Post your own fakemon, say a thing or two about them.

The smaller gecko evolves into the bigger one. Both are Poison/Psychic types and live in the desert area of whatever region they're in. Abilities are Oblivious and Dry skin.
The joke is that they're permanently intoxicated, the small one is like buzzed from alcohol while the bigger one is on a full blown acid trip in the middle of the desert like a smelly hippie.