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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:22:02 No.40899986 View View Reply Original Report

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It's really fucking with me that children like to tear the delicious skin off this tiny pienosaur and eat it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:23:07 No.40900015 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:25:21 No.40900058 Report

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>>40899986
Hopefully they do it while it is still alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:26:16 No.40900074 Report

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>>40900058
this but I hope Joe is the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:26:44 No.40900084 Report

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>>40899986
Somehow it's fucking with me even more than that with the fact that it's so fucking tiny. I expected a big fat & friendly storybook-esque dragon, like Totoro size taking a nap in the woods or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:27:57 No.40900104 Report

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NOOOO, NOT PREDATION
AAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:31:34 No.40900175 Report

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>>40900084
I hadn't noticed. I like it a little less because of that honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:32:53 No.40900207 Report

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>>40899986
>pienosaur
Penisaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:33:00 No.40900209 Report

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>>40900104
Look at those eyes. He loves having his throat full, feeling the throbbing and pulse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:42:19 No.40900446 Report

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>>40899986
It lears recover. It literally grows back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:46:03 No.40900547 Report

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>>40899986
Really no different than the real world meat industry, when you think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:52:58 No.40900703 Report

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>>40899986
It’s probably those pie lattice things, and they definitely grow back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:53:37 No.40900717 Report

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>>40900547
It wouldn't bother me if people justs hunted and ate Appletun. It gets weird when thinking of humans tearing the skin off a living appletun and just eating it at body-temp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:56:23 No.40900774 Report

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>>40900717
It's safe to assume that its back would be roasting at a nifty 110F. My main concern is the germs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:04:55 No.40900971 Report

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>>40899986
haha just think of eating it as it screams :) haha just think of jacking it off and using its cum as cream so that you could put it on top of its pie crust before eating it :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:06:39 No.40901012 Report

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>>40900774
It would be like sushi or beef tartar anyway. You can eat it raw if it’s fresh enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:07:03 No.40901023 Report

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>>40900971
what the fuck has happened to /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:10:19 No.40901092 Report

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>>40899986
Genuinely a disgusting concept for a Pokemon, whoever approved this horrible design should be ashamed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:10:31 No.40901099 Report

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>>40900084
How small is it? I haven't seen an official pokedex entry for this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:12:36 No.40901143 Report

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>>40899986
you realized it was just the dried up delicious dead skin on its back, right? also he learns recover so all good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:13:24 No.40901167 Report

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>>40901099
Applin
Apple Core Pokemon
8"
1.1 lbs
As soon as it's born, it burrows into an apple. Not only does the apple serve as its food source, but the flavor of the fruit determines its evolution.

Appletun
Apple Nectar Pokemon
1'4"
28.7 lbs
Its body is covered in sweet nectar, and the skin on its back is especially yummy. Children used to have it as a snack.

>>40891840

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:15:28 No.40901200 Report

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>>40901023
coomers and waifufags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:16:01 No.40901207 Report

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I assumed it was like Venusaur sized at least but looks like now I have a new shouldermon. Sorry Cinccino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:17:53 No.40901246 Report

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>>40901207
A shouldermon that also provides the occasional snack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:18:41 No.40901264 Report

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>>40900084
Same. I thought it was supposed to be large to contrast with Flapple being ridiculously tiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:18:55 No.40901268 Report

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>>40901207
>>40901246
>shouldermon
explain this meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:20:45 No.40901306 Report

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Are people in this thread really forgetting it lears recover? Kids eating it is literally no skin off its back.

It's not like those god damn fossils

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:20:56 No.40901311 Report

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>>40901268
A Pokemon you don't keep in the pokeball, but allow to perch on your shoulder. Basically your Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:21:07 No.40901314 Report

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>>40901167
Anything on Flapple yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:22:59 No.40901358 Report

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>>40901314
No, but presumably you use a different item

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:28:04 No.40901483 Report

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>>40901268
Imagine the autism we have. Most of us envision a Pokémon that is to ash’s pikachu or is our ace, surely you have one too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:30:07 No.40901527 Report

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>>40901483
Dialga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:31:02 No.40901547 Report

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>>40900703
I thought those were like bandaids from when kids rip off his skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:32:42 No.40901582 Report

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>>40901167
>>40901207
>1ft4
That's decently big, the size of a dog. Not a shouldermon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:33:58 No.40901607 Report

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>>40901582
That the same height as Pikachu, you dingus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:34:15 No.40901617 Report

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>>40899986
At one point the skin ends and meat begin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:34:42 No.40901626 Report

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>>40901582
It's totally shouldermon-sized. It's the same height as Pikachu, and the measurement could include the leaves on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:35:13 No.40901634 Report

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>>40901582
It's like Jack Russell sized

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:37:42 No.40901685 Report

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>>40901607
>>40901626
Why the fuck is pikachu so big? I can't imagine apple boy sitting on your shoulder, it's medium doggo sized

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:40:02 No.40901745 Report

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>>40901685
If it's 16" to the top of it's then it is around the size of a pug, hardly medium dog sized. Medium would be like a border collie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:41:45 No.40901788 Report

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>>40901745
*top of its head

And Pikachu would be 'smaller' overall since it is measured as a biped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:46:31 No.40901890 Report

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>>40901745
Appletun would have to be tiny to sit on your shoulder though, it can't hold on like a bird or a rodent could. It's got big plodding feet and a big fat body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:53:30 No.40902042 Report

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>>40900084
That was one of the Pokémon I was curious the most about the height. I suspected it could be small since it was using an apple as a helmet, but it still looked like it'd be atleast dog-sized due to the design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:54:25 No.40902074 Report

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I actually really like it, I just wish instead of a fade into the crust there was a hard border instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:55:22 No.40902090 Report

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>>40899986
But those tasty scales is how it feeds its babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 16:57:13 No.40902138 Report

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>>40902090
CUTE

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