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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:26:41 No.40824906 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40824977 >>40825347 >>40825378 >>40825540 >>40825581 >>40825868 >>40826259 >>40826296 >>40827568 >>40832796 >>40832806 >>40833100 >>40833152

Fix this, they are suffering!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:29:00 No.40824977 Report

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>>40824906
The gift of life should not be wasted no matter how much suffering awaits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:29:38 No.40824993 Report

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What do you mean, those are perfectly healthy and normal creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:40:13 No.40825316 Report

Quoted By: >>40826343

I like how these are messed up evolutionarily enough to where they died because they couldn’t survive (like at all).

K Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:41:18 No.40825347 Report

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>>40824906
Gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:42:15 No.40825378 Report

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>>40824906
You can practically hear them scream for someone to put them out of their misery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:47:12 No.40825540 Report

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>>40824906
I REFUSE to believe these are real Pokémon designs. These are horrid. The idea might be good but the execution is incredibly awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:48:28 No.40825581 Report

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>>40824906
Really? Zolt looks pretty damn happy to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:56:27 No.40825842 Report

Quoted By: >>40826448 >>40832740

https://www.change.org/p/game-freak-euthanize-fossil-pok%C3%A9mon-dracovish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 16:57:16 No.40825868 Report

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>>40824906
Dracovish doesn't deserve to suffer like this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:08:56 No.40826259 Report

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>>40824906
I don't think I've ever genuinely felt bad for a Pokemon until now, and that says a lot with some of the dex entries and lore we've seen over the years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:10:15 No.40826296 Report

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>>40824906
The only thing that can fix this horror show is a bullet to the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:11:36 No.40826343 Report

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>>40825316
I thought the concept was based on how people used to assemble fossils that were found in the same area into franken-dinos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:14:39 No.40826448 Report

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>>40825842
Kek'd heartily

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:35:27 No.40827223 Report

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>Be me
>Lower half of a cool as fuck Dino Pokemon
>Enjoying stepping around and swinging my big long tail
>Suddenly, a rockslide
>I black out
...
>I wake up
>Not sure where I am since I have no eyes
>Top part is another one of me
>Other part likes being the bottom half of a Dino Pokemon
>I have no idea how to feel about this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:44:02 No.40827568 Report

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>>40824906
Fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:44:41 No.40827596 Report

Quoted By: >>40831127

>>40826343
Even then It could be shown in a less cruel manner, or atleast not have those heartbreaking dex entries you know were even in lore just made up as an excuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:50:09 No.40827788 Report

Quoted By: >>40828233 >>40829526

>>40827568
I just fucking love how genuinely happy the yellow one looks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 17:59:03 No.40828052 Report

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Sorry guys i know im probably the only one but i like them....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:01:44 No.40828142 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:02:46 No.40828166 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:04:26 No.40828215 Report

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>>40828052
I love Dracovish for some reason, the others are whatever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:04:52 No.40828233 Report

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>>40827788
I wish they could be happy together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:05:16 No.40828247 Report

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>>40828052
I like how fucked up they look

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:10:23 No.40828400 Report

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This will be fixed in the Sinnoh Remake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 18:43:45 No.40829526 Report

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>>40827788
To me it looks like he's squealing in pain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 19:28:32 No.40831010 Report

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>>40829526
That's because he is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 19:32:06 No.40831127 Report

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>>40827596
The Dex entries are part of it though. These idit scientists completely messed up their fossil recreations and then the biologists had to figure out what kind of lifeform it would have to be based on that. Hence we get weird things like "it can run 40 mph but can't breathe on land"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 19:32:21 No.40831135 Report

Quoted By: >>40831250 >>40832609

>>40827568
>No ultimate chimera of all four where redundant organs balance out things like can't breathe or body heat problems.
What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 19:36:04 No.40831250 Report

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>>40831135
Such is their fate. They're doomed to suffer forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:14:16 No.40832589 Report

Quoted By: >>40832749

>>40828166
Why could there be 2 more fossil Pokemon and you could creely switch body halves either correctly or incorrectly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:14:48 No.40832609 Report

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>>40831135
I tried putting Dracovish behind Artczolt to turn them into a quadruped, but it turned out looking like they were fucking instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:17:14 No.40832688 Report

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I love these things, it's such a great concept. And we got an ice/electric that isn't rotom-F!

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:19:05 No.40832740 Report

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>>40825842

Wait for the third game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:19:22 No.40832749 Report

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>>40832589
not that it isn't an interesting idea, but game freak probably doesn't want to explicitly go straight down the eugenics and arguably morally questionable path of letting kids assemble frankenmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:21:19 No.40832796 Report

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>>40824906
come on now, dracozolt looks happy about getting a thick butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:21:45 No.40832806 Report

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>>40824906
Zolt looks like such a happy boy. He’s just happy to be loved and accepted as he is. That vish thing though...needs to be put out of his misery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:25:00 No.40832904 Report

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Someone post the dex entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:31:05 No.40833100 Report

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>>40824906
Don't worry, Game Freak will euthanize them in a year or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 20:32:42 No.40833152 Report

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>>40824906
Dracozolt is the only one I will tolerate since the colors feel at least a little thought out.
I could see Dracozolt being a regular pokemon without the fusion stuff considering Druddigon exists.

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