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>>41127659
>how many 10s those shills are going to give?
Um sweetie, I'm just trying to balance out all the toxic entitled manchildren review bombing the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:43:35 No.41127873 Report

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Just waiting....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:45:20 No.41127902 Report

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>>41127873
You already know how it will be, anon

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:45:55 No.41127917 Report

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put me on the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:48:40 No.41127968 Report

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Predicting 82 after 40-ish critic reviews
Predictions go here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:52:53 No.41128054 Report

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What it should get:
>3/10
What it Will get because it's a video game and that means it doesn't get anything lower than 6/10 by default + 2 points for being an established AAA brand:
>8/10

around 78 and 83 on critic score and 53 on user score.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:58:46 No.41128192 Report

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TWO MORE MINUTES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 13:58:58 No.41128198 Report

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>>41127902
Do we though? DO WE?!
I couldn't care less about the national dex. I just want a decent game. I've given up hope for a Breath of the wild style Pokémon game with enemy scaling, non-linear story and diverse gym leaders...

Just be decent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:00:47 No.41128244 Report

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8.2/10
"Recycles the old formula but just enough new to re-energize the franchise"
"Highly accessible to newer fans"
"Some scattered performance issues weight down the experience"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:03:08 No.41128312 Report

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>>41127730
>under 30 sec
Fuck, HOLD ME /LOWERCASEVEEPEE/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:04:59 No.41128380 Report

Quoted By: >>41128617 >>41128835

Eurogamer absolutely shitting on it
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-11-13-pokemon-sword-and-shield-review-a-shadow-of-a-former-great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:05:49 No.41128412 Report

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IGN GAVE IT A 9.3 LUL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:06:02 No.41128421 Report

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Why'd Metacritic have a bunch of reviews then deleted them?

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:06:05 No.41128426 Report

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>>41127730
>86%
Unironic_pepe.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:06:05 No.41128429 Report

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81 lmaooo

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:07:02 No.41128474 Report

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Apologize!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:07:05 No.41128478 Report

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>>41128412
that's a 5 by IGN's rating conventions

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Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:07:56 No.41128515 Report

Quoted By: >>41128598 >>41128912

>9.3
look, I overblow my hatred of this game. I get some people will love it in spite of how sloppy it is, and I don't even begrudge people that enjoy it as long as they aren't cultish cunts about it online.

but holy fuck how can you objectively, even subjectively, give this a 9.3. I genuinely hope this is just clickbait to piss of the angry fanbase or something because fucking wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:08:51 No.41128557 Report

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>>41127659
60/100 from the Daily Star: "Sword and Shield can only be called ‘good’ Pokémon games… not ‘great’ ones."

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/reviews/pokemon-sword-shield-review-nintendo-20873487

This is the lowest score currently posted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:10:08 No.41128598 Report

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>>41128515
Id give this game a good 7.5, but anything higher than a 9? NO FUCKING WAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:10:21 No.41128606 Report

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>>41128557
Even they call it "good". /vp/ BTFO since /vp/ would not accept anything higher than "bad".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:10:32 No.41128617 Report

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>>41128380
Thank fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:10:47 No.41128629 Report

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>polygon
>reviewed by a woman who apparently took 30 hours to beat the main story, fucking TWICE AS MUCH as everyone else
>check her profile
>she's a fucking overwatch blogger
reminder that these people are made to believe that their opinions on videogames are valid and are paid for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:12:02 No.41128674 Report

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>>41128606
Because the game is a fucking disgusting piece of shit that doesn't even deserve to be called bad. Shills can suck cock for free though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:13:16 No.41128715 Report

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>>41128557
>fucking bong tabloids are more honest than game journos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:14:14 No.41128747 Report

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>>41128606
The game is bad they are being paid
TONS of games are better than this shit and have a lower score. This isn’t even the best Pokémon Game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:16:43 No.41128835 Report

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>>41128380
>one of - if not the - largest rosters of wholly new Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:19:07 No.41128912 Report

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>>41128515
5.3 is the actual score. But being Nintendo, it gets a +4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:23:16 No.41129061 Report

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>>41128912
retard alert

!!m8NLUJ1DfYR

!!m8NLUJ1DfYR Wed 13 Nov 2019 14:32:16 No.41129363 Report

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>Pokemon Sword & Shield is all too often a bit disappointing,
Based VG247 giving it a 6/10

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