There's a man who has artistic vision,
He's showing up Sugimori with each decision,
He makes them in a flash,
And all the artstyles clash,
Do his artistic skills know no boundaries?
Nintendo, fire this man,
Nintendo, fire this man,
He's ruining this franchise in any way he can,
Make a great first stage for the first step,
Then remove its great features in the second stage,
Then make the eyes look tacky,
And though it makes no sense,
This man's still a master of the medium,
Nintendo, fire this man,
Nintendo, fire this man,
He's ruining this franchise in any way he can,
Give the Pokémon some bland clothing,
With no regard for artstyle or the aesthetic,
Oh, make a bobble head,
Throw on some cartoon eyes,
This man truly is a fucking idiot,
Nintendo, fire this man,
Nintendo, fire this man,
He's ruining this franchise in any way he can,