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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:04:00 No.40874956 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40875065 >>40875089 >>40875156 >>40875257 >>40875318 >>40875404

getting tired of all the poorfags using dexit as the sole reason not to buy the game. get off your computer and go hand in a resume at subway or starbucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:05:11 No.40875000 Report

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Or just collect NEETBUX, like you did OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:06:25 No.40875038 Report

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How long are we going to see the same baits for? At least make something new to get people's attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:07:23 No.40875065 Report

Quoted By: >>40875183 >>40875197

>>40874956
But what would they write in their resume?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:08:28 No.40875089 Report

Quoted By: >>40875139 >>40875294

>>40874956
What if I'm also using no postgame as a reason?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:10:14 No.40875139 Report

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>>40875089
The answer you'll get from these people is that "they never play past the champion so why does it matter?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:10:45 No.40875156 Report

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>>40874956
>mfw download the xci
>mfw delete the game and redownload it 9 times
>mfw GF loses $600
>mfw can afford the game anyway but it's shit
Feels good lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:11:26 No.40875183 Report

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>>40875065
with paper and pee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:11:53 No.40875197 Report

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>>40875065
>High elo in Showdown
>Have at least 5 threads on /vp that reached 50 replies
>Random people online called me based for at least 20 times: have the screen with the (You) to prove it
>Have good taste in pokemon designs
>Completed national pokedex on Platinum, Emerald, Crystal and Yellow

Yep, I think that I'm even too qualified for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:13:46 No.40875257 Report

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>>40874956
Getting tired of all the retards too fucking dumb to understand dexit isn't the only problem this shit show of a game has

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:14:55 No.40875294 Report

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>>40875089
YoU'lL bUy iT anYwAYs!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:15:59 No.40875318 Report

Quoted By: >>40876194

>>40874956
>large catridge big enough to handle shit like Xeno 2 and BotW
>despite this, shit and shill has
>0 returning QoL content from previous games like Pokemon following you and seasons
>almost no postgame content (no, raid battles and shit you can do before post game does not count as postgame) despite GF claiming they cut content for better postgame
>a large visible city on the map that is completely unexplorable, instead used as Ultra Megalopolis 2.0
>Pokemon in the wild area just walking about instead of having unique behaviors and animations to fit their species which shit like Monster Hunter and Xenoblade is capable of doing
>extremely cartoony Pokemon designs to the point of looking like literal toys rather than made to be good designs
>imported models from the 3DS era
>piss poor animations despite GF claiming they cut content to improve them
>only 8 gym leaders despite the fact that there's like 14 or so "in lore"
>another pisspoor childish storyline with 0 exploration of the potential themes you could come up with for the Pokemon world, instead opting for yet another "fight rival, fight gyms, fight team, catch legendary, fight champion" of course involving barely any conflict between characters because that's not allowed in a kid's game
>a region that's going to be almost a literal straight line instead of having the "adventure" shills talk about so much
>trash fucking graphics that look like barely an upgrade from the 3DS. Only other Switch game with shit graphics is FE3H and that one isn't justifiable either.
>more rivals with no character depth, one who exists to handhold you, one who exists to be waifubait (Lillie 2.0), and one who exists to shut up Silverfags and Bluefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:16:46 No.40875348 Report

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>>40875183
>reading comprehension

Yeah start filling out a resume yourself lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:18:31 No.40875404 Report

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>>40874956
Thank you Gamefreak for yet another disaster, have my money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:43:24 No.40876138 Report

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thank you OP very cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 21:45:23 No.40876194 Report

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>>40875318
Fucking this. I'm so pissed that cunts like OP just think dexit is the only problem this 'game' has.

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