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>So I hear you're a developer. Do you wanna talk about your game?
>Yeah, Okay
>He's got a book. A book of talking points
>Take your time, We've got the whole treehouse.
>Ok Ok, here's one. Knock, Knock.
>You had to bring in a book just for that?
>I wanna get it right. Knock, Knock.
>Who's there?
>It's the Galarian border patrol ma'am. We've come to deport your Axew. It's not in the game.
>Oh, no no no no you cannot do that!
>Yeah, that's not innovating on gameplay. That's not the kinda things we do here at Nintendo.
>Ok. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's been a rough few months, /Vee-Pay/. Ever since we cut out over half of our content.
>...Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline
>There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
>You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those hardcore fans on our treehouse. Why should we believe you?
>I can't lose anything, /Vee-Pay/. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a easy money.
>Let me get this straight, you think removing content is high quality?
>Yeah. But quality is subjective /Vee-pay/, isn't that what they say? Besides, the way I see it, what happened was a good thing. All of you, Twitter, the system that knows so much, you decide, you decide what's right and wrong. The same way you decide what's quality or not.
>Okay, so you're saying you did it to make this all fit, to optimize the game?
>Oh, /Vee-Pay/, do I look like the kind of developer who could do that? I cut those pokémon because they weren't profitable. Everybody's gotta sell toys these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
>So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense for cutting 60% of the pokemon? Because they weren't selling merchandise enough and you went crazy?
>No. They couldn't couldn't hold a candle to Charizard.
>Why is everyone so upset about these guys? Because nobodies went and cried about them on Twitter? If it was Little Town Hero getting shelved you would all just walk by!
>So you have a problem with the fans?
>Yes I do.
>What is that?
>Yeah, Okay
>He's got a book. A book of talking points
>Take your time, We've got the whole treehouse.
>Ok Ok, here's one. Knock, Knock.
>You had to bring in a book just for that?
>I wanna get it right. Knock, Knock.
>Who's there?
>It's the Galarian border patrol ma'am. We've come to deport your Axew. It's not in the game.
>Oh, no no no no you cannot do that!
>Yeah, that's not innovating on gameplay. That's not the kinda things we do here at Nintendo.
>Ok. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's been a rough few months, /Vee-Pay/. Ever since we cut out over half of our content.
>...Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline
>There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
>You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those hardcore fans on our treehouse. Why should we believe you?
>I can't lose anything, /Vee-Pay/. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a easy money.
>Let me get this straight, you think removing content is high quality?
>Yeah. But quality is subjective /Vee-pay/, isn't that what they say? Besides, the way I see it, what happened was a good thing. All of you, Twitter, the system that knows so much, you decide, you decide what's right and wrong. The same way you decide what's quality or not.
>Okay, so you're saying you did it to make this all fit, to optimize the game?
>Oh, /Vee-Pay/, do I look like the kind of developer who could do that? I cut those pokémon because they weren't profitable. Everybody's gotta sell toys these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
>So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense for cutting 60% of the pokemon? Because they weren't selling merchandise enough and you went crazy?
>No. They couldn't couldn't hold a candle to Charizard.
>Why is everyone so upset about these guys? Because nobodies went and cried about them on Twitter? If it was Little Town Hero getting shelved you would all just walk by!
>So you have a problem with the fans?
>Yes I do.
>What is that?
