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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:04:23 No.40765724 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40766281 >>40766332 >>40766388 >>40767913 >>40767976 >>40769132 >>40769202 >>40771180 >>40771516 >>40774801 >>40774838

*takes a bit out of his apple*
*contemplates*

………..

GUYS, I'VE GOT AN IDEA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:07:13 No.40765840 Report

Quoted By: >>40766487 >>40768136 >>40768215 >>40770568 >>40771942

>apple made Newton think of gravity
>apple made cuck god seethe and gave us free will
>apple revolutionized the phone industry
>apple gave GF an idea for the best mon of this decade
BASED FRUIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:18:10 No.40766281 Report

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>>40765724
jej

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:19:32 No.40766332 Report

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>>40765724

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:20:27 No.40766388 Report

Quoted By:

>>40765724
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:23:03 No.40766487 Report

Quoted By:

>>40765840
Very underated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 13:59:09 No.40767913 Report

Quoted By:

>>40765724
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:00:36 No.40767976 Report

Quoted By: >>40768007 >>40768008

>>40765724
It's a wyrm in an apple, it's a pun

Unfortunately they ruined it with the final evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:01:25 No.40768007 Report

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>>40767976
No worries that’s an alt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:01:26 No.40768008 Report

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>>40767976
it's a split evo, and appletun is the superior design

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:03:04 No.40768077 Report

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I like the apple-worm-wyrm thing, even the pie version. It's whimsical. A little whimsy's okay, I'd rather it than furbait #19.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:04:44 No.40768136 Report

Quoted By: >>40768465 >>40770403 >>40771942

>>40765840
>>apple made Newton think of gravity
that's a fucking myth by the way.
>apple made cuck god seethe and gave us free will
We had free will already you dumbass, why do you think they chose to eat the apple in the first place? Adam and Eve weren't NPCs
>apple revolutionized the phone industry
pic related
>>apple gave GF an idea for the best mon of this decade
dumb retard that's not what sizzlepede looks like

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:06:39 No.40768215 Report

Quoted By: >>40768435

>>40765840
Gravity as a concept has existed long before Newton was born

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:09:55 No.40768358 Report

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While we're here, does anybody have high-res pic of Flapple? I lost it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:11:55 No.40768435 Report

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>>40768215
No it didn’t. Niggas were all just floatin around and shit before Isaac Newton invented gravity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:12:51 No.40768465 Report

Quoted By: >>40768941 >>40769610 >>40770245

>>40768136
>ignores the fact that satan seduced Eve into eating the apple through the tooth of a serpent
>while posting satania
Dumb satania poster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:14:29 No.40768532 Report

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>"Sorry mate I prefer mine in a pie"

His face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:23:23 No.40768941 Report

Quoted By: >>40770568

>>40768465
if they had no free will, then they wouldn't have been able to be seduced moron!
also hail satan(ia)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:28:26 No.40769132 Report

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>>40765724
Ever hear of Snapdragon Apples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:30:13 No.40769202 Report

Quoted By: >>40769391

>>40765724
Real talk tho. Does that thing have a split evo depending on version or is it one line?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:34:21 No.40769391 Report

Quoted By: >>40770164

>>40769202
Split version exclusively

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 14:39:18 No.40769610 Report

Quoted By: >>40770568

>>40768465
Adam wasn't seduced. So fuck off and read your Bible more idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:02:22 No.40770164 Report

Quoted By: >>40776458

>>40769391
Do you which version is with which? I'm gussing the fat one is sheild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:04:30 No.40770245 Report

Quoted By: >>40770568 >>40771942

>>40768465
The bible never says it was an apple. The catholic church's position is that it was probably a fig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:08:03 No.40770403 Report

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>>40768136
I mean say what you want about Apple now, but back when they released the first Iphone shit was revolutionary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:12:45 No.40770568 Report

Quoted By: >>40771942 >>40772960 >>40776027

>>40768941
In don't think you understand. Without free will you can't resist. It's because they didn't have free will that they were able to be seduced in the first place.
>>40769610
where did I write Adam in my post? Fucking retard.

>>40770245
That is true, but i'm not this guy >>40765840 who first claimed it was an apple. I was just going along with calling it an apple because he said it first, so bark at him and not me.
Like you completely ignored him and the satania poster yet called me out. Don't you think that's a little unfair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:28:24 No.40771180 Report

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>>40765724
im uhhhhhhh

thinking this is based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:30:43 No.40771281 Report

Quoted By: >>40773100

Flapple is unironicaly one of the most clever designs in gen 8. It’s an apple with a wyrm in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:36:24 No.40771516 Report

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>>40765724
>takes bite out of Apple
>it starts screaming
Oh shit I just took a fucking chunk out of this living creature. I'm the real monster!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 15:46:06 No.40771942 Report

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>>40770568
Wasn't trying to be fair. Saw your comment first, others will see it and know the other two are wrong as well. But if it makes you feel better:

>>40768136
>>40765840
see
>>40770245

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:09:16 No.40772960 Report

Quoted By: >>40773439

>>40770568
except, god is also omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, so he knew what was going to happen when he made adam and eve and tortured them for doing so anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:12:25 No.40773100 Report

Quoted By: >>40773222

>>40771281
doesn't that pun only work in english though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:14:38 No.40773222 Report

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>>40773100

Who's to say they don't have a similar pun in other languages?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:19:10 No.40773439 Report

Quoted By: >>40774171

>>40772960
Okay, and?
What does that have to do with anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:33:48 No.40774171 Report

Quoted By: >>40774390

>>40773439
he created things, knew they were going to suffer for eternity, and just fucking let them, also we dont have free will if some magic skydaddy knows whats going to happen to everyone and everything at every second

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:38:19 No.40774390 Report

Quoted By: >>40775520

>>40774171
>magic skydaddy knows whats going to happen to everyone and everything at every second
yea I don't believe this shit. Where in the bible does it say he has those super powers? Just because it says he's all knowing?
What if he's like 4th dimensional or higher and we literally can't comprehend his limit so we just assume he's all knowing?

>he created things, knew they were going to suffer for eternity, and just fucking let them
Lol I seen people do that with the sims. Truly made in his image.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:47:41 No.40774801 Report

Quoted By: >>40774910

>>40765724
Shit, my eggs!

.....Wait, I've got an idea!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:48:38 No.40774838 Report

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>>40765724
Seems more like
*takes a bite out of his apple*
*bites the worm in the apple too*
FUCK

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:49:35 No.40774877 Report

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>thread about an apple turns into a fucking religious debate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 16:50:27 No.40774910 Report

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>>40774801
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGG there’s jizz everywhere!!

......NINTENDO HAVE I GOT AN IDEA FOR YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:04:28 No.40775520 Report

Quoted By: >>40775692

>>40774390
the sims examples is just cause we are a fucking sadistic species, and oh? 4th dimensional or higher and we literally cant comprehend his limit so we just assume hes all knowing? whats next? are we just fucking information farms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:09:01 No.40775692 Report

Quoted By: >>40776235

>>40775520
>are we just fucking information farms?
What do you mean by this?

Also here is a video that explains the 4D thing better than me, if you're interested at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4ruHJFsb4g
Imagine getting picked up and inverted by a 4D dude and becoming left handed. That would be wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:16:48 No.40776027 Report

Quoted By: >>40776189

>>40770568
>Without free will you can't resist.
Only if you follow the orders of anyone.

It's like trying to make someone else robot follow your orders, it's only going to work if it's programmed to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:20:00 No.40776189 Report

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>>40776027
but you can make another man's robot follow your orders if you hack it.
And I'd argue that seduction is the hacking of biological being because they'll start jumping through hoops once you hit them in the face with some pussy stank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:21:05 No.40776235 Report

Quoted By: >>40776384

>>40775692
im already fucking left handed and the are we just fucking information farms bit is a refference to kado the right answer, good anime, shit ending, would reccomend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:24:14 No.40776384 Report

Quoted By: >>40776845

>>40776235
Dang I'm sorry to hear that you got molested by 4D beings, bro.

I might check out that kado the right answer if it's got cool fights. Does it have cool fights?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:25:35 No.40776458 Report

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>>40770164
Yep. Flapple Sword.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:28:28 No.40776598 Report

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Now when you look at this apple
Tell me please
What do you see?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:33:17 No.40776821 Report

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>Insect dragon
>Grass/Dragon type
GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2019 17:33:48 No.40776845 Report

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>>40776384
no it does not have cool fights, it has 1 fight that ruins the fucking show in the last episode but id still strongly reccomend it

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