the launch of Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield for the Nintendo Switch™ which I pray is ruined for Masuda, Gamefreak, Ohmori, Ishihara, and the Pokémon Company by hackers reducing the price of the digital version of the game to less than a dollar

Also is this "No extended dex, no postgame, no rematches, Champion Leon only has four goddamn Pokemon and they are all below level 55" stuff true? If so fuck the five assholes even harder