>>40819736I've boiled it down to three theories:
1. It's Pokemon. That's it. They're literally that guy in your pic, and would still buy the games at $200 a copy.
2. Their Switch is covered in dust and they need something to play.
3. They're NOT buying it, they're just saying that because it's the easiest way to get a fuckton of (you)s. I would know, I ran a theory by posting two threads at the same time, one pro-SS, one anti-SS. The pro thread got, like, five replies and died, the anti thread was smacked around and kept alive by the "go back to [WEBSITE]" and "DOMESTICATED" posts.
