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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:16:43 No.40747541 View View Reply Original Report

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WHY DID THEY PUT ITS HEAD ON BACKWARDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND AHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:17:51 No.40747601 Report

Quoted By: >>40747706 >>40749413

>>40747541
I didnt even fucking realize... oh my god... that's so retarded... shills will love it. They love eve ruh thing .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:18:03 No.40747609 Report

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>>40747541
because all of them are fucked up. that's not actually it's real body either. also: upside down, not backwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:18:43 No.40747642 Report

Quoted By: >>40747706

>>40747541
lol cause pokemon all need to be quirky now :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:19:08 No.40747659 Report

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>>40747541
thanks, I hate it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:19:11 No.40747667 Report

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:19:50 No.40747704 Report

Quoted By: >>40748073 >>40749071

I don’t get why you retards hate the fossilmons. This insane need for them to be “fixed” is ringing huge autism signals for me. Are you guys ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:19:52 No.40747706 Report

Quoted By: >>40747963 >>40748445

>>40747601
>>40747642
Based incel retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:20:15 No.40747719 Report

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>>40747541
Prease understandu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:21:01 No.40747760 Report

Quoted By: >>40747824 >>40749079

That's the fucking point

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:22:48 No.40747824 Report

Quoted By: >>40748017 >>40748021 >>40750017

>>40747760
>it's awful
>THAT'S THE POINT
ty based retard for providing comic relief in this cruel reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:23:02 No.40747834 Report

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Niggas....theres some FUCKED UP looking fish IRL.
Look up the sunfish or that jelly headed fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:23:57 No.40747875 Report

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It’s head looks like the head of a penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:26:12 No.40747963 Report

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>>40747706
Fuck off, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:27:24 No.40748017 Report

Quoted By: >>40748422 >>40749079

>>40747824
it literally IS the point though, whether or not one thinks it's awful is purely subjective

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:27:33 No.40748021 Report

Quoted By: >>40748422

>>40747824
oh yeah cause gamefreak definitely said "Let's put his head on backward, just to look cool, nothing else"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:28:20 No.40748049 Report

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>>40747541
I love these abominations so much.
Best Fossil mons ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:28:25 No.40748053 Report

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>>40747541
if I was a kid playing sword/shield I would think that I fucked up the fossil fusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:28:44 No.40748073 Report

Quoted By: >>40748232

>>40747704

I'd be okay with the mixing if all the pieces were present. If we had a lower have of the electric raptor, a top half of the stegosaurus, the bottom half of the fish, or the top half of the seal thing, then I don't care how they mix it, but it feels like they are abandoned incomplete afterthoughts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:29:07 No.40748092 Report

Quoted By: >>40748366

>>40747541
I'm sorry but this is hilarious

just imagining 10 year olds creating these things carelessly and the abominations have to live cursed lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:30:32 No.40748159 Report

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RAW NERVES
EXPOSED TO THE WORLD
EVERY STEP IS A NEW NIGHTMARE
ALL I FEEL IS PAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:30:53 No.40748179 Report

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>>40747541
Did James Turner approve this? Honestly who did? Everyone at Gamefreak is full of idiots yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:32:00 No.40748232 Report

Quoted By: >>40748337 >>40748422 >>40749069

>>40748073
The entire point is they don’t have all the parts and that’s why they’ve all been mixed, retard. Otherwise they’d just be normal fossilmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:33:50 No.40748317 Report

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>Oh fuck, these two halves have similar sized points of connection and a similar color scheme
>That's not fair to the other abominations, we gotta fuck it up in some other way!
And then they snapped it's neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:34:29 No.40748337 Report

Quoted By: >>40748451

>>40748232
>implying not a single person wanted a normal fossil mon in the first place
I love the mixing idea, but limiting it is pretty sad. The only issue I'd see with it is accusations of dex padding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:35:01 No.40748366 Report

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>>40748092
this, it has me fucking cracking up
most based thing from this whole generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:35:03 No.40748367 Report

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the correct fossils will be in pointy sword and hard shield

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:35:44 No.40748404 Report

Quoted By: >>40748538 >>40748651 >>40749167

Who made these new pokemons? Why are they so horrendous and weird looking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:36:09 No.40748422 Report

Quoted By: >>40749928

>>40748232
>>40748017
>>40748021
the 'point' is creative but executed poorly because the designs look awful when they could've been properly combined into a natural being. So what if the fact that they're awful, scientific abominations is 'the point', it's still valid to criticise these designs as looking poor when they don't have to. They could've been designed well and still kept the gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:36:11 No.40748423 Report

Quoted By: >>40748508 >>40748637

Quick, does anyone have any pics of Arctozolt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:36:34 No.40748445 Report

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>>40747706
The shillman is real!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:36:51 No.40748451 Report

Quoted By: >>40749005

>>40748337
I’m not implying people don’t want a “complete” fossilmon. In fact, I can help them out: there’s 6 generations of complete fossilmon to choose from

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:37:05 No.40748462 Report

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I kind of want to use it because none of the water or grass types appeal to me and I refuse to use a starter, but my planned team has a glaring weakness to ground and rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:37:37 No.40748476 Report

Quoted By: >>40748495 >>40748561 >>40748794

>>40747541
Lore wise this just makes pokemon scientists look like hacks and assholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:38:11 No.40748495 Report

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>>40748476
fucking exactly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:38:24 No.40748508 Report

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>>40748423

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:39:09 No.40748538 Report

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>>40748404
>iguanodon
Ironic post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:39:43 No.40748561 Report

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>>40748476
Maybe they just believe the English are incompetent when it comes to science

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:41:41 No.40748637 Report

Quoted By: >>40748743

>>40748423

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:41:56 No.40748651 Report

Quoted By: >>40748780 >>40749079 >>40749116

>>40748404
They're a joke based on how early paleontologists created completely fucked up incorrect dinosaurs by assembling the skeletons from totally different creatures because they happened to be in the same general area

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:43:44 No.40748719 Report

Quoted By: >>40749371

head is on the tail on this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:44:20 No.40748743 Report

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>>40748637
They could at least put Arctovish's head in the right direction, it looks like its suffocating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:45:05 No.40748780 Report

Quoted By: >>40748826

>>40748651
People get the joke. Being a joke doesn't stop people from being pissed. We'll never get a raptor pokemon, stego pokemon, Dunkleosteus pokemon, or whatever the hell the last thing is EVER again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:45:33 No.40748794 Report

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>>40748476
>caring about pokemon lore

not even gamefreak does, it's a joke that they haphazardly ignore and change on a whim, they only care about selling the next batch of toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:46:29 No.40748826 Report

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>>40748780
Pokemon is forever. Never say never.

You're acting like they don't repeat basis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:47:23 No.40748863 Report

Quoted By: >>40749152

>japanese and american scientists understand how to reassemble fossil pokemon
>meanwhile british scientists go full retard trying to reassemble fossil pokemon

What did Gamefreak mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:47:25 No.40748864 Report

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>>40747541
I didn't realize that, fuck, I thought it was a manatee :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:49:16 No.40748936 Report

Quoted By: >>40749052

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:50:05 No.40748977 Report

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These Galarian fossils are an abomination. You can see it in their face that they would prefer death to being brought back in this form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:50:47 No.40749004 Report

Quoted By: >>40749041

>>40747541
Because HURR LE FUNNY ABOMINATION GIMMICK needs to be as in your face as possible
You can't just have "fusions" done organically

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:50:48 No.40749005 Report

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>>40748451
How helpful. In that case, i hope everyone's bro fossil mon made the cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:51:50 No.40749041 Report

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>>40749004
They're obviously saving that mechanic for the next gen. Pokemon can only get so creative, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:52:00 No.40749052 Report

Quoted By: >>40749121

>>40748936
That's it I'm fucking done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:52:29 No.40749069 Report

Quoted By: >>40749286

>>40748232
the problem isn't the mixing, it's the lack of an option to mixing the correct body parts. there are plenty who prefer the regular electric velociraptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:52:31 No.40749071 Report

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>>40747704
>Noooooooooooo!!! How dare people want organic creatures rather than just le ebin funny joke xD!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:52:34 No.40749079 Report

Quoted By: >>40749236 >>40749300

>>40747760
>>40748017
>>40748651
The theming makes sense, but brit fossils at least still looked like actual creatures, not something literally slapped together without thought. So the purpose of their design falls flat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:53:49 No.40749116 Report

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>>40748651
It's a shit joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:53:53 No.40749121 Report

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>>40749052
I tried

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:54:28 No.40749152 Report

Quoted By: >>40749218

>>40748863
I'm pretty sure its a reference to early Victorian dinosaurs which were literally assembled backwards, upside-down, etc.

This is the original idea of what Iguanodons were supposed to look like. That horn is actually its thumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:54:47 No.40749167 Report

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>>40748404
>Who made these new pokemons?
James Turner

>Why are they so horrendous and weird looking?
Because they were made by James Turner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:55:51 No.40749218 Report

Quoted By: >>40749362 >>40749771

>>40749152
Those still ended up looking like cohesive, complete creatures, they were just way off the mark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:56:12 No.40749231 Report

Quoted By: >>40749999

the fact you can't have the original creatures ruins the entire joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:56:15 No.40749236 Report

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>>40749079
it seems pretty clear that they intended for them to look like they got slapped together in very wrong ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:57:00 No.40749269 Report

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>>40747541
Does this creature live in constant pain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:57:21 No.40749286 Report

Quoted By: >>40749427 >>40749532 >>40749614 >>40749706

>>40749069
Which isn't the point of these designs at all.

Every time we get anything with any hint of flavor in it, people just want MUH COOLMON.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:57:52 No.40749300 Report

Quoted By: >>40749771

>>40749079
Well the brit fossils were just bones. If the brit fossils were regenerated with flesh and skin and stuff they would like like abominations too

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:59:09 No.40749362 Report

Quoted By: >>40749568 >>40749771

>>40749218
But if you revived them they would be abominations. This thing is a clusterfuck. Imagine crunching this thing down into an iguana shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 04:59:23 No.40749371 Report

Quoted By: >>40749477 >>40749685

>>40748719
and the pupils go from horizontal to vertical

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:00:06 No.40749396 Report

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>>40747541
>Upsidedown

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:00:45 No.40749413 Report

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>>40747601
take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:01:03 No.40749427 Report

Quoted By: >>40749575

>>40749286
but why tease the existence of these completed forms and not provide them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:02:17 No.40749477 Report

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>>40749371
No the pupils are correct, it’s just going from forward facing to going straight up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:03:57 No.40749532 Report

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>>40749286
>people just want MUH COOLMON
because all the new Pokemon suck, and it has been the case for the past 4 gens

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:04:53 No.40749568 Report

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>>40749362
it would look... the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:05:01 No.40749575 Report

Quoted By: >>40749715

>>40749427
We don't know everything yet anon. Maybe once dataminers get in you'll be surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:06:04 No.40749614 Report

Quoted By: >>40749872

>>40749286
>all pokemon must be shit otherwise you just want MUH COOLMON
flavor =/= well-executed designs anon learn the difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:07:44 No.40749685 Report

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>>40749371
That's how "goat" pupils work thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:08:26 No.40749706 Report

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>>40749286
Chocolate's existence doesn't stop people from liking vanilla.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:08:39 No.40749715 Report

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>>40749575
the 4 Frankensteins are capped by ditto on one side of the pokedex and charmander on the other side. there's only these 4 fossils unless the post-game dex expansion is true or they add them in the next games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:10:10 No.40749771 Report

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>>40749300
>>40749362
see
>>40749218

It's a tad different from a small spine seguing to a massive body/torso.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:11:51 No.40749855 Report

Quoted By: >>40749979

>>40747541
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:12:16 No.40749872 Report

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>>40749614
They're goofy abominations, the designs portray what they are perfectly. There's absolutely nothing wrong with these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:13:48 No.40749928 Report

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>>40748422
>pokemon is designed to look like a fucked up mishmash of parts for fun
>"this pokemon is bad because it looks like a fucked up mishmash!"
thats not criticism, thats just your own subjective opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:15:02 No.40749979 Report

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>>40749855
No you're CUTE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:15:37 No.40749999 Report

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>>40749231
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 05:16:20 No.40750017 Report

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>>40747824
nah it's fun. it's fun. can you have fun? you can't can you. you're not fun. this is fun. it's fun. you're not.

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