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Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:00:04 No.41186208 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41186314 >>41186326 >>41186336 >>41187684

>Me in three hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:01:41 No.41186258 Report

Quoted By: >>41186279

You’re gonna be standing outside some filthy chuck’s window, glaring at him? But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:02:16 No.41186279 Report

Quoted By: >>41186297

>>41186258
chuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:02:41 No.41186297 Report

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>>41186279
sorry, meant sneed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:03:11 No.41186314 Report

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>>41186208
Why are you being haunted by a transparent ghost wojack?

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Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:03:32 No.41186326 Report

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>>41186208
Yeah you are outside in the cold for buying a switch, brainwashed newspaper in motherfucking 2019, and sword and shield.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:03:48 No.41186336 Report

Quoted By: >>41186474

>>41186208
>run up to the cashier at Gamestop, panting and sweating profusely
>DID I MISS IT
>He looks scared
>POKEMON SWSH (prounounced Swuh-Shuh)
>No.. nope.
>THANK GOD I WAS WORRIED AFTER SEEING THE HASHTAG #THANKYOUGAMEFREAK THAT PEOPLE WOULD BE RUSHING THE STORES I'M SO GLAD I MADE IT IN TIME
>set up my chair in front of the register
>pull out my my large two liter of Coke, a bag of McDonalds and log into my premium BLACKED.com membership and start passing the time
>S.. sir. You can't watch that on here, this is a public place.
>LISTEN. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE GAME LOOKS LIKE. MY IDENTITY IS BASED ON POKEMON, I'M BUYING IT. ONLY FAR RIGHT FASCISTS WOULD EVER BOYCOTT A PRODUCT. YOU AREN'T A FASCIST, RIGHT?
>BLACKED.com premium content starts getting louder with more moaning
>I sync up my phone to the stores bluetooth speakers
>Everyone starts looking around nervously
>I take off my pants
>POKEMON COMMUNITY NEEDS TO GROW UP. THE GAMES AREN'T FOR THEM, THEY ARE FOR KIDS. THIS IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE
>A person (male) cosplaying as Rey from Star Wars notices me and joins me in furiously masturbating
>The cops come in, tackle us to the ground and handcuff us
>Walking us out
>YOU ARE JUST OUTGROWING POKEMON. AS FOR ME, I THINK THEY LOOK INCREDIBLE BING BING WAHOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:08:47 No.41186474 Report

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>>41186336
Dextrannies are embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 02:49:00 No.41187684 Report

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>>41186208
Based...but maybe you should buy the game for your poorer friend outside your window. He seems like he could use a kind act or two

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