I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! CHAMPION LEON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING ENERGY! THAT’S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS KANTO SHILLING CHARIZARD OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING ENERGY, AND HE SAID HIS GMAX ZARD WAS “THIIIISS BIG” AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY Y COMM. LEON YOU HAVE A SMALL ASS GMAX! ITS THE SIZE OF THIS MORPEKO BUT WAY SMALLER! AND GUESS WHAT HERE’S WHAT MY GMAX LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS, NO FLAMES, NO SHILLING, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO ORBEETLES AND A DURALUDON! HE FUCKED MY ENERGY, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK GALAR!
THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER GMAX! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA GMAX MY COPPERAJAH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER, I’M GMAXING ETERNATUS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SORDWARD? I GMAXED THE DARKEST DAY, YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS TIL THE GALAR PARTICLES HIT THE FUCKING STADIUM! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DYNAMAX BEAM YOU TOO!