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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:32:11 No.41009966 View View Reply Original Report

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>you can now marry and impregnate your Pokemon (gayshit is extremely illegal in the Pokemon world)
Would you buy the games now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:32:59 No.41010000 Report

Quoted By: >>41010222

no because the one pokemon i want to do that with isn't in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:33:11 No.41010010 Report

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>>41009966
Only if I can also take responsibility

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:33:41 No.41010039 Report

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No, I just like Pokémon for the porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:33:48 No.41010044 Report

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>>41009966
Only is I can be the pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:35:07 No.41010104 Report

Quoted By: >>41010201

gayshit is super legal in the pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:35:40 No.41010135 Report

Quoted By: >>41010201

>>41009966
>gayshit is extremely illegal in the Pokemon world
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:36:20 No.41010163 Report

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>>41009966
eh, nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:37:27 No.41010201 Report

Quoted By: >>41010282

>>41010104
>>41010135
nasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:37:56 No.41010222 Report

Quoted By: >>41010254

>>41010000
Which pokemon, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:38:51 No.41010254 Report

Quoted By: >>41012191

>>41010222

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:39:15 No.41010268 Report

Quoted By: >>41010366

Reminder that Attract does not work on same sex pokemon.
Pokemon do not suffer from defects like homosexuality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:39:26 No.41010282 Report

Quoted By: >>41010379

>>41010201
bitch you want to impregnate an animal, i think literal faggotry is the least of your problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:39:30 No.41010288 Report

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If they're still shitty otherwise, then no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:41:11 No.41010366 Report

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>>41010268
this thing has no gender and can learn attract, its the only one of its kind and nobody knows why, they move doesnt work when you use it. also throw gays off of rooftops and i would buy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:41:38 No.41010379 Report

Quoted By: >>41010403 >>41010563 >>41012382

>>41010282
fucking pokemon is several levels less degenerate than homosexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:42:02 No.41010393 Report

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er no
rucking freak
>trusting gamefreak to make good animations at all, it'd look fucking terrible and wouldn't do the concept any justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:42:13 No.41010399 Report

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>>41009966
can a pokemon impregnate me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:42:22 No.41010403 Report

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>>41009966
>>41010379
Please don't call Lillie illegal and degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:44:15 No.41010472 Report

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>>41009966
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:44:35 No.41010492 Report

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>>41009966
>marry
Sure
>impregnate
Nah I'm not a degenerate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:46:15 No.41010563 Report

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>>41010379
thats uh
one impressive coping mechanism ya got there, friendo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:46:45 No.41010584 Report

Quoted By: >>41010613

>>41010563
he's right, unless you like shit on your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:47:30 No.41010613 Report

Quoted By: >>41010676

>>41010584
i hate shit on my dick, thankfully mankind has developed ways to remove shit from anuses
humans are pretty cool right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:47:58 No.41010632 Report

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>>41009966
Is that a Kirby enemy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:49:02 No.41010676 Report

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>>41010613
dont reply to me you freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:49:39 No.41010703 Report

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>>41009966
>can't fuck a Garchomp and remain loyal to each other and only procreating for the sole purpose of reproduction, where we will have 5 sons named Joseph, Lod, Moses, Paul and Noah with 3 daughters named Izma, Mary, and Eve
Why would I even bother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:54:25 No.41010915 Report

Quoted By: >>41011067

Reminder no pokemon will ever want to fuck you. Also humans cannot impregnate pokemon.
>Durrr humans can impregnate pokemon despite not showing proof
>Muh sinnoh folktale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:57:32 No.41011067 Report

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>>41010915
you can max out a Pokemon's affection stat pretty easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:58:13 No.41011096 Report

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>>41009966
>hahaha I said the word gay and something bad do I fit in now mom!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 21:58:28 No.41011109 Report

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>>41009966
Only if my wife is in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:12:43 No.41011802 Report

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>>41009966
In IRL real life? Hell yeah I'd buy Swishy Swooshy then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:13:25 No.41011825 Report

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>>41009966
>gayshit is extremely illegal in the Pokemon world
no

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:13:35 No.41011835 Report

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>>41009966
>(gayshit is extremely illegal in the Pokemon world)
That means AshXGoufags BTFO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:15:10 No.41011908 Report

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>>41010676
You know you want my cock up yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:18:50 No.41012031 Report

Quoted By: >>41012092

>>41009966
if gay is illegal then why is /vp/ nothing but pokefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:20:13 No.41012092 Report

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>>41012031
all the tax goes to the pokecenters, none to the police

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:20:40 No.41012118 Report

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>>41009966
>gayshit is extremely illegal in the Pokemon world
cringe and hetpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:22:25 No.41012191 Report

Quoted By: >>41012331

>>41010254
Good one, king. I'm sorry you will not be able to see and enjoy her in the new game, i hope you will treat her well as she deserve, and she gives you all the love you need.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:26:28 No.41012331 Report

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>>41012191
Thank you, that means a lot. I wish the same to you and your wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:27:55 No.41012382 Report

Quoted By: >>41012450

>>41010379
There are people who actually think this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:28:34 No.41012413 Report

Quoted By: >>41012457

>beastiality pregnancy abomination fetish
Utterly repulsive.
Pregnancy fetish itself is degenerate as fuck, and I'm not talking about the vanilla "honey i'm pregnant i love you (9 months later timeskip) wow our cute baby looks like us both" stuff that games and anime do. Much less making the baby cross-species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:29:20 No.41012450 Report

Quoted By: >>41012522

>>41012382
yeah they are called humans, faggots are cant breed, only recruit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:29:31 No.41012457 Report

Quoted By: >>41012495

>>41012413
Pokemon breeding mechanics mean the baby is always the species of the mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:30:19 No.41012495 Report

Quoted By: >>41012605

>>41012457
Pokemon don't get pregnant, they lay eggs. OP said pregnancy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:30:50 No.41012522 Report

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>>41012450
>>41010563

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Nov 2019 22:32:45 No.41012605 Report

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>>41012495
>Impregnate then
>they shit out an egg
I think that's how it'd work

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