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IT ISU MAI PUREISURE TU ANNOUNSU NEW SUBUSCRIPTION SERVICU FOR POKETTU MONSTAH SWORDU AND SHIERDU, POKEDEXU PRUS!
DAS RITE! FORR JUST EREVEN DORRAS A MONTH YU CAN RECEIVU ARR THA POKETTU MONSTAH THAT I *SNAPPU SNAPPU* OUTU OF REARITY!
AT GEIMFREAKU WE SPENDU A LOTU TEIM WORUKING VERRI HARD FOR OUR ROYAR SHI- I MEINU FANS!
YOU WIRR PURUCHEISU MY GEIMU RAITU NAO GAIJIN! NEID MORR YEN FOR MONTHRY HORRIDAY!
*RAUGHS*