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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:22:30 No.40800857 View View Reply Original Report

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Predict reviews after the game is launched.
Predict reviews and people's reflections 1 year from now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:28:57 No.40801080 Report

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>>40800857
9.2/10. Nintendo brings it home with this beautiful console imagining of the pokemon world, with idyllic vistas and a cast of fun and quirky characters. A heap of new monsters and a smattering of old favorites ensures there's something for everyone, and pleases veterans and new fans alike. The wild area makes for fun online play with friends, which has been more streamlined than ever before, offering intense battles for hardcore players. Between the cuteness of Pokemon Camp and the intense difficulty of Max Raid Battles, there's something here for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:29:27 No.40801099 Report

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people are going to loathe this game in a year's time. Rotom phone will probably ruin it completely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:29:41 No.40801105 Report

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>>40801080
did you go into the future to steal this post or did you just edit a few words from a previous review?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:31:06 No.40801151 Report

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>>40801080
> heap of new monsters and a smattering of old favorites ensures there's something for everyone, and pleases veterans and new fans alike.
Has this phrase ever not been in a shill review for a reboot/a franchise steeping into the new console.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:31:06 No.40801152 Report

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>>40800857
>Critic
7.9/10
>User
4.5/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:31:44 No.40801179 Report

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8.5-9/10s like always while dexfags desperately try to review bomb the game and pretend it means anything

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:31:58 No.40801187 Report

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>>40800857
>87 on meta
>better than Kojima's game

Ohmori wins again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:32:07 No.40801190 Report

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>>40800857
84/100

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:32:18 No.40801197 Report

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79 or 80 critic average
User review bombed to like 40 or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:32:25 No.40801201 Report

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>>40800857
>Critic
87
>User
55

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:32:58 No.40801225 Report

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There's a thin line between reality, and wanting something to be good. After the game's launched? I feel reviews will be high at about an 8. But after people start playing. Start getting more and more into it, Things will begin to plummet.

Don't get me wrong, I'm here HOPING that they're hiding key features from us. Maybe throw the playerbase for a loop and pull something out of left field but knowing them, I'm afraid that the reviews will only be subpar at best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:33:19 No.40801236 Report

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>>40801105
It's freshly written. I've just read a lot of paid-for reviews in my day. Gameinformer used to be basically the only source of video game anything in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:33:36 No.40801248 Report

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>>40800857
87 feels about right

>>40801151
This will pretty much be the synopsis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:35:56 No.40801332 Report

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>>40801236
the fact that first post made me want to punch you in the face means you copied their writing perfectly

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:42:09 No.40801537 Report

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>>40801332
>>40801236
I love how anons think they’re extremely clever for writing a synopsis like a professional and calling it satire when all you have to do to parody the brainlets on /vp/ is to be as negative as possible and use douchey buzzwords like seethe and cope that no one would ever think was cool if uttered in real life. Pic related for the mental challenge it would take to write reviews that express the opinions of dexcels.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:44:08 No.40801590 Report

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>>40800857
Easy prediction:
>Low user score
>High critic score

Game journos will link the former to their usual entitled gamer narrative and/or artsy fartsy articles about how pokemon isn't political in a way they like or unironically parrot Team Plasma or say Team Yell is a purposeful allegory for you-know-what.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:44:08 No.40801591 Report

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>>40801537

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:44:37 No.40801603 Report

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>>40800857
7.8/10 too little pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:53:17 No.40801899 Report

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>>40801187
You don't need much effort to make something better than Kojima.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:55:15 No.40801969 Report

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>>40801591
i am now repremaning this picutre

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:55:56 No.40801995 Report

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>>40801537
Why is it bad that we want things in the game? We do have to pay for this after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:57:50 No.40802057 Report

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>>40800857
Launch day: 85/100
One year after: 60/100 at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:58:43 No.40802086 Report

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>>40800857
IGN: 6/10

Too much land.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:01:35 No.40802173 Report

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>>40801537
What gen 8 mon is that? It wasn't in the leaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:02:59 No.40802229 Report

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>>40800857
86/100 critic score
Users will be low due to DexCucks, but most people who play it will think its pretty good and it will sell 13 million in its first year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:04:55 No.40802290 Report

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>>40800857
It will be a 9 on IGN like nearly every Pokemon game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:39:23 No.40804074 Report

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86 critic
4.1 review bombers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:54:37 No.40804820 Report

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>>40801080
I need aspirin after reading that.

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