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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:12:31 No.40961657 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40961752 >>40961760 >>40961804 >>40961849

Tell me a story about Lapras anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:19:28 No.40961752 Report

Quoted By: >>40961783 >>40961820 >>40961833 >>40961858 >>40961866 >>40961954

>>40961657
>11 year old me in school
>learn about masturbation for the first time from my best friend
>he describes it as the best thing ever
>im so exited to try it out
>im erect the whole school day
>want to wait till school is over but i cant
>go into the bathrooms at recess
>take out the lapras plushie i keep in my school bag
>pull down my pants
>grab the plushie and start rubbing it on my dick
>best thing i have ever felt
>about to nut when i hear the door open
>ohshit.jpg
>cant stop it
>nut on the lapras as someone else walks in
>scream and throw the lapras in their face
>run past them and out of the bathroom

somehow he didn't see me, but i saw the lapras in the principles office, i assume the kid brought it to them

we had an assembly the next day about bathroom etiquette, i was shitting myself the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:20:12 No.40961760 Report

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>>40961657
There once was a Lapras in a far away land, who forgot how to swim. It drowned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:22:21 No.40961783 Report

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>>40961752
You were 11 and brought plushies to school?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:23:42 No.40961804 Report

Quoted By: >>40961826 >>40961837 >>40961842

>>40961657
Is that Lapras inflatable tied down at all? I'd be afraid of it blowing away. Like I have this irrational phobia looking at this photo that a gust of wind is going to blow it half way across the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:24:00 No.40961808 Report

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>>40961783
I was and still am a massive retard, i usually kept it in my bag because i knew i would get bullied for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:24:19 No.40961811 Report

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>>40961783
He is on /vp/ now, is it that surprising?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:24:54 No.40961820 Report

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>>40961752
why pokemon plushies endalways like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:25:15 No.40961826 Report

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>>40961804
Blowing away? Anon that thing is huge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:25:57 No.40961833 Report

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>>40961752

I'm sorry you never got your plush back, anon. On the bright side, as an adult you can buy plenty of them to masturbate with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:26:08 No.40961837 Report

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>>40961804
If you look closely at the bottom, it looks like it is weighed down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:26:23 No.40961842 Report

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>>40961804
SET ME FREE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:26:54 No.40961849 Report

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>>40961657
This is the Story of Lapras, the loneliest mon in at sea:
This is the Story of Lapras
The ugliest mon at sea
Ugly and weak
They called him a freak
So he lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:28:19 No.40961858 Report

Quoted By: >>40961916

>>40961752
Did you get the plush back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:28:45 No.40961866 Report

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>>40961752
I understand your pain. I had to go to the school one day in the middle of summer for something and I had terrible diarrhea that day so I took a shit but there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls but there was this dirty shirt in the corner so I wiped my ass with it and also shit a bit on it as I did and put it on the locker room bench. On the first day of school literally everyone was talking about how they found a shit stained dirty shirt in the locker room that morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:30:06 No.40961878 Report

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Lapras is the only reason I would get SwSh but they didn't advertise it. I don't even know if it's version exclusive or not.

I'm also a little annoyed that it's G-Max ability is basically Aurora Veil, a move that it should have had in Gen 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:34:09 No.40961916 Report

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>>40961858
nope

I debated sneaking into the office to grab it but I was too much of a pussy, after a week I no longer could see it when I looked through the window so I assume the threw it away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:37:14 No.40961954 Report

Quoted By: >>40962002

>>40961752
>pokemon plush
>retard
>school
>bathroom
>fucking it
>principle shows up later on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 11:40:49 No.40962002 Report

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>>40961954
>Principal is gay
>He takes advantage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 12:09:46 No.40962318 Report

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>>40961916
Aw, sorry to hear that. Poor plush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 12:19:44 No.40962451 Report

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>>40961842
This reminds me of a mega lapras I drew one time. The whole concept was that lapras’s immense desire to ferry its trainer wherever they want to go caused it to learn how to fly. Sort of like a Lapras version of Appa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Nov 2019 13:17:24 No.40963148 Report

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Once upon a time, there was a shitmon named Lapras... The end!

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