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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:53:57 No.40755954 View View Reply Original Report

Why don’t people like these things? I think they’re neat little abominations.
They’re my favorite designs out of gen 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:54:35 No.40755975 Report

Quoted By: >>40756767

>>40755954
A lot of people do like those things
Other people don't like them because they're abominations. That's not exactly a word with good connotations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:55:14 No.40756002 Report

Quoted By: >>40758396

>>40755954
If it isn't a badass/edgy kaijumon or a cute/sexy waifumon, plebs will hate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:55:43 No.40756019 Report

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I've seen overwhelming positive reception toward that concept.

It's also a great way to waive a shitmon design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:56:06 No.40756033 Report

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>>40755954
Because 2 would have been fine to see the joke through while still having 2 complete fossil mons. 4 is pointless overkill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:56:44 No.40756048 Report

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>>40755954
It's triggering the obsessive compulsive autists who "can't get the originals", not realizing these are the originals.

Same faggots who bitch about no original dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:56:46 No.40756050 Report

Quoted By: >>40756340

>We could’ve finally had an actual Dunkleosteus Pokémon
>We get half of it instead
For how much longer will I have to consider Relicanth the Dunkleosteus Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:57:05 No.40756061 Report

Quoted By: >>40759515

>>40755954
For me it's the bright clashing neon colors and noodle limbs. Good idea, terrible execution

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:57:09 No.40756064 Report

Quoted By: >>40756477

>>40755954
People want badass monsters out of fossils
Not shitty overly colorful toys.
Even without the fusion gimmick they'd be trash when put next to other gens fossils

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:57:10 No.40756065 Report

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>>40755954
I would hand the person whou thought this is a good idea.....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:57:14 No.40756068 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:58:45 No.40756115 Report

Quoted By: >>40756140

>>40755954
are these evolutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 08:59:48 No.40756140 Report

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>>40756115
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:01:48 No.40756210 Report

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It's weird, I like them but the idea behind him and the execution is strangely morbid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:03:19 No.40756269 Report

Quoted By: >>40756430

>>40755954
>electric raptor
>dragon stegosaurus
>water dunleosteus

Does anyone know what the ice type is meant to be? I love the idea of these guys (these fragmentary fossils were found in the same place, so they must be the same animal!) but yeah, the execution is a bit shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:03:32 No.40756277 Report

Quoted By: >>40756320 >>40756393

Cna someone please explain how these work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:03:43 No.40756283 Report

Quoted By: >>40756396

>>40755954
I'd just feel terrible for resurrecting any of them like this. For fucks sake, one of them has the head upwards down and another has the head on the tail. Their life must be suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:04:49 No.40756320 Report

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>>40756277
No, not even the dudes that assembled them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:05:19 No.40756340 Report

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>>40756050
Arctovish is the closest you’ll get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:06:17 No.40756376 Report

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>>40755954
4 other pokémon died for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:06:40 No.40756393 Report

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>>40756277
Archaelogists probably found two mashed fossils togeyher and think they are a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:06:46 No.40756396 Report

Quoted By: >>40756482 >>40756500

>>40756283
I wouldn't be surprised if these were their actual forms, and the joke is that people wouldn't have guessed it. Like, they saw a bunch of bones and arranged them, but when resurrecting fossils from DNA it turns out those actually looked like abominations.

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:07:41 No.40756430 Report

Quoted By: >>40759583

>>40756269

Possibly Acrophoca (The Swan-Necked Seal) or a marine reptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:08:23 No.40756455 Report

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>>40755954
Good concept.
The problem is that the individual parts look like shit. Bland, uninspired, ugly colors and with no concept on their own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:09:03 No.40756477 Report

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>>40756064
What makes this even terrible is that we won’t even get to see how each of them look like in their original true appearances....unless the Shield version exclusives has the two other halves of the bodies and the two other halves of the heads, in which we can trade the fossils parts to the other game and restored all of them to their original forms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:09:11 No.40756482 Report

Quoted By: >>40756645

>>40756396
The fossils are canonically broken in half in this region and you mix and match them together. It isn't a subversion of the joke, it's just the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:09:40 No.40756500 Report

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>>40756396
That doesn't work, because we clearly have two seperate sets of heads and tails that mix (But don't match, because fuck you. You can't have a cool raptor or stegosaurus.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:10:36 No.40756536 Report

Quoted By: >>40756576

I think the fish head/all fish versions are good. The lizard versions have just too small of an upper bod for my liking.

Full fish is water dragon I believe. Good weakness coverage but I don't know how good it will be without knowing it's moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:11:20 No.40756562 Report

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>Mixing up fossils
Neat not to history because england was where it all started.
>dunkleosteus pokemon
Makes sense England got alot of devonian shit
>We get this based retard
Oh ok...

Also aren't the fossils boxed in? Are they saving the the raptor's ass and the steg's head for Sharp sword, sturdy shield?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:11:42 No.40756576 Report

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>>40756536
That's not full fish, that's not its lower body. There's four pokemon halves involved here, not two mixed up ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:12:03 No.40756588 Report

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I’m just annoyed we finally get a velociraptor fossil is attached to those things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:12:21 No.40756595 Report

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I feel kinda bad for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:13:33 No.40756632 Report

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>>40755954
Because on effort was put into them.
Because it looks like a 3 y/o massed some clay together.
Because everything about it screams 'no idea what the fuck I am doing'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:14:15 No.40756645 Report

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>>40756482
Welp, guess we'll get different fossils in the next galar games then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:14:27 No.40756652 Report

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>>40755954
Because people are allowed to like and dislike different things you daft cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:16:32 No.40756733 Report

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>>40755954
>dunkleotestus is the only one consequently getting some kind of placement wrong
fuck man, your son relicanth won't be happy about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:17:29 No.40756767 Report

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>>40755975
That's what I like most about them personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:19:26 No.40756838 Report

Quoted By: >>40756898

>>40755954
Wait is first and 4th the original?
Because they the 1st looks more messed up than anything else

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:20:07 No.40756862 Report

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>>40755954
I don't like dragon ones, since they look like a chunked piece of meat. Electric/Ice is cute tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:20:17 No.40756869 Report

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>>40756068
pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:21:05 No.40756898 Report

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>>40756838
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:21:22 No.40756909 Report

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>>40755954
Arctozolt is based and going on my team

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:24:50 No.40757037 Report

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>>40755954
GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:26:21 No.40757078 Report

Quoted By: >>40757276

>>40755954
I love the morbid abominations.
There are questions about Vish halfs badluck however. (Upsidedown head or stuck to a tail). Really wonder how these even function at all to live.
But the dorky excecution and fun idea make these interesting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:26:40 No.40757098 Report

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>>40755954
a horrible neon colored gimmick/joke as well a wasted potential of 4 bad ass prehistoric monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:28:35 No.40757210 Report

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How do those breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:30:04 No.40757268 Report

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Idk I like the idea A LOT but something about how they fit together doesn't sit right. Like i get it. But also it feels like there's something missing.
There should at least be some sort of cohesion between them that makes them look complete instead of just being a head on a different body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:30:24 No.40757276 Report

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>>40757078
>Really wonder how these even function at all to live.
I imagine the reanimation process just creates the organs in a way they can work.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:33:15 No.40757324 Report

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>yfw zolt is the ancient ancestor of Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:49:32 No.40758065 Report

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>>40755954
The fish is the only one that feels like a fossil to me, and even then it's a stretch.
The colors are bad, and I don't like how it's just two incoherent halves put together, I would've preferred some blending between them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:53:57 No.40758237 Report

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>>40755954
I would only use Dracovish. It's the most bizarre yet actually the most natural looking to me. But the yellow raptor is so cute, I hope he gets a complete form someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:57:03 No.40758364 Report

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>>40755954
I just hate that they're not going to be rock type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:57:53 No.40758396 Report

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>>40756002
Unironically this

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:59:29 No.40758470 Report

Quoted By: >>40759476 >>40759610

Nobody likes them because we can't use the original forms.
When we see the new forms we just feel bad for these poor misshapen abominations. People just wanna use the original ones more, especially when highly requested animals like a Dunkleosteus and a Velociraptor are wasted on shit like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:01:48 No.40758574 Report

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>>40755954
I feel sad for them :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:04:35 No.40758697 Report

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>>40755954
Die /vp/ditor
LSD dogshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:24:23 No.40759434 Report

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>>40755954
The gaudy disgusting colours, And the fact that they look a lot better in the correct combination. Also a genetic fusion is a pretty dark concept for a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:25:47 No.40759476 Report

Quoted By: >>40759610

>>40758470
This, I just want the original ones even if they were doomed to be part rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:27:05 No.40759515 Report

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>>40756061
sums up this whole gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:28:54 No.40759569 Report

Quoted By: >>40759610 >>40759620

>>40755954
Arctozolt is kinda cute on a bizarre way.
I'm hoping the other version has the other four halves so you could make the real mons. But as it stands it's just shit overall.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:29:12 No.40759583 Report

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>>40756430
Definitely looks like flippers. Probably not a marine reptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:29:59 No.40759610 Report

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>>40758470
>>40755954
>>40759476

I'm happy with the mis-match mechanic for fossils, as long as we can unlock the proper forms somehow.

>>40759569
Hopefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:30:26 No.40759620 Report

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>>40759569
nah we've gone over this thoroughly. You only ever get the 4 halves shown

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:30:49 No.40759637 Report

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I'd be okay with this if they all at least evolved
but this is just jumbled together garbage waisting dexslots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:35:55 No.40759828 Report

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Colorful neon/pastel colours are the bait, hide the simple polygonal models and the lack of inspiration in all these abominations. This is the artistic lowest point in the history of Pokemon, if the game will be bad there is a chance of a complete fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:47:35 No.40760138 Report

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Zolt just looks so happy.
It'll be sad if we can't reuinite him with his original legs at some point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 11:10:03 No.40760982 Report

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im praying that the pokedex expansin after beating the game rumor is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 11:14:35 No.40761157 Report

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Really glad they wasted 4 pokemon for the sake of a sight gag

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