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:30:51 No.40715864 Report

Quoted By: >>40716066

>>40715633
Practically pure salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:31:20 No.40715882 Report

Quoted By: >>40716066

>>40715633
They taste like actual throwup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:36:52 No.40716066 Report

Quoted By: >>40716247

>>40715750
Yes
People around these parts like making small talk and I'm terrible at that.
>>40715777
By the trips it shall be done
>>40715833
Dubs command it.
>>40715864
Just like the actual Cheez its then
>>40715882
It can't be THAT bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:42:19 No.40716247 Report

Quoted By: >>40716480

>>40716066
... anon, here is your instructions to not make you look like a complete asocial retard
>open the fuckin door
>greet and receive your stuff
>pay
>just say goodbye
That’s it. You just need to do that to be sure to not continue that small talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:48:58 No.40716480 Report

Quoted By: >>40716593 >>40716618 >>40716870

My order
BIG QUESTION: Should I leave a _tip_?
>>40716247
I live in the midwest. Some of these people just need to have small talk and I feel obliged to listen in awkward silence, making it strange for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:52:01 No.40716593 Report

Quoted By: >>40717172

>>40716480
>spoiler
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:52:44 No.40716618 Report

Quoted By: >>40716725 >>40717172

>>40716480

>Tip
Maybe? How much are you supposed to leave? I live in a country where everyone makes minimum wage and tipping culture is weird.

>Just open the door
>Give money
>Take pizza and say thanks
>Start moving to close the door
>Say have a good day / night
>Close door

Do it fast enough and there's no time for smalltalk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:55:42 No.40716725 Report

Quoted By: >>40717172 >>40717246

>>40716618
This. If you do this naturally they won’t have the time to say anything and begin a conversation with you. You can’t just make you look like a complete hikki, even to someone who doesn’t know you and will forget you after this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:59:17 No.40716870 Report

Quoted By: >>40717172

>>40716480
Yeah, leave the guy a tip. They'll know you as the slowpoke guy who tips if you make this into a regular thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:07:03 No.40717172 Report

Quoted By: >>40717971

>>40716593
Okay
>>40716618
I dunno. I'll do the honor system and put five singles in an envelope. How much they'll take will be my new tipping rule.
Also (you) and >>40716725 never lived in the midwest, it's almost law to small talk about how your state Hand Egg team is doing and what you can do to improve them. Hard to talk about Hand Egg when you don't even follow it.
>>40716870
>Slowpoke guy
I like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:08:59 No.40717246 Report

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>>40716725
I disagree, there's no reason not for him to avoid interaction especially because they'll most likely never meet. Plus the slowpoke plush would leave a better impression than OP awkwardly trying to dodge a conversation, and it might even make the delivery guy's day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:10:24 No.40717296 Report

Quoted By: >>40717658

Pay with your card when you order it 3rd worlder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:19:35 No.40717658 Report

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and it's being made.
>>40717296
and give out my info to the Pizza Hut Overlord? I think not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:28:31 No.40717971 Report

Quoted By: >>40718203

>>40717172

Be sure to keep an eye out to make sure no one snatches it from your doorstep OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:34:23 No.40718203 Report

Quoted By: >>40718269 >>40718284 >>40718291 >>40718522 >>40723701

All set!
Now we wait.
>>40717971
Don't worry, I think my neighbors are too preoccupied watching Hand Egg to snatch my pizzas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:36:13 No.40718269 Report

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>>40718203
That's really cute. I'm glad you're taking us with you on your slowpoke pizza journey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:36:34 No.40718284 Report

Quoted By: >>40718346

>>40718203
What if he doesnt know what a slowpoke is? There are really stupid people out there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:36:51 No.40718291 Report

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>>40718203

Cute set up, I love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:37:53 No.40718346 Report

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>>40718284

Then OP will take his business elsewhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:38:55 No.40718379 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:42:55 No.40718520 Report

Quoted By: >>40718670 >>40718689 >>40718746

>tfw the delivery guy takes the Slowpoke too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:42:57 No.40718522 Report

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>>40718203
>Now we wait.
how long until it arrives?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:43:52 No.40718550 Report

Quoted By: >>40718622 >>40718689 >>40718746

I hope he doesn't take OPs Slowpoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:45:28 No.40718622 Report

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>>40718550
INB4 Pizza delivery person fancies themselves a member of team rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:45:32 No.40718627 Report

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I hope the pizza man puts the pizza under the slowpoke. That would make my day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:46:42 No.40718670 Report

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>>40718520

There might be some good still left in this world, hopefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:47:25 No.40718689 Report

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>>40718520
>>40718550
I have crazy anxiety thinking about this. I swear to god we will assemble together and save OPs slowpoke from the pizza guy if it happens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:48:48 No.40718746 Report

Quoted By: >>40718795 >>40718805 >>40718812 >>40718834 >>40718904 >>40718940 >>40719336 >>40720686 >>40720733

It's here!
Kept an eye it, delivery person turned out to be a literal boomer.
>>40718520
>>40718550
Slowpoke is still intact!
but both envelopes are gone. I don't think he bothered to count what was in for payment much less take into consideration how much his tip should be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:49:58 No.40718795 Report

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>>40718746
Yay! This made day OP! Thank you you brought joy to my heart <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:50:12 No.40718805 Report

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>>40718746
CUTE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:50:25 No.40718812 Report

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>>40718746
OP wins this round. Nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:51:02 No.40718834 Report

Quoted By:

>>40718746

Enjoy, pls update next pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:53:29 No.40718896 Report

Quoted By:

>>40715199
best thread in months
have a nice meal, OP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:53:35 No.40718904 Report

Quoted By: >>40718961 >>40719072

>>40718746
Get Domino's next time you lousy scrub

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:54:55 No.40718940 Report

Quoted By:

>>40718746
Nice. Enjoy your meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:55:27 No.40718961 Report

Quoted By: >>40718998

>>40718904
Is there even a difference? Its like coke vs pepsi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:56:18 No.40718983 Report

Quoted By:

OP was a slowpoke the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:56:43 No.40718998 Report

Quoted By: >>40719008

>>40718961
You don’t think there’s a difference between coke and pepsi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:56:54 No.40719003 Report

Quoted By: >>40719087

kinda want a slowpoke plush now lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:57:07 No.40719008 Report

Quoted By: >>40719042 >>40719275

>>40718998
No?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:58:10 No.40719042 Report

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>>40719008
coke has more bang, pepsi is sweeter, imo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:59:07 No.40719072 Report

Quoted By: >>40719387

Meal time! Also thanks for the cute pics!
>>40718904
I'll think I'll try the joint that stays open until 4 AM next time. Less angry boomers and more chill dude bros there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:59:40 No.40719087 Report

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>>40719003
Im pretty sure this was the plush that released along size Spheal and Chansey. I might be wrong though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:02:27 No.40719184 Report

Quoted By:

Surprisingly wholesome thread. A bit autistic, but inoffensively so. Refreshing to see around these parts. Enjoy the meal, op.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:03:49 No.40719233 Report

Quoted By:

What an adorable, wholesome thread. The Slowpoke plush is a qt3.14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:04:49 No.40719275 Report

Quoted By:

>>40719008
Someone get this man some taste budews, stat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:06:14 No.40719336 Report

Quoted By:

>>40718746
This is so cute and has been a wonderful reprieve from the leak madness plaguing the rest of the board. Thank you OP and enjoy your pizza! try not to get sick on those cheez-it things please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:07:43 No.40719387 Report

Quoted By: >>40719450

>>40719072
Bro why didn’t you get cinnasticks
The ones with the delicious cum glaze sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:09:15 No.40719450 Report

Quoted By: >>40719586

>>40719387
They're right there on the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:12:24 No.40719586 Report

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>>40719450
Oh. They look different from what I remember. I thought they were just normal breadsticks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:40:11 No.40720686 Report

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>>40718746
What a wholesome story. This made my day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:41:18 No.40720733 Report

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>>40718746
For future reference, they're not going to count out how much they think their tip should be, they're going to assume everyting in the envelope labeled "tip" is their tip. Although you should probably tip on the generous side anyway if you're making them play weird games like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:58:08 No.40721744 Report

Quoted By: >>40723263

>>40715199
Any updates on how it tastes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:16:16 No.40722747 Report

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mfw reading this bread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:24:28 No.40723263 Report

Quoted By: >>40723791 >>40723938 >>40724169

>>40721744
The Cheez It puffs is filled with melted mozzarella cheese. The puffs taste like a combo of the crackers itself and their bread sticks. Dipping sauce goes good with it. I can feel my heart pumping harder after eating 3 of them. I guess it's good for those that need their cheese fix.
Cinni stix are as good as I remembered. I can never look at the icing the same way though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:28:38 No.40723508 Report

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I’m glad this story had a happy ending, I was afraid Slowpoke was going to get stolen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:32:03 No.40723701 Report

Quoted By: >>40724160 >>40724440

>>40718203
At first I thought you were some really autistic dude but if I was the pizza delivery guy and see this shit I would be in tears

You keep bringing hapiness to this world man this whole thing was hilarious to see

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:33:44 No.40723791 Report

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>>40723263
>Breadsticks and cheez it
Let me fix that, it's more of eating a huge soft airy cheez it cracker stuffed with cheese. It's ok, but I don't think I can eat that many in one sitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:36:49 No.40723938 Report

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>>40723263

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:38:53 No.40724032 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:41:40 No.40724160 Report

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>>40723701
/vp/ is the only board were you can find true kino thanks anon god bless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:41:46 No.40724169 Report

Quoted By: >>40724242

>>40723263
give some to slowpoke too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:43:16 No.40724242 Report

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>>40724169
You thought the pizza was for OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:47:49 No.40724440 Report

Quoted By: >>40724526

>>40723701
Delivery guy seemed more annoyed than amused. Seems like he'd rather hand off the pizza to a real person but I hope this story will put a smile on his kids faces if he has any.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:49:52 No.40724526 Report

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>>40724440

You'll get a pizzabro one day

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