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Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 18:54:02 No.41050388 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41050443 >>41050723 >>41050838 >>41052444 >>41053986 >>41054121 >>41054193 >>41054279

I like that these guys finally prove that Pokedex entries are BS

>In ancient times, it was unbeatable thanks to its powerful lower body, but it went extinct anyway after it depleted all its plant-based food sources.
>In ancient times
>A Pokemon that only exists because of modern science

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 18:55:06 No.41050443 Report

Quoted By: >>41051004

>>41050388
The lower half’s base genome, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 19:01:39 No.41050723 Report

Quoted By: >>41054279

>>41050388
top IQ here guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 19:03:41 No.41050838 Report

Quoted By: >>41051048

>>41050388
Am I the only one really pissed off that the head influences the second half of the name and the body influences the first half?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 19:07:05 No.41051004 Report

Quoted By: >>41055509

>>41050443
>The powerful muscles in its tail generate its electricity. Compared to its lower body, its upper half is entirely too small.
Thats its other one

Or this
>This Pokémon lived on prehistoric seashores and was able to preserve food with the ice on its body. It went extinct because it moved so slowly

And these ones
>Powerful legs and jaws made it the apex predator of its time. Its own overhunting of its prey was what drove it to extinction.
>Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 19:07:52 No.41051048 Report

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>>41050838
You're not alone, my fellow autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 19:33:44 No.41052175 Report

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Do we know if they have different forms in Sword with the opposite head and tail pieces? Or is it confirmed that for now, we will never know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 19:39:28 No.41052444 Report

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>>41050388
Tyranitar proved that in gen 2 though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:11:31 No.41053986 Report

Quoted By: >>41054115

>>41050388
Any more Pokedex entries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:14:35 No.41054115 Report

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>>41053986
Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:14:42 No.41054121 Report

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>>41050388
you utter dumb fuck. they're dex entries created by people under the assumption that they put the fossils together right. theres plenty of totally false info throughout history about dinosaurs that never existed cause they were nonsense creatures put together with various parts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:16:21 No.41054193 Report

Quoted By: >>41054600

>>41050388
No, you retard

These Pokedex entries are like that because they're put together wrong and no one realizes their mistake.

All other Pokedex entries are 100% factual.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:18:23 No.41054279 Report

Quoted By: >>41054422

>>41050388
Not that you're not wrong, as these creatures are pure bullshit trying to justify mutilation and retarded Galarian science gone wrong, but even for this, I think there was plenty to confirm that the Pokedex was, and always has been, a freaking pile of bullshit, which sucks. Only the more recent generations seem to try and cull out the bullshit, but it would be nice if the tards could actually make entries that feel legit.

>>41050723
>pokedex entries are valid! Ponyta can totally jump the Eiffel Tower twice! How dare you disrespect muh gen 8?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:21:22 No.41054422 Report

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>>41054279
Name something other than gameplay mechanics (which aren't canon) that contradict the dex. There is literally zero reason to doubt the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:24:51 No.41054600 Report

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>>41054193
>and no one realizes their mistake
The guy that tells you about the fossils literally say that they are incomplete and you have to put together 4 different pokemon into 2 to bring them back to life.
they fucking already know that they are not real pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:43:19 No.41055509 Report

Quoted By: >>41055621

>>41051004
>but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.
why did they even say this? how do you even fight with it in game then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Nov 2019 20:46:03 No.41055621 Report

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>>41055509
Same way you fight with all the other fish Pokemon that can't breathe on land

You actually can't, but the sake of gameplay, you can

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