>>41214888Dracozolt by definition is living the best life out of them all, as the only deficit it suffers is having a butt that's too big. It can apparently run fast still, and has no discernable incurable problem internally like the others do.
Dracovish is the second best. They ignore the fact that it can't breathe out of water but even if they didn't, the thing's moving model dispels the notion of spinal problems I thought of before I saw it in motion, as it can clearly bend all the way over without detriment in some bizarre hunched walk, like a really crappy theropod. It can live even though it has breathing issues as an internal problem, so it gets a pass.
Anyone stuck with an Arcto- half is just fucked though.
Thus, 3rd place goes to Arctovish. It has a proper body for the native environment of the head and isn't affected by the cold emanating from the Arcto half, but the head makes it difficult to eat, difficult to breathe even with a proper native environment (unlike Dracovish), and overall is a huge malus for the poor thing. However, at least it can survive with care, albeit with low quality of life due to the aforementioned problems.
Arctozolt takes the last place without question. The poor bastard is absolutely fucked, he drew the short straw when they were handing out bodies. His top half being that of a reptile (or bird apparently) but the bottom being that of a sea creature that constantly discharges cold just makes it so the thing lives in constant suffering. Shivering and sick at all times, it can also barely move and futilely tries to run with the useless flippers on the lower body. It cannot grasp efficiently either due to the miniscule arms, and from the looks of it might not even be able to reach its face. This Pokemon has one of the lowest quality of life standards for Pokemon, which is saying something. Treat this one with care and bring some happiness to his pathetic life, or put him down for mercy's sake.
