>>40820263Melmetal (that's how you spell it, dipshit) doesn't look human, it's just vaguely humanoid.
Grimmsnarl doesn't have gay colors or any object
Out of the three starter evos, only Rillaboom has an outside object, and even then it's something it could have made itself
The hat fairy only vaguely looks human, and the hat is part of its body.
Toxtricity doesn't have gay colors, doesn't have an item, and isn't a human, it's an antropomorhic animal.
No pokémon has those traits combined, and very few have more than two.
