>>41147938All rivals are pathetic.
Blue:
cocky dumbass who you kick the ass of every time, stealing his glory the moment he becomes champion, Grandfather literally disappointed in him
Silver:
edgy dumbass who hates Team Rocket and ends up losing to the power of friendship every time
Brendan/May:
extremely pathetic in base games, marginally less in remakes, still goddamn loser
Wally:
boneitis boy with a fucking Ralts
Barry:
overcaffinated autistic monkey child that is still somehow a better trainer than Blue
Cheren:
gets shit pushed in on every occasion, self-aware enough to realize he will never be as cool as BW Protag
Bianca:
marginally less pathetic Brendan/May
N:
His full name is Natural Harmonia Gropius. Severe autism. Probably a Pokemon
Hugh:
anger issues Goku, never mean to player, MUH SISTER'S PURRLOIN
Calem/Serena:
tries to be serious, ends up irrelevant, attempts to friend zone player
Other Kalos keks:
extra irrelevant
Hau:
literally just anime Ash
Gladion:
a marginally less terrible Silver, mommy issues instead of daddy issues
Trace:
>Playing Let's GoRonald:
>Implying you even remember what game he's fromYou only think Blue was cool and assholish because you remember the anime's Gary showing up Ash all the time.
