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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:57:48 No.40741125 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40741196 >>40741415 >>40741434 >>40741482 >>40741552 >>40741610 >>40741617

>Gen 1~ Gen 2: The Genesis Age
>Gen 3~Gen 5: The Golden Age
>Gen 6~Gen ?: The Dark Age

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 01:59:24 No.40741196 Report

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>>40741125
i agree,
but while gen v is in the golden age, it started the dark age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:00:05 No.40741234 Report

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Hoennfags Sinnoh babies and unovabortions trying so so hard to convince themselves that they're genes werent shit

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:01:50 No.40741326 Report

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>>40741234
If you don't like Gens 3-5 and don't like Gens 6-8, then why are you even here? It's kind of delusional to post on a board for a franchise you've disliked for 15+ years.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:02:35 No.40741373 Report

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>>40741196
This. It was its poor reception from normies that got us where we are now.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:03:19 No.40741415 Report

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>>40741125
Stop LARPing

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:03:47 No.40741434 Report

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>>40741125
>Gen 3~XY: The Golden Age
>ORAS~Gen ?: The Dark Age
Here, fixed.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:04:58 No.40741482 Report

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>>40741125
Gen 3~Gen 4: The Golden Age*
Gen 5~Gen ?: The “Making game very hard” Age

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:05:49 No.40741517 Report

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RBY - XY was bliss. ORAS was a sign of the times. Gen 7 > present day is the dark age.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:06:39 No.40741552 Report

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>>40741125
Based xatuposter, i love you bro

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:07:58 No.40741610 Report

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>>40741125
>Gen 5 - gen 7: The "popping up as much dialog as possible every time you enter a new route" Age
fix'd

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:08:02 No.40741617 Report

Quoted By: >>40741690 >>40743501

>>40741125
>Gen 1
Subtle, clever social commentary (e.g. how many Poison Pokémon there are in Kanto)
Designs intended to be MONSTERS and don't have to fit naturally in an environment
Experimenting with the world, characters don't exist purely to be an avatar of one type or concept

>Gen 2
Attempt at building history and expanding on the first
Interesting alternate paths for some Pokémon; retroactively gives origins (baby Pokémon) for others
Canonizes myths as Pocket Monster phenomena

>Gen 3
Every animal that ever existed needs a Pokémon equivalent now for some reason
Converting a real-life area 1:1 into a 2D RPG doesn't always work due to all the fucking WATER
Takes the myths a little too far with fucking Behemoth, Leviathan and fucking rape god stratosphere Chinese dragon and a fucking alien

>Gen 4
Comfy
Very nice and sensible cross-gen evolutions
Let's make GOD a fucking Pokémon and cram the latter half of the Pokédex with a shitty fucking trio all of the same type and shittons of fucking part dragon dinosaurs from space, time, nega space and nega time, magma turds and dream rapists and moon ducks and fuck me

>Gen 5
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything
Everything is sick, great designs with a bit of an edge - slight commentary on the franchise's OWN tendencies
Story that actually has relevance and interesting, mature themes and OH MY GOD A GOOD POSTGAME

>Gen 6
Fuck yeah finally some level of customization
Good balance of old and new Pokémon and only 3 new fucking legendaries this is great
The meta is raped by the Fairy type which is inexplicably the best one now

>Gen 7
Waifubaiting
Lazy story, lazy graphics and animations, lazy everything
Some cool new Pokémon ideas

>Gen 8
What were we doing again

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:09:29 No.40741690 Report

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>>40741617
Shit taste bro

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:09:54 No.40741711 Report

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>>40741196
Gen 5 had a ton of content, and the new pokemon designs were mostly good.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:19:45 No.40742190 Report

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In the beginning, there was Autism, but it was good Autism. The kind of Autism that builds worlds from nothing but a shitty low level programming language. And so the God Autist brought many of his friends together and they made a world that could fit into the pocket of anyone. But the God Autist and his court needed to eat, so he reached out and gained the power to push forward from a fellow creator. All was simple, but all was well.

The creator went onto expand the world of his creation, but after this, the flame of autism that fueled him faded, and he decided that he would rather write detective stories instead.

And so the Autistic creator handed his world to the maker of sound and music and told him "I don't really care anymore. Do what you will." And the Music Maker went to work. But all was not well. At every turn he faced criticism. He wanted to cull all but the most important creatures the autistic creator implemented, but saw that if he did, there would be too much push back from the co-owners of this world. So he held his tongue and created the 3rd expansion. Then he approched the origional creator and asked about the beings that made the world in lore, and the creator just shrugged and went back to thinking about the Great Mouse Detective.

So, the Music Maker, with great effort, created the 4th expansion. Seeing a return to the beginning on the horizon, he attempted to tie up loose ends, but failed. For all his effort, he feared that those who looked upon his work would not understand how to use a blue flute, and just gave up.

The music maker tasked the pathetic workers under his direction to make the 5th expansion. But as those workers came to him for advise and direction, he just shrugged and let them do their thing.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:20:47 No.40742249 Report

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>>40742190

At the dawn of the creation of the 6th expansion, the Co-Owners demanded that the Music Maker make the world 3D, and while he conceded, it made the world laggy and overall shit. But people still wanted the worlds he made, so he put less and less effort into them.

Then one day, the Music Maker saw that kids were no longer playing hand held consoles, but their mom and dad's cellphone. On that day he declared the world he made dead, and ordered his workers to start producing only the content that brought in the currency he needed to survive.

At one point, the Autistic creator returned with his great novel. No one cared.

And now we have reached the end. As the world created over 20 years ago starts to deteriorate, The maker of Music has finally culled the herd. He began with the first two Pokemon, one of Leaf and one of Water, and with a single word, he struck them from the world and consigned them into oblivion. The Autisic God made no move, no tears shed.

And thus we reach the end of our story. The world created and loved by 90's kids is no more then an engine of profit. There is nothing of value to be gained from further examination. Death is all that is left for the world of Pocket Monsters.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:40:33 No.40743210 Report

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I can't wait for the Renaissance age that will never come

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:43:38 No.40743330 Report

Quoted By: >>40743585 >>40743688

>>40741434
Agree, even though XY was unfinished and had its flaws, it was a nice game all in all, one that Masuda was actually proud of. Some weeks ago I watched some old gen 6 videos and he seemed so excited and full of life, like he was so eager for people to play his game.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:47:39 No.40743501 Report

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>>40741617
You summed up my feelings for each gen exactly.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:49:22 No.40743585 Report

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>>40743330
XY had genuine soul. It was Masuda's last stand...

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 02:51:29 No.40743688 Report

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>>40743330
XY had genuine soul. It was Masuda's last stand, before completely giving in to the smartphone age...

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