>>41039089good moOOOOOOORNING /v/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Primarina (yes, THE Primarina from Pokémon Sun and Moon) getting confirmed in Sword and Shield! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Pokémon Direct when Primarina walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Swampert! He’s gotta be in! “No!” Sorry Swampert fags, but the water starter shitmon rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a oldfagMon over the marketing potential of the biggest scam in the series? The fanservice Pokémon have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Swampert are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite under"TRANNY"! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
