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>be James Turner
>achieve your dream of being hired at the studio that makes Pokemon
>being in a foreign country is hard but dreams never come easy
>design amazing lines like Vullaby, Golurk, Trevenant and Poipole
>but fuck up once with an ice cream and people hold it to you forever
>new gen starts, creativity is at a new low
>suddenly Masuda comes to you
>"ohaiyo Turner-san, would you like to be our NEW art director?"
>fuck yes! a chance to prove yourself
>"sugoi! but please understand that this is very risky having a foreigner in charge. we may have to take drastic measures if you fail, wakaru?"
>designers only submit fucking garbage
>"M-masuda-san, I don't think this penguin is any good, maybe we can bring back an old pokemon to-"
>he slaps me across the face
>"baka fucking gaijin, do what I tell you to or you're out of Japan by tomorrow, fuckface"
>get left out of meetings and sometimes hear people laughing in the office only for them to suddenly shut up when you come in
>gen 8 is a fucking mess despite your best efforts and game freak has made sure to slap your name on it
>see Ohmori making a post about how you're the ice cream mon guy out of the corner of your eye
>Masuda is picking out swords in his office
>overhear Ishihara excited about cutting off your head after you're forced to slice open your belly in Pokemon Center Megatokyo
Was it fair?
>achieve your dream of being hired at the studio that makes Pokemon
>being in a foreign country is hard but dreams never come easy
>design amazing lines like Vullaby, Golurk, Trevenant and Poipole
>but fuck up once with an ice cream and people hold it to you forever
>new gen starts, creativity is at a new low
>suddenly Masuda comes to you
>"ohaiyo Turner-san, would you like to be our NEW art director?"
>fuck yes! a chance to prove yourself
>"sugoi! but please understand that this is very risky having a foreigner in charge. we may have to take drastic measures if you fail, wakaru?"
>designers only submit fucking garbage
>"M-masuda-san, I don't think this penguin is any good, maybe we can bring back an old pokemon to-"
>he slaps me across the face
>"baka fucking gaijin, do what I tell you to or you're out of Japan by tomorrow, fuckface"
>get left out of meetings and sometimes hear people laughing in the office only for them to suddenly shut up when you come in
>gen 8 is a fucking mess despite your best efforts and game freak has made sure to slap your name on it
>see Ohmori making a post about how you're the ice cream mon guy out of the corner of your eye
>Masuda is picking out swords in his office
>overhear Ishihara excited about cutting off your head after you're forced to slice open your belly in Pokemon Center Megatokyo
Was it fair?
