please /vp/, help me out with this one. every bone in my body says sword version. the pokemon in it are cooler. zacian is cooler. zamazenta is one ugly motherfucker. i dont want his overdesigned ass on my switch homescreen. i dont want to see his ugly ass every time i boot up the game.

sword version might have all the bones in my body knowing what it wants, but shield version has something special. boner. shield version completely shits all over sword version in terms of gym leaders. my i just want someone to tell me that melony makes an appearance in sword version. please tell me i can get her card in sword version. please. do it for all the boners out there like mine.