WHERE THE FUCK IS GARCHOMP? LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY AND WE HAVE 100% CONFIRMATION THAT GARCHOMP IS NOT IN POKÉMON SWORD/SHIELD. FOR THAT MATTER, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE REST OF THE LEGENDARIES AND STARTERS? NOT EVEN VENUSAUR OR BLASTOISE MADE IT. THIS ISN'T SOME MARACTUS STANTLER LUMINEON MEME THAT YOU DOMESTICATED APOLOGIST SHILLS KEEP SCAPEGOATING EITHER, THESE ARE ALL BIG DICK POPULAR POKEMON THAT ARE REMOVED JUST FOR BEING HEAVILY TIED TO THEIR REGION.
>muh diamond/pearl remakes
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FIRST OF ALL I'M NOT WAITING FOR A POSSIBLE REMAKE HAPPENING "soon™" JUST FOR GARCHOMP. SECONDLY, ORAS IS SHIT. THIRDLY DIAMOND/PEARL REMAKES ONLY SOLVES THE GARCHOMP PROBLEM. AM I MEANT TO WAIT FIVE YEARS FOR A BLACK/WHITE REMAKE IF I WANT TO USE SERPERIOR? WHAT ABOUT RAIKOU, WHEN ARE WE VISITING JOHTO AGAIN? AND WHAT ABOUT THE ULTRA BEASTS? WHY CAN'T I BRING THESE VERY RECENT POKEMON INTO GALAR? THERE ARE POKEMON WHO ONLY EXIST IN ULTRA SUN AND ULTRA MOON THAT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO USE FOR AN UNKNOWN PERIOD OF TIME BECAUSE GAMEFREAK CAN'T FIT 800+ POKEMON INTO A SWITCH CARTRIDGE DESPITE ALREADY MANAGING JUST FINE ON THE 3ds. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS.
BTW I'M NOT BUYING SWOOSH.