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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:08:37 No.41157763 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41157811 >>41157843 >>41158011

Vaporeon is the best Pokémon to marry. Change my mind, she’s scientifically the best Pokémon to mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:09:40 No.41157780 Report

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That tails going to be between your bodies making it hard to work around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:09:46 No.41157781 Report

Quoted By: >>41157802 >>41159674

in the new game theyre 100% male though, just like grimmsnarl, bet you feel extra faggy now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:11:22 No.41157802 Report

Quoted By: >>41157833 >>41159795

>>41157781
Naw fuck the newer games, SwSh got rid of garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:11:43 No.41157811 Report

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>>41157763
You can't marry what amounts to property. Fuck it if you want, but don't treat it like it's people. It's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:12:32 No.41157833 Report

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>>41157802
just imagine all the vaporeon dick you'll be taking

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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:13:03 No.41157843 Report

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>>41157763
A person that cannot understand the basic fact that humans and Pokémon are not one in the same has no right to fall back on science. If you debase yourself like this, you're nothing more than a beast; just like them.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:22:06 No.41158011 Report

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>>41157763
Vaporeon:
>Has less than human intelligence
>Can't hold conversations with you
>No opposable thumbs
>You'll get weird looks if you talk about it in public

Meanwhile, Gardevoir:
>Is kind
>Courteous
>Loyal to the point where she'll die for you
>Highly intelligent
>Can communicate telepathically with you
>Can perfectly read your emotions
>Has psychic powers that she can use to both your benefit
>Is a pretty good dancer
>It is perfectly acceptable to marry your Gardevoir

Gardevoir is quite obviously the superior partner. Any questions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:25:10 No.41158068 Report

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>>41158011
>Has less than human intelligence
Source

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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:27:48 No.41158128 Report

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>>41158011
Based

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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:29:01 No.41158160 Report

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>>41158068
Well since the Pokedex occasionally notes note what Pokemon are smart and dumb, I imagine most of them are in betweens. I could be wrong though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:29:38 No.41158179 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz9tYpfGHI4&list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ&index=8&t=0s

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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 06:33:29 No.41158279 Report

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>>41157843
based angryanon putting op in his place
you've gotta sing for us again

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Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 07:44:14 No.41159674 Report

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>>41157781
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 07:49:56 No.41159795 Report

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>>41157802
2nd worst psuedo only better than hydreigon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 07:50:44 No.41159812 Report

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Vaporeon is a hussie, she's literally built for taking human dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Nov 2019 09:36:10 No.41161513 Report

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