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Pokemon that are too scary

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:55:41 No.40716724 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40716787 >>40720123 >>40721789 >>40735410 >>40737253

Post Pokemon Masuda considers too scary for young children and too hard for cartoonists working on the long-running Pokemon commercial to animate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:57:07 No.40716787 Report

Quoted By: >>40716901

>>40716724
shut the fuck up retard what are you even on about

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 18:57:58 No.40716821 Report

Quoted By: >>40719775 >>40737253

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
any time I see this I am shook, the first time I saw this monstrosity when I was a young kid playing Ruby for the first time, I am still shook, I can't believe GF put out emotionally scarring designs like this :(

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:00:02 No.40716901 Report

Quoted By: >>40720123 >>40720907 >>40725097 >>40737253

IT'S COMING RIGHT FUCKING AT ME MASUDA HELP :(

>>40716787
go shill elsewhere, this is a thread about Pokemon Masuda considers too scary for children, thus that's why all Pokemon are just a human with an animal head, easy to animate and far less scary than a well-designed, unique creature

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:04:32 No.40717072 Report

Quoted By: >>40717344

I’m triggered. I gotta post a picture that’s not too scary! I hope Masuda never makes anything too scary again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:06:30 No.40717149 Report

Quoted By: >>40717249 >>40717583 >>40732589

Genuinely, unironically kill yourself, retard. Enjoy stewing in your autism until you die soiled and alone.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:09:01 No.40717249 Report

Quoted By: >>40717335 >>40720123

>>40717149
For that, I’m posting something really scary, in a very offensive art style. I’m sorry for what you are about to see but the world has to know Masuda produces designs like Charizard that are far too traumatizing for children. Designs like Incineroar and Intelleon, literally just a person with an animal head, are the only acceptable ones as anthro-friends are politically correct Pocket Monsters (Pocket MONSTERS are a thing of the past, something only racists want to remember)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:10:42 No.40717309 Report

Quoted By: >>40725340

autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:11:30 No.40717335 Report

Quoted By: >>40717649 >>40738617

>>40717249
You should tell your mommy to schedule a psychiatrist visit dude, I’ve never been so genuinely concerned for someone’s health until I read this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:11:47 No.40717344 Report

Quoted By: >>40725969 >>40745853

>>40717072
Is that the actual shiny?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:12:42 No.40717378 Report

Quoted By: >>40717458 >>40717720 >>40717736 >>40717833 >>40717847

Name 1 time and I mean ONE TIME where starters could be found in the wild. TELL ME

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:14:42 No.40717458 Report

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>>40717378
Friend safari gen 6 lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:17:13 No.40717583 Report

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>>40717149
Please stop the hate. I'm here trying to stop the hate against GF.
When Masuda said
>Pokemon[sters] are too scary for kids and too hard to animate, so we have anthro-friends now!
I leaped for joy. I was so thankful terrifying and hard-to-animate/unique designs will never be seen again.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:19:10 No.40717649 Report

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>>40717335
I'm just a fan of the series. Not a fan of Pokemon though, the creatures from earlier gens are too scary. I just want to be apart of something so I'm giving my money to GameFreak because they seem like good people. Anyone who would forgo terrifying designs like Torterra for more anthro-designs like Delphox is just great in my book. But please keep posting scary Pokemon so people are aware they're out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:21:17 No.40717720 Report

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>>40717378
BWII Eevee, LGPE?
But that aside, what is your point here? Starter Pokémon are manufactured machine clones built by humans to fuck and aren’t in the wild? The fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:21:34 No.40717724 Report

Quoted By: >>40718061

Where did he say this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:21:57 No.40717736 Report

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>>40717378
Sun and Moon lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:24:25 No.40717833 Report

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>>40717378
Piplup lines sex entries state it lives in wild colonies and thats where its pride comes from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:24:43 No.40717847 Report

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>>40717378
Island scan in Gen 7
Friend Safari Gen 6
Let's Go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:30:43 No.40718061 Report

Quoted By: >>40719650

>>40717724
I don't have the article. Someone please post it. He literally said
>Pokemon are too scary [lie, they just want extremely barebones monsters with doo-dads on them that are easy to draw] and we want to connect with our fans so Pokemon will no longer be monsters and will be anthro-friends instead
The developer of Pokemon literally went on record and said "we don't give a fuck about Pokemon anymore, we just want some lazy-ass tranny lizards we can easily draw that furries will endlessly shill for us for free."
Accompany that with
>Kids don't care about Pokemon anymore, they only care about downloading smartphone apps therefore we won't make interesting games ever again
and you have SWOOSH

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:33:02 No.40718159 Report

Quoted By: >>40738755

Post more designs Masuda should be ashamed for coming up with. GF needs to think about people in this franchise with medical conditions that might be shocked by something as terrifying as this. Or what about the children who are exploring their sexuality with animals? Something disgusting like this instead of something safe like Primarina is unacceptable.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:39:33 No.40718404 Report

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Masuda should be more consienscous about the kind of designs he puts out. Some, like this, are offensive to furfriends bexause it’s not sexy enough to masturbate to. Pokémon should be all-inclusive, only having anthro-friends no more monsters.
>the fucking horror :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:45:22 No.40718618 Report

Quoted By: >>40718661

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:46:25 No.40718661 Report

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>>40718618
PleSe spoil this next time :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 19:53:32 No.40718902 Report

Quoted By: >>40742789 >>40742852

NO NO NO NO NO NO
THIS LOOKS LIKE A REAL ANIMAL, DEER ARE DANGEROUS I ONCE SAW A DEER AND WAS TRAUMATIZED AND NOW SEEING THIS POKEMON REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I SAW THE DEER :( MASUDA SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE TOLERANT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:14:17 No.40719650 Report

Quoted By: >>40719698 >>40719708 >>40724699

>>40718061
I can't find any such article.
Are you referring to https://nintendoeverything.com/game-freak-pokemon-lets-go-graphics/?
That is talking about the let's go art style

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:15:29 No.40719698 Report

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>>40719650
No, this was recent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:15:58 No.40719708 Report

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>>40719650
it was about Swish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:17:57 No.40719775 Report

Quoted By: >>40719857

>>40716821
Don't talk about my favorite pokemon like that slick

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:20:10 No.40719857 Report

Quoted By: >>40719890

>>40719775
Masuda should be ashamed by a design like that. Here is a much more palletable and politically-correct Pokemon design.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:21:27 No.40719890 Report

Quoted By: >>40720039

>>40719857
That's scarier anon! It's not child friendly!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:25:26 No.40720037 Report

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Not my fault modern society is turning kids into pussies. Shit in the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s had the perfect balance of innocent goofy cartoony and edgy mature cool designs.

2010 and onward is when the CalArts Disney Adventure Time crap took over everything.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:25:31 No.40720039 Report

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>>40719890
>he doesn't wanna cut his dick off, never breed, or buy SWOOSH
ISHYGDDT, don't be racist, just buy these games and don't have children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:28:28 No.40720123 Report

Quoted By: >>40720257 >>40720290 >>40735140

>>40716724
>>40716901
>>40717249
Where's the article saying Masuda finds old Pokemon scary? I'm very interested in this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:31:40 No.40720257 Report

Quoted By: >>40720341

>>40720123
Don’t mind these retards. They’re throwing another tantrum because Masuda won’t sling dick their way.
What’s impressive is that they’re literally making shit up in an attempt to cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:32:16 No.40720290 Report

Quoted By: >>40720340

>>40720123
He didn't say that necessarily, he said new designs will be overly-simplified and have built-in personality because it's easier to animate for TV. The scary stuff was probably just because he couldn't come out and say WE ARE TOO LAZY TO MAKE INTERESTING DESIGNS ANYMORE, HERE'S SOME FURSHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:33:19 No.40720340 Report

Quoted By: >>40720468 >>40723487

>>40720290
I see, but do you have the source that you can share for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:33:18 No.40720341 Report

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>>40720257
>they’re literally making shit up
No?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:35:27 No.40720468 Report

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>>40720340
I wish. I can't find the ORASS "we're not making good games anymore because kids have phones" article either.
I would love to compile all this stuff and try to put a lawsuit together.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:38:49 No.40720619 Report

Quoted By: >>40720766 >>40720813

How could Gamefreak ever fathom that something like this was acceptable in a children’s game? This unholy thing is going to give my poor kids nightmares.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:39:42 No.40720664 Report

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MASUDA SAVE ME OH FUCKING CHRIST ON HIGH PLEASE GOD MASUDA PLEASE FUCKING SAVE ME INCINEROAR HELP ME :(((((((((((((((((((

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:41:51 No.40720766 Report

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>>40720619
Hey, it's an anthro-friend :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:42:53 No.40720813 Report

Quoted By: >>40720839

>>40720619
Gee, it's almost like everything Masuda says is absolute bullshit and he's just a dirty hooknose looking out for #1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:43:29 No.40720839 Report

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>>40720813
Yea. Like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:44:36 No.40720907 Report

Quoted By: >>40721732

>>40716901
No. All the starters are humanoids because they're more marketable and popular. No one gives a shit about Meganium, Torterra, and Samurott compared to Greninja and Lucario.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:48:11 No.40721135 Report

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Hey, guys, I don’t see how this Pokémon is scary. I think he looks really cute (NOT IN THAT WAY, COOMERS). Now pachurisu on the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:57:54 No.40721732 Report

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>>40720907
>lowest common denominator pandering
>shills defending this
At least there’s plenty of new fapbait for you each gen right?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 20:58:58 No.40721789 Report

Quoted By: >>40722277 >>40722911 >>40735410

>>40716724
>he perfectly describes Venusaur but posts Blastoise
Venusaur is too hard to draw that it canonically became Sugimori's and the anime studio worst nightmares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:07:40 No.40722277 Report

Quoted By: >>40722403

>>40721789
So it's true. Design was thrown to the wayside in favor of marketing hooknose bullshit. Creativity curbed to make room for laziness. Based GF..........

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:10:19 No.40722403 Report

Quoted By: >>40722701

>>40722277
Pokemon design became more humanoid and simpler and basically just cartoony animals for 2 things:

1- easier plush production
2- easy to animate for the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:15:23 No.40722701 Report

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>>40722403
So this is how Pokemon dies. With Thundurus applause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:19:14 No.40722911 Report

Quoted By: >>40722949

>>40721789
>Venusaur is too hard to draw
IS IT???? Can we get some actual talent in here? I'm tired of these fucking excuses, they make me fucking sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:19:56 No.40722949 Report

Quoted By: >>40723431

>>40722911
Sugimori himself said that Venusaur is his least favorite pokemon because it's too hard to draw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:20:58 No.40723031 Report

Quoted By: >>40724889

>less scary Pokemon this time around
>motherfucking Grimmsnarl
masuda always says bullshit so I'm not surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:27:21 No.40723431 Report

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>>40722949
And Sugi sold us out to James. Fuck him. As soon as they stopped using watercolor and it became generic, bland plastic CG, Sugi became fucking useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:28:11 No.40723487 Report

Quoted By: >>40723633

>>40720340
They can't because they're just making shit up, as usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:30:53 No.40723633 Report

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>>40723487
>making shit up, as usual.
Pokemon fans are just making shit up as usual? Sorry, but that's shills.
>GF SAID THEY TRIED WITH GRAPHICS THAT'S WHY THERE'S NO CONTENT
>graphics are 3DS ports
>GF SAID THEY REMOVED HALF THE POKEMON BECAUSE IT'S TOO COLD
>Beartic not in the game
>GF SAID THEY FUTUREPROOFED ALL THE MODELS
>had to "remake every model from scratch" like diddling chimps
>either that or lied about remaking the models and are just lazy
>shills will defend every word of this even though it's contradictory

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:42:27 No.40724196 Report

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Avert your eyes GF-bros. You will NOT like this. I am still shook, I've never been more scared of anything in my life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:44:49 No.40724309 Report

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shook

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:52:18 No.40724647 Report

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:53:19 No.40724699 Report

Quoted By:

>>40719650
>mfw LEGPISS unironically looks leaps and bounds better than SWSHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 21:57:02 No.40724889 Report

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>>40723031
>too scary
>too cold
Can they just quit making excuses and instead make a good game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:01:12 No.40725097 Report

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>>40716901
LOOK OUT SHILLBROS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:06:47 No.40725340 Report

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>>40717309
blame kikefreak for making so many excuses on behalf of their bad game

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:18:37 No.40725855 Report

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Who /shook/ here? Can’t believe they let terrifying designs like this on the market. It doesn’t even have eyeliner or a woman’s hips. I’m just shook, I can’t even look at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:21:10 No.40725969 Report

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>>40717344
who fucking cares kill youself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:23:41 No.40726089 Report

Quoted By: >>40726239

I don't even like Masuda but is this thread really just 1 or 2 people having a melt down over a quote of his that's probably bullshit anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:27:00 No.40726239 Report

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>>40726089
He is bullshit. That's the point. An excuse-making, lazy asshole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:28:31 No.40726325 Report

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Do not.
Everyone I fucking repeat.
Do NOT, repeat, do NOT
fucking click THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:40:12 No.40727181 Report

Quoted By: >>40744827

HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MASUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:49:55 No.40727954 Report

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>mfw new Pokemon
safe to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 22:58:41 No.40728682 Report

Quoted By: >>40728904 >>40730471

BROS LOOK AT HOW THIS SCARY THIS IS. I CONSTANTLY HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:01:27 No.40728904 Report

Quoted By: >>40729817

>>40728682
haha I don't really know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:12:42 No.40729817 Report

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>>40728904
Literally fuck this piece of shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:18:13 No.40730275 Report

Quoted By: >>40730598 >>40731648

WATCH THE FUCK OUT
IT'S A NON-SEXUALIZED POKEMON, HANG IN THERE /vp/ THIS IS SOME SCARY SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:20:27 No.40730471 Report

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>>40728682
>this is too scary for the average zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:22:06 No.40730598 Report

Quoted By: >>40730997

>>40730275
>facial hair is literally the fire blast pattern
>can’t learn fire blast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:27:24 No.40730997 Report

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>>40730598
>fire blast
too scary, we've removed fire blast in favor of generic "fire attack" animations that fire from a vague area above Charizard's shoulder rather than its mouth, we had to make time to remove more features please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:35:11 No.40731648 Report

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>>40730275
>doesn’t have noodle limbs or a human occupation
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:44:16 No.40732387 Report

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I’ve seen Masuda eat a log of shit with his daughter while she cried. I only heard him say one thing to her: understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:46:23 No.40732589 Report

Quoted By: >>40732828

>>40717149
Don't be so scary anon, you want all the little babies out there to buy the games, right?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:49:15 No.40732828 Report

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>>40732589

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 23:54:22 No.40733238 Report

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TOO COLD
O
O

C
O
L
D

FOR BEARTIC

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:00:10 No.40733662 Report

Quoted By: >>40733865 >>40734480

OMGOMGOMG
DADDY MASUDA SAVE ME PLEASE
I DONT WANT IT TO HUG ME TO DEATH AAAAAAAAAAA-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:02:35 No.40733865 Report

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>>40733662
Honestly, I hope it is too cold for Emolga. Let Pikaclones fucking burn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:10:23 No.40734480 Report

Quoted By: >>40742087

>>40733662
fuck Emolga

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:19:52 No.40735140 Report

Quoted By: >>40735344 >>40735713

>>40720123
This appears to be the quote, but I don't have a source

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:22:38 No.40735344 Report

Quoted By: >>40735915

>>40735140
Oh thanks lad. So we have from the developer's mouth that Pokemon designs are intentionally silly and lazy so they're easier to animate.
Someone needs to post the ORAS bit next about how they will never make a good game again because phones exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:23:44 No.40735410 Report

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>>40721789
>>40716724
>oo hard for cartoonists working on the long-running Pokemon commercial to animate
You retards, the new cartoon season will be a celebration of all regions, and Venusaur has appeared just last month in Ash vs Kukui Champion battle. The anime is bringing back Ash's original starter trio too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:28:14 No.40735713 Report

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>>40735140
source: https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/meet-the-makers-of-pokemon-lets-go-pikachu-and-pokemon-lets-go-eevee/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:29:25 No.40735789 Report

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some of you retards werent bullied enough and it shows

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:31:24 No.40735915 Report

Quoted By: >>40735999

>>40735344
But I thought all new Pokemon we don't like look like Digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:32:35 No.40735999 Report

Quoted By: >>40736300

>>40735915
Digimon? Digimon are based, not transexual fursonas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:36:48 No.40736300 Report

Quoted By: >>40736688

>>40735999
Digimon are canonically transexual fursonas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:42:18 No.40736688 Report

Quoted By: >>40736871

>>40736300
What??
Compare Intelleon to MetalGreymon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:45:11 No.40736871 Report

Quoted By: >>40737126

>>40736688
Which can then digivolve into Lady Devimon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:49:13 No.40737126 Report

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>>40736871
I think it would have to devolve back into a champion then re-evolve. Might have to go back down to rookie then go champion then ultimate. Any Digimon can become any Digimon if you Digivolve them enough, but that doesn’t change the fact that Pokémon looks like an MLP spin-off now and Digimon has entered a renaissance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:50:55 No.40737253 Report

Quoted By: >>40737479

>>40716724
>>40716821
>>40716901
Why did shills get so captivated about random shitmons not making it in when it was clearly starters and legendaries that were on the chopping block?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 00:53:59 No.40737479 Report

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>>40737253
Because that would go against their narrative. Shills never ever had an argument other than “Im buyin it!!!” is it LARPers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:04:06 No.40738166 Report

Quoted By: >>40738527 >>40739905

Just wanna thank OP for the awesome thread. Thanks man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:09:45 No.40738527 Report

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>>40738166
I wish it didn’t have to be made in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:11:18 No.40738617 Report

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>>40717335
I feel the same way as look at all the “hype” threads for this “game”

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:13:51 No.40738755 Report

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>>40718159
>what about the children who are exploring their sexuality with animals

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:17:19 No.40738951 Report

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This thread is a little too scary. Time for some GF-approved Pokémon. Human woman hips... like a breath of fresh air to see a dog that looks like that opposed to all those scary monsters.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:34:43 No.40739905 Report

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SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, DO NOT CLICK THIS IMAGE. FAR TO SCARY TO BE POSTED ANYWHERE.

>>40738166
I really wish this wasn't our reality, but yeah sure you got it...

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:52:03 No.40740806 Report

Quoted By: >>40741753

>a shill's face upon remembering Kanto exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:10:38 No.40741753 Report

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>>40740806
DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:13:45 No.40741904 Report

Quoted By: >>40745892

How fucking delusional is Masuda and why is he getting away with his wild, batshit theories?
>too scary, monsters now anthro-friends
>kids don’t like Pokémon only smartphones
Fucking non-stop excuses. Fire this asswipe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:17:26 No.40742087 Report

Quoted By: >>40742181

>>40734480
I would

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:19:40 No.40742181 Report

Quoted By: >>40742305

>>40742087
I bet >>>/mlp/

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:21:34 No.40742305 Report

Quoted By: >>40742423

>>40742181
You mean galarian ponyta? no that's Masuda approved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:24:00 No.40742423 Report

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>>40742305
You’re right. Look at how much like an MLP character it looks. Nothing like its terrifying Kanto form that I’m glad is deleted. I hope Masuda never brings back an old Pokémon again. They’re too offensive reeking of toxic masculinity. We need more eyeliner and human birthing hips in Pokémon designs. The more the better! Thanks James!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:32:13 No.40742789 Report

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>>40718902
Etrain Odyssey fans slowing cry in a comer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:33:28 No.40742852 Report

Quoted By: >>40743343

>>40718902
>I saw a deer and was traumatized
>now when I see Stantler I’m reminded of seeing the deer
LOL shills in a nutshell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:43:49 No.40743343 Report

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>>40742852
>simply seeing a deer is traumatizing
top kek, but I guess Masuda isn't wrong about Stantler being too scary for kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 03:16:45 No.40744827 Report

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>>40727181
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 03:40:07 No.40745853 Report

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>>40717344
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 03:41:00 No.40745892 Report

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>>40741904
STOP THE HATE
ACCEPT EVERYTHING
BUY EVERYTHING
TOLERATE EVERYTHING
EXCEPT WHITE PEOPLE FUCK 'EM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 03:54:20 No.40746499 Report

Quoted By: >>40746726

Great thread boys I was in tears thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 03:58:40 No.40746726 Report

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>>40746499
same except the tears were from fright. It was honestly difficult for me to power through this thread!

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