>>41060966Strip them naked so they can't go outside to ask for help. Then chase them around the house and throw a pokeball when they are tired of running away.
75% catch rate.
They are part of the homo sapiens sapiens species, though, so they have asses that shit and fart. But the trainer is also part of the same species, so she can probably take care of that by letting them use her toilet.
They will ask for candy and shit, but make sure to feed them healthy food so they grow up strong. If you do everything correctly, they'll be ready to participate in next year's pokemon tournament and beat the shit out of other creatures. They are kinda weak, though, so they may die after getting burned alive by a fire pokemon, getting their asses destroyed by a Mudsdale's dick or simply beaten up by a stronger and more capable human loli.
If I were you I'd only take them to beauty contests and shit, they are among the most beautiful species in the world and can probably beat even the cutest pokemon. Refrain from using them in battle, they die fast.
