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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:32:44 No.40945578 View View Reply Original Report

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If humans catch Pokemon all the time, why can't Pokemon "catch" humans as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:33:49 No.40945609 Report

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lay off the weed and go make your bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:35:37 No.40945668 Report

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>>40945578
Pokemon want it. Humans don't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:38:13 No.40945741 Report

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>>40945668
Humans have no free will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:39:10 No.40945784 Report

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>>40945741
I could give the same baseless accusation about you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:40:53 No.40945832 Report

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>>40945578
>it’s another “haha epic latias is a dominatrix rapist” thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:41:35 No.40945858 Report

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>>40945832
Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:42:30 No.40945889 Report

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iirc one of froslass's dex entries says it freezes people it likes and takes them to its home to display

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:45:53 No.40945971 Report

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>>40945741
they start out with free will at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:48:17 No.40946035 Report

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>>40945578
Future Being Ledian

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:54:27 No.40946186 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 22:58:42 No.40946313 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 23:10:06 No.40946699 Report

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>>40945578
Go back to playing the Human Trading Card Game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 23:13:34 No.40946784 Report

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>>40945578
Keep up the crap, and you get the snap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 23:16:01 No.40946863 Report

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>>40945578
What's in the box, Latias?

What's in the FUCKING box?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 23:28:48 No.40947317 Report

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>>40945578
Latias, you really should quit drugs aka Pocky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 23:49:50 No.40948004 Report

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>>40947317
I just want to break you into my plaything right now... one small mindprobing and I can assure you we both will be more than satisfied with the beautiful outcome of engaging in a master-slave relationship.
I know you're another misguided lonely boy that needs to find a purpose for his worthless life and what I'm doing is offer you exactly that: a chance to find peace and happiness amidst my arms at the negligible price of that dumb thing you call freedom.

Be an obedient cattle male and say "Yes" before you force me to choose what's best for you. I also need to use the mind of a vessel to smuggle myself into Galar

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 23:58:03 No.40948289 Report

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It is not immoral if a Pokémon does it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:19:28 No.40948970 Report

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>>40948289
And what gave you that idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:20:12 No.40948994 Report

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>>40948004
Only if you brap on my face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:20:26 No.40949001 Report

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>>40945578
>>40945668
>>40945741

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:22:07 No.40949041 Report

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>>40945578
Pokemon are hardwired to be submissive towards humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:22:48 No.40949059 Report

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>>40949001
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATIOS, DON'T JOIN HER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:31:00 No.40949298 Report

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>>40948004
I'm not going to Galar. Now start rehab before you end up destroying yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:43:49 No.40949631 Report

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>>40948004
Would you stop if they started crying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 00:54:04 No.40949901 Report

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>>40945578
Because pokemon haven't got the capacity to produce and use human-catching balls yet. And even then we'd probably use technology to nullify them.
You'd probably want to make sure someone actually likes the mon before you take them lati, while I haven't been able to bring the rest of my team you're the reason I'm safe in galar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:07:34 No.40950268 Report

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ligma balls joe mama

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:08:46 No.40950295 Report

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>>40945578
> It's a Lati@s thread
> tfw no suicide

Q Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:09:44 No.40950319 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sUyk5zSbhM

How much time until the truth reveals itself?

Q

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:14:45 No.40950444 Report

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>>40945578
BECAUSE YOUR DUMB ASS CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT TO THROW A BALL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:18:27 No.40950518 Report

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>>40950319
November 15th

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:18:59 No.40950530 Report

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>>40945578
Because humans are genetically distinct enough that it would require entirely different technology

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 01:22:25 No.40950611 Report

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>>40945578
Why would Pokémon even want to waste time catching humans? They don't have cool powers they use to fight, they're not the strongest beings, they all look relatively the same, they get sick easily
I mean, unless Latias just wants living dildos or something

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:18:00 No.40951979 Report

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>>40949631
Tears of humilliation means he's close to climax for me against his will. It's not the same if they are enjoying the act, there's something unique about breaking his spirit that turns it into the parangon of fulfillment. Why consensual when forced is ten times better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:20:49 No.40952062 Report

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>>40949298
You not goin? Im goin to Galar, but with a pre-owned ticket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:30:50 No.40952338 Report

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>>40951979
I don't think anyone here is capable of feeling shame or humiliation at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:32:22 No.40952390 Report

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>>40952338
I certainly am, but that might just be the paranoia speaking about things I shouldn't be ashamed of

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:40:00 No.40952602 Report

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I want Latias to capture me in her stomach and digest me!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:42:58 No.40952689 Report

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>>40945578
>>40945741
>>40948004
>>40951979
>He’s still avatarfagging and spreading his shitty fetish everywhere.
Holy shit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:52:02 No.40952956 Report

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>>40952390
It just means you want to someone to go through the act of humiliating you, and the fact that you outright say it out loud confirms that you're a masochist piglet
Latias obviously wants the ones high on their pride and self worth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 02:54:27 No.40953031 Report

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>>40952956
No, it's that I think others think I'm a terrible person for choice of sandwich despite everything else they could be poking fun at.
It's always the irrelevant stuff. There can never not be consequences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 03:11:45 No.40953440 Report

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>>40951979
So are you still going to go after that guy? You know the one.

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