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>>41110419
That green lower body does not in any way shape or form really belong to either heads. Even Arcto-vish is a twisted backwards head nightmare due to not using a whole specimen and just jigsawing random dead things together.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:21:11 No.41110648 Report

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>>41110611
That’s the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:22:33 No.41110682 Report

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>>41110611
none of them fit together, arctovish looks like it could but theyre totally different animals, the point is its like when old england put dinosaur bones together wrong and made frankenstien skeletal monster messes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:23:36 No.41110702 Report

Quoted By: >>41110764 >>41110772 >>41110805

>>41110648
I'm not saying that's not the point I'm saying there's at least bits of pieces of 3 or 4 separate mons going into those not just 2 different mons getting switcherooed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:23:51 No.41110711 Report

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>>41108353
why does everyone keep making fart jokes about this thing

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:24:29 No.41110736 Report

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>>41110682

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:24:33 No.41110740 Report

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>>41110711
It's one guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:25:25 No.41110764 Report

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>>41110702
The Vish heard looks like it belongs more on a quadruped or something fish shaped. The Arcto body looks like it belongs to a bipedal angler fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:25:43 No.41110772 Report

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>>41110702
yeah there's 4 different animals, the yellow thing, the dino legs, the dunklo fish head and the arcto thing

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:26:47 No.41110805 Report

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>>41110702
>>41110764
theyd probably be something like these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:27:55 No.41110847 Report

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>>41110419
Does Dracovish remind anyone else of ravagers from WoW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:28:51 No.41110878 Report

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>>41110711
It's that snakeautist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:28:58 No.41110881 Report

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>>41110805
Or imagine if we got the parts even more wrong like the Zolt head actually a tail we reconstructed wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 01:29:16 No.41110888 Report

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>>41110611
There's 4, 2 tops and 2 bottoms all from different Pokemon. Draco-, Arcto-, -zolt, -vish.

Which is what the post you replied to explicitly said and showed with a visual aid, which you seemingly tried to correct even though you just reaffirmed what was already said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:11:01 No.41112148 Report

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>>41110332
>>41110430
Read the dex entries.

>Arctozolt generates electricity from the zolt half's shivering
>Dracovish's legs are strong but useless because the head needs to be underwater to breathe
>Arctovish struggles to eat because its mouth is on top of its head

Dracozolt is less suffering than the others, but having a head much smaller than its torso still makes things awkward

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:15:04 No.41112281 Report

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>>41110461
Arctozolt is cold blooded and has a perpetual cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:17:32 No.41112352 Report

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>>41112148
Though the pokedex brings the question.Did these freaks of nature actually exist or does the pokedex only give speculations or are the entries similar to pokemon wikipedia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:20:13 No.41112441 Report

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>>41110805
The Arcto fossil part is called the Dino Fossil so it might have once been a Plesiosaur or an Ichthyosaur.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:21:27 No.41112478 Report

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:23:23 No.41112545 Report

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>>41112478
stop fat shaming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:23:28 No.41112549 Report

Quoted By: >>41112575 >>41114259

>>41112352
Galar scientists are just retards and are trying to cover up the fact that they fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:24:26 No.41112575 Report

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>>41112549
The one that constructed Dracovish won the retard trophy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:26:33 No.41112643 Report

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>>41112478
Those are fucking amazing. I wish that GF could see these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:27:38 No.41112679 Report

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>>41112575
at least it doesn't have its fucking head on backwards, poor thing.

>>41112478
so much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:29:32 No.41112738 Report

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>>41110805
those are ten times better then the trash we got

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:29:41 No.41112741 Report

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>>41112679
At least in the case of Arctovish it's markings could be mistaken for a face but what retard seeing a set of legs and a head and decides the most logical way this thing existed was to stick the head on the narrow end of the tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:29:43 No.41112743 Report

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stop being so horny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:34:12 No.41112876 Report

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>>41112478
They're better looking designs but they're missing the point. The fossil designs are deliberately misshapen and ridiculous because they're evident of the botched process that created them.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:34:20 No.41112883 Report

Quoted By: >>41112948 >>41112981 >>41114664

As much as I actually kinda like this mix-and-match concept, I really wish we also had the ability to make the 'right' combination. Give them the Rock/-Type- typing they deserve, let 'em breed, and most of all make sure nothing has to suffer the way Dracovish does.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:35:08 No.41112907 Report

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>>41112741
Well...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:36:15 No.41112948 Report

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>>41112883
Rock typing, screw that. Dragon/Water STAB is ridiculous and I'm looking forward to running over teams with Sand Rush with Excadrill. (unless it gets banned)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:37:07 No.41112981 Report

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>>41112883
Arctozolt is in a state of chronically freezing it's nuts off. Arctovish starves due to having it mouth on the top of it's head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:37:12 No.41112983 Report

Quoted By: >>41113127 >>41113169

>none of them evolve
Into the trash they go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:40:41 No.41113089 Report

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>>41112679
If you fully extend Dracovish's tail, you can see that it's head is still upside down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:40:46 No.41113092 Report

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I love Zolt, but looking at both of its forms is just painful. Plus, my team is already full of physical attackers, i don't think i can open a slot for the poor thing.
>>41110805
>>41112478
Goddamn, i love those designs, especially fixed Dracozolt.
Sure, it misses the point, but whatever, it looks great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:42:02 No.41113127 Report

Quoted By: >>41113423 >>41113565

>>41112983
In the games data, they're listed as "Stage 2" for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:43:04 No.41113169 Report

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>>41112983
They all have 505 BST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:44:56 No.41113229 Report

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>>41112478
I dunno, while I like the designs, these look they miss the point in more ways than one. The mix-and-match looking anatomy in of itself is taking it or leave it to me, but the concept of something being intrinsically wrong with how they function is lost here. I can see Dracovish still not be able to breath and use its strong legs, but Arctozolt doesn't really look ill and the last two look WAY too normal, specially Arctovish. They almost look like complete mons already, which is REALLY missing the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:48:19 No.41113344 Report

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>>41112907
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:50:39 No.41113423 Report

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>>41113127
Makes me wonder if there was something more to them at some point that was cut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:53:00 No.41113506 Report

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>>41112441
Except neither of those animals are dinosaurs, they’re marine reptiles but I agree because I doubt anyone at GF is intelligent enough to know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:54:50 No.41113565 Report

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>>41113127
Isn’t that because they’re revived from fossils so technically the fossil is stage one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:55:18 No.41113585 Report

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>>41112441
It does have the small caudal fin at the top of the tail that resembles what plesiosaurs have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:56:25 No.41113617 Report

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James Turner is a sick fuck

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:56:33 No.41113625 Report

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>>41112478
>>41113229
>>41112876
They should have let these abominations "evolve" or enter some kind of Happiness-related state change where their biology adapts to their mismatched parts. Literally using the power of friendship to relieve their suffering and make them feasible organisms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:57:45 No.41113673 Report

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>>41110711
Just look at the size of her backside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:58:11 No.41113685 Report

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>>41110419
Can these things fug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:59:00 No.41113715 Report

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>>41110805
this is so satisfying

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:59:31 No.41113737 Report

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>>41113625
This is a nice design but
>Gen 1 eyes for literally no reason

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 02:59:55 No.41113749 Report

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>>41113685
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:00:58 No.41113788 Report

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>>41113737
Those aren't Gen 1 eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:01:44 No.41113815 Report

Quoted By: >>41113874

>>41112643

they would see them and instantly disapprove them and keep the original designs because they completely miss the original fucking idea (they are supposed to look ugly) you doofus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:02:57 No.41113858 Report

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>>41113788
Oh shit you're right, I mistook the white marks behind the eye for the rest of thy eye.
My bad, still shouldn't have changed the eye though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:03:12 No.41113867 Report

Quoted By: >>41113926 >>41113997

>>41113229
There has to be some happy medium in which they look like frankenstein's monsters but are also visually pleasing. They hypothetical palaeontologists putting together the bones would have done a much better job at imagining something that actually could have existed rather than the abominations we were given.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:03:21 No.41113874 Report

Quoted By: >>41114986

>>41113815
We don’t know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:05:09 No.41113926 Report

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>>41113867
Like I would have made Dracovish some kind of running piranha not a running noodle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:07:53 No.41113997 Report

Quoted By: >>41114187

>>41113867
>would have
how do you know?
The fossils CLEARLY must have at least LOOKED like they fit if they were put together like this, and Pokemon itself already has some skeletons that would look really odd. The fact that they're not owning up to the problem is probably where it gets to unbelievable territory (then again, scientists are hubris machines, look at how hard it had to be pushed that most dinos probably DIDN'T have feathers), but the idea that the pure skeletal remains didn't look off can still be entertained.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:11:56 No.41114130 Report

Quoted By: >>41114192

they actually look pretty good without the mis-matching blue/yellow/green colors

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:14:10 No.41114187 Report

Quoted By: >>41114263

>>41113997
It's just the goddamn Draco- parts that are far too baffling to me. The skeletons must have had ribs that just end in nothing and a head hastily glued to the tail.
Arctozolt looks kinda cute at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:14:13 No.41114192 Report

Quoted By: >>41114926

>>41114130
Arctovish demonstrates though it's not just the colors that people notice are wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:16:45 No.41114259 Report

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>>41112549
It’s less of a cover up and more of a mistake plus speculation when reconstructing the skeletons. But I think once they’ve been revived, scientists would probably realize that they fucked it up and their speculation was wrong.

I hate the designs but I love the concept

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:16:49 No.41114263 Report

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>>41114187
The Jolt pieces look like they are the result of half of it being eaten and found in it's predator's stomach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:17:45 No.41114294 Report

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>>41113737
It's a trace of charizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:23:49 No.41114474 Report

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>>41113685
They're in the undiscovered egg groip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:26:25 No.41114543 Report

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>>41112478
If what we got were the base forms and they all evolved into designs like this I'd be pretty happy. Like they start out as abominations but after a time nature fixes itself.

I don't like that Dracovish is just normal in that fan design though it just completely ignores how messed up the design is meant to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:28:22 No.41114596 Report

Quoted By: >>41114813

>>41113625
thats lame and uninteresting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:31:01 No.41114664 Report

Quoted By: >>41114747

>>41112883
I was really hoping the other game would've had the opposite combos in the same dex spots (they'd still be the same type so it would work)
>dragon head+electric bottom
>dragon head+ water bottom
>ice head+electric bottom
>ice head+water bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:32:34 No.41114706 Report

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>>41110805
Dracosaur can't be that, when the legs go on the fish it becomes sanic fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:34:05 No.41114747 Report

Quoted By: >>41114838

>>41114664
Dragon top with the electric bottom it'd need to be upside down more than hitmontop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:36:28 No.41114813 Report

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>>41114596
Pokemon is (supposedly) a game about raising monsters to be your friends. It's perfectly in keeping with that philosophy to not let these abominations suffer unnecessarily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:37:23 No.41114838 Report

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>>41114747
Or just have it's weak legs limply drag it's oversized torso, it's every moment unending pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:40:12 No.41114926 Report

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>>41114192
god damn it's the fucking point of the pokemon
kys autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:42:17 No.41114986 Report

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>>41113874
Retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 03:46:33 No.41115112 Report

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I hope we can get the four original Pokémon in the next games

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