>>40824373Silph co. bows to the Swishdanoffs
In contact with ultra beasts
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control galar with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Swishangrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Swishdanoff Babies
both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian Elephant scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Swishdabots inside you right now
The Swishdanoffs are in regular communication with the legendaries Palkia and Dialga, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
Nation states entrust their nugget reserves with the twins. There's no nuggets in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Swishdanoff
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Swish bang to the end of the universe
The Swishdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
