>>40877453A man walks into a bar. As he's ordering a beer, he happens to glance down towards the other end of the bar and see a penguin with an ice cube for a head. As the bartender brings his beer, the man asks him, "What's with the penguin with an ice cube for a head?"
The bartender chuckles. "Yeah," he says, "That's a helluva story, alright. Why don't you go buy him a drink, and maybe he'll tell you about it."
So the man walks over to the penguin with the ice head, introduces himself, and offers to buy him a beer. The penguin with the ice head says, "Let me guess. You want to hear about the head?"
The first guy says, "Well, yeah. If you don't mind."
The penguin with the ice head says, "Alright. Lord knows I've run it over in my mind a million times, anyway. So, it's like this: One day, I was walking along a beach, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there, sticking out of the sand, was an antique lamp. So I picked it up and brushed away some of the sand, when a big cloud of blue smoke erupted from it. When the smoke cleared, a genie was standing there. And this genie said to me, 'Thank you for freeing me from my 5,000-year confinement. For doing this, I will grant you two wishes.'
"So I think, wow, okay, anything I want huh? Well there's just way too many Pokemon. So I wished for 60% of Pokemon to be removed from the next game. And so the genie snaps his fingers, and poof! Scizor, Garchomp, Mewtwo, Metagross, all your bros and starters other than Charizard, instantly gone."
At this point in the story, the first man is in amazement. He just can't believe what he's hearing. Eager to hear the rest, he says, "So what was your second wish?"
The penguin with the ice cube for a head slowly takes a sip of his beer. He puts it down, and says, "This may be where I went wrong... for my second wish I wished for
an ice cube for a head."
